The people I work with started calling me this one silly nickname a while back, and now most don't realize it's not my actual name. One of the guys at work couldn't actually say my name, so he came up with his own name for me and it just stuck. Let's just say the name is Tommy Loola. So I'm walking into work, and someone sees me through the window, and I hear "Hey, guys! It's Tommy Loola!" And I hear the room start chanting "Tommy! Tommy! Tommy!" Mind you, I'm not even in the building yet. Once I'm in the building they lose it. One guy gets up and runs over yelling my name and giving me a hug and then everyone's trying to hug me. I put my arms out and calmly say, "Woah, woah. That's too loud. It huts my ears..." and the room goes quiet. Kids.