FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[ginolicious]

I couldn’t decide when to stop quoting...

fuck I was gonna quote that. Beat me to the punch lol.

 

[SquirrelMaster]

I couldn’t decide when to stop quoting...

fuck I was gonna quote that. Beat me to the punch lol.

I'll read back over my "ball" posts and I can't help but giggle but that was an especially dirty sounding one !

 

[Ramahs]

Great way to start the day... Playing with warm balls.

^

Nothing worse than waking up with a clogged tip.

^ Yeah, I hate pissing sideways in the morning

 

[HughJundys]

Phat Piggie is lovely through water as well.

I've seen @phattpiggie , not a bad looking dude. I wouldn't characterize him as lovely, more grizzled. To be fair I've never seen him wet which may add some extra luster and sheen. Sounds like there is a fun story here.

 

[Ramahs]

Would love to be able to get bottoms and toothless tops

I see you like variety

 

[Dutch-Mic]

i don't like so much the wood sensation on mouth (I tend to "drool" on the wood, don't you?)

Me? Never!

 

[Mr. Me2]

Intense heat comes out my holes too.

 

[BestBuds]

they said my unit looked like it was under performing

I don't think my unit is completely garbage but not working to it's fullest potential.

Don't be so "hard" on yourself @Bad Dog

 

[Summer]

I always debowl and give it a good blow clean immediately when I've finished

 

[Ramahs]

I just added two tops and bottoms to my large set

Wow. Your set is now a Harem!
Congrats

 

[Ramahs]

No just put it in my mouth

Nothing more need be said
You are very generous.

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

Nothing more need be said
You are very generous.

You left out the part about washing it down with a beer?

I guess the Dynavap thread will do anything to compete with the Tafee Bowle thread.

 

[BestBuds]

This morning I just got an itch to go deep.

the load size didn't change. I'm just using her better. She trained me patiently, gently, and quickly.

Good for you bro, I'm jealous

 

[Ramahs]

I need it simple and thick.

Hey, at least you know what you want!

 

[ginolicious]

@arb i had to.

So...........suck it like you mean it?

 

[BestBuds]

lick of... whatever

Put it up to your nose. I mean right up there, rub the warm ceramic against your lips. Put your finger in and grab a tiny bit and start chewing it slowly. Yeah, man. Get nasty with that girl.

That bowel is the portal to your weed's G-spot.

 

[notams]

@BestBuds yeah... as I was typing it I was like... Someone's gonna...

And then, BAM! BestBuds never disapoints.

 

[Ramahs]

crush it a bit with fingertips and suck it very gently

Indeed. A little initial pressure can be pleasurable

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

I have already submerged my balls in iso and played with them for a while with a a-tip. Then I boiled them for ten min because at this point I’ve accepted I’m a total spaz about safety.

 

[BestBuds]

It's completely unnecessary, but really fun to mess around with the ball removal sequence and I found out it's a lot easier to give the plug a "tail" that is tied to the power cord. I dropped that f$&king thing so many times and every damn time it rolled into another universe.

This was by request.... Here ya go @notams

I guess it's always a good idea to anchor tie your "plug" so it doesn't go into "another universe". As for the rest of it, I'm kind of intrigued! What does it all mean?

....oh was that not the part you though I should quote?

 

[Ramahs]

This was by request.... Here ya go @notams

I guess it's always a good idea to anchor tie your "plug" so it doesn't go into "another universe". As for the rest of it, I'm kind of intrigued! What does it all mean?

....oh was that not the part you though I should quote?

Yup. It's mighty embarrassing to have to go to the ER and have have it removed.
Flared ends are your friend

 

[HughJundys]

never have issues getting the nut off.

we appreciate you

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

I run my condenser at full extension so I don't have to worry about fingering holes!

Had to be done.

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

Had to be done.

You beat me to it.

 

[Shit Snacks]

Thanks to ProfessionalHandJob for tipping me off...

@ProfessionalHandJob