You know your a vapist when. . .

your pointer finger is burnt more often then your thumb.

You haggle over dub bags.

You save trimmings, stems, and might even have a jar of seeds for no particular reason.

Your eyes never get red, but for some reason you are medicated 25/7
 
biojuggernaut,

Abysmal Vapor

Supersniffer 2000 - robot fart detection device
You can see someone dodging and running away from smoke as it is the devil himself :)..
Get nuts :mad: when they see somebody rolling a huge joint with 70% tobacco..
 
Abysmal Vapor,

VaporNation

Vaporizer Superstore
Retailer
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A VAPIST WHEN...

You buy over-sized turkey bags in industrial size quantities.

You've started creating new vaping terms- " burnt popcorn taste"

The WHOOPING COUGH is gone!

When your friends call because you're the only one who knows how to reassemble the mouthpiece and bags combo for the Arizer Extreme Q.

You've taken the time to type the recipe, "how to make the perfect bag of vapor"

When you COUGH like a rookie after a single rip off a Vape-Or-Smoke.

You spend all day and night thinking about your Arizer Solo.
 
VaporNation,

weedemon

enthusiast
you snubb your nose up at bongs, joints and bowls. they are too filthy for your standards :p
 
weedemon,

JDSupreme

Head of Pot
weedemon said:
you snubb your nose up at bongs, joints and bowls. they are too filthy for your standards :p

Every day bro. Every day.

I love peoples reactions tho lol
 
JDSupreme,

djonkoman

Well-Known Member
you want to roll a joint because you like rolling, but then you think of how it will taste and how the high will be and you fill up a pd-stem
 
djonkoman,

AgentofChaos

Serial Vapist
You tell yourself it's the last time, but can't help but buy another vaporizer. And then another, and another...
 
AgentofChaos,

notmyrealUSERname

Notmy Well-Known Member
When you actually combust something and then you have no choice but to take a nap 1 hour later.

When you watch your buddy roll up a cigar, and you think that's like X number of Days worth of personal stuff!

Btw, vapebong ftw! But it's got to be sparkling clean - both the water and the glass, otherwise it's pretty difficult to enjoy!
 
notmyrealUSERname,

JDSupreme

Head of Pot
notmyrealUSERname said:
Btw, vapebong ftw! But it's got to be sparkling clean - both the water and the glass, otherwise it's pretty difficult to enjoy!

Weekly iso bath!! Sparkling!
 
JDSupreme,

stroh

errl enthusiast
when the only glass pieces you own are waterpipes, and you cant seem to find the stock GonG bowl
 
stroh,

hereatlast

Well-Known Member
Hehe thats a good one ^^

...you have a tool a dentist might use.
...you don't have an ashtray full of clips/roaches.
...you've got a jar full of weird smelling brown stuff (ABV).
 
hereatlast,

Stu

Maconheiro
Staff member
When you know what the difference between 190 and 200 degrees Celsius is, but have no clue if it's 10, 20, or 30 degrees Celsius outside. :uhoh:
 
Stu,

weedemon

enthusiast
Stu said:
When you know what the difference between 190 and 200 degrees Celsius is, but have no clue if it's 10, 20, or 30 degrees Celsius outside. :uhoh:


:lol: good one ! :)
 
weedemon,

treecityrnd

Active Member
When you know the exact vaporization temperature of your favorite cannabinoids and still burn your Mac&Cheese dinner.

When you spend the same amount of money every year on vaporizers as you do on medication for your vaporizers.

When you can stop using your inhaler for COPD.
 
treecityrnd,

weedemon

enthusiast
turtles said:
weedemon said:
you snubb your nose up at bongs, joints and bowls. they are too filthy for your standards :p
nah, I have 2 bongs just for vaping :lol:
not the taridional bonging htat im talking about though bud ;) i also have 2 "vapor"bongs :)
 
weedemon,

JDSupreme

Head of Pot
charliedontsurf said:
stroh said:
when the only glass pieces you own are waterpipes, and you cant seem to find the stock GonG bowl

Hahaha, for sure! I have NO idea where my combustion bowls are!

I gave them all away as gifts. People are like "REALLY?!?" ....yup

hereatlast said:
.you've got a jar full of weird smelling brown stuff (ABV).

I'm convinced abv smells like mild coffee grounds
 
JDSupreme,

MM..Food

vape enthusiast
When you've gotten your own personal technique down and with such ease that it is a hassle/trouble trying to teach new vapists...
 
MM..Food,
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