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The Tempest by Mad Heaters & Phatpiggie
- Thread starter oddjobold
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General Disaster
Schrödinger's rat!
"Golden brown texture like sunLays me down with my mind she runs
Throughout the night, no need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown"
And very pretty it looks too!
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I'm thinking about suing @Brenyo...!
- for loss of earnings since receiving my Tempest 2!
The primary thrust of my argument is
...I've given it the benefit of the doubt, even trying a second time to ensure I wasn't being impulsive, but that, and subsequent tests (just to be sure I'm sure) haven't deviated from this exceptional behaviour. I'd also considered suing if I were a grower, as the Tempest 2's remarkable efficiency could well see a drop in sales! I have a seed currently trying to germinate on the off-chance I can call myself a grower and screw even more money off our favourite vape designer/maker/seller/lover!
Obviously I'd need permission of the court to ensure the jury fully appreciate what using a T2 is like to experience!
So I'm looking for advice here to help me attack poor old, long suffering, yet always delivering, Brenyo (whom has brought so much joy to us all) by suggesting how many full-bowl-sized back-to-back blasts each jury member should be mandated to consume, before being considered fit to start that days session in court?
Riding on the back of a possible amoral, despicable and petty win with this, is the introduction of a whole new area of legal defence (patent pending) which as the founding farter I should stand to profiteer handsomely from.
And as an added bonus I'd expect many orders from the juror's for more of the same for the evenings to help them contemplate the evidence presented that day, not to mention requests for larger supplies when the case is over! How can I lose?
Y'know, this T2 is great for generating idea's! Far better than ChatBS!
[... and just in case
- yes, of course it's a joke 
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van Blitzen
Member
i colored the bowl as well 
i like how it matches with the cooling fins on the stem in contrast to the blue.
i like how it matches with the cooling fins on the stem in contrast to the blue.now i cant get the song out of my head
Lays me down with my mind she runs
Throughout the night, no need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown"
And very pretty it looks too!
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Hey ppl, I just received my Tempest V2 and I have some "not nice things" with it:
1st: The heatshield is scratched. On the widest part of it. Not one, but at least 4 scratches. Not really a problem, at least is the problem I care less but feels weird being a 250€ device. Yes, I know that titanium is prone to scratch, but it's a brand new unused device.
2nd: Can't use the reload magnet to open it handsfree anymore, it just spins and spins. Seems that the screw touches directly on the magnet instead the whole head and it can't be further screwed in.
3rd: The VI marks on the housing seem unpolished and quite rought, not at the point to be able to cut myself with it, but I'm quite sure it can scratch things.
4th: For god's sake, I can't open the ball chamber, seems totally stuck. Using reload's debowler and a proper screwdriver
I noticed all of this (in that order xD) while I was trying to do the first cleanup. Everything was properly packed btw.
Annd now I am here overusing the V1 with rubies dreaming about the V2 with Rubies
(won't risk using it and then not being able to clean it properly till I talk with customer support on EU shop in case I have to send back the whole device)
Damn, the wait is real xD
1st: The heatshield is scratched. On the widest part of it. Not one, but at least 4 scratches. Not really a problem, at least is the problem I care less but feels weird being a 250€ device. Yes, I know that titanium is prone to scratch, but it's a brand new unused device.
2nd: Can't use the reload magnet to open it handsfree anymore, it just spins and spins. Seems that the screw touches directly on the magnet instead the whole head and it can't be further screwed in.
3rd: The VI marks on the housing seem unpolished and quite rought, not at the point to be able to cut myself with it, but I'm quite sure it can scratch things.
4th: For god's sake, I can't open the ball chamber, seems totally stuck. Using reload's debowler and a proper screwdriver
I noticed all of this (in that order xD) while I was trying to do the first cleanup. Everything was properly packed btw.
Annd now I am here overusing the V1 with rubies dreaming about the V2 with Rubies
(won't risk using it and then not being able to clean it properly till I talk with customer support on EU shop in case I have to send back the whole device)
Damn, the wait is real xD
Sorry for the trouble, you can start using it, I’ll sort it out for you from the UK. I’m aware of these issues now and improved the QC, these shouldn’t happen anymore with the US orders.
1. Please drop me an email through the UK store, I’ll get back to you in a few days.
2. The screw is either not tightened down properly or there is a tiny tiny burr trapped under the screw that needs removing.
3. That’s a first, I’ll replace it ofc.
4. Try to shake the balls away from the middle and force it open. Remove 1 ball and it should work fine.
crustycorvus
Well-Known Member
I run 2.5mm gem cut rubies, I enjoy how they tighten up the airflow just a bit.
Hello, I also received it from the EU site, mine also arrived with scratches on the shield and head, unfortunately the titanium scratches very quickly and the cardboard packaging does not help, so even if you take another one, it will be scratched, but don't worry even if it is made of striped titanium it is very strong and that's why it was chosen. The grooves of the indicator are as rough as in your photo when I pass my fingers, I feel them on mine, it's a little less pronounced than you, but I see it, so I think it's normal. And for the screw on my part, I had to screw it well, otherwise with the magnet, it tended to unscrew, maybe it could help you. But it's an incredible device @Brenyo did a great job and for that I want to drop the little problems, you wouldn't be disappointed with its performance. For the screen where there are balls, I made a heater, then I managed to remove it because it was blocked
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I've been looking for gem cut rubies for a while, where did you get yours?
crustycorvus
Well-Known Member
Can't remember if links are cool here. Got em from the guy who sells the stunner. If you Google "vapor solutions stunner", it'll bring you to his website. Hes got some really nice stems as well. MGVSolutions
TheDandelion
Member
Crossing Technology / Wireless One Hit Wonder accessories is 520 3mm gemcut rubies.