Shortly after saying "Fuck Combustion", I realized the importance of having a vape for those times when you're off the grid (and/or the dead are roaming the earth). The Bronze Sherlock VaporGenie was my first flame-based vaporizer and the tool that introduced me to the joys of freeing one's self from battery paranoia. Now that I've replaced my VG with my Lotus (and after winning @Vicki's generous MFLB contest), I'd like to pass this along to another member of the community who needs a vape they can carry along with their crossbow and other zombie-killing implements in the (hopefully) distant future. In the spirit of making this an entertaining giveaway thread, I'd like to request that you enter by telling a funny or exciting (true) story about a time you were vaping and/or vaked in just one-sentence. For some inspiration, check out this link for some one-sentence stories: http://hooplaha.com/2013/04/the-best-stories-told-in-one-sentence/ One entry per member, please! The winner will be chosen by our friendly FC mods via random number magic. This contest thread will remain open for entrants through April 4th, with the winner announced shortly after. Unfortunately, I have to restrict entries to those within the CONUS, if only because I'm not comfortable shipping a used vape overseas. Sorry, my non-American friends. The VG will be shipped via USPS priority mail. Thanks to the mods for helping me put on this giveaway, and to the community for being one of my favorite places to hang out and learn new things!