Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Vicki]

You know I have that bacon fetish that only Canadians can provide. I'm only human!

Canadian bacon isn't REAL bacon!

 

[Tweek]

Canadian bacon isn't REAL bacon!

We are more about the sausage over here.

 

[satyrday]

Fat, the other white meat.

 

[Tweek]

Fat, the other white meat.

How'd you know my old pick up line?

 

[mvapes]

I love my women like I love my bacon - fatty!

 

[ShipDit]

I thought Human was the other white meat?
Bigger question,why is this starting to turn me on?

 

[Tweek]

I thought Human was the other white meat?
Bigger question,why is this starting to turn me on?

Why not? I get a boner just shopping for pork chops

 

[mvapes]

It's starting to bring back those memories ship but this is different and Yugoslavia is a very different kinda country!

**EDIT*** I just realized, my Parkinson's is affecting my right hand. How am I going to trim my taint?

 

[ShipDit]

Ah yes,Yugoslavia. That's where they make white people!
To bad you got us banned. In your defense that thing you did with their flag and your taint was hilarious!

 

[mvapes]

Bro - how fucking weird is that that we posted at the same time and we BOTH mention my TAINT!

I'm so fucking proud...it's come such a long way...it's been a rough few years on my taint.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

we got your back dude,

laugh, shake, bake, cry its all good, we got ya regardless.

 

[ShipDit]

If we were Catholic you'd be a Saint....Saint Taint,patron Saint of shaky hands and smelly fingers. Heehehee....wiping with Parkinson's....screw you all,that's funny!

 

[Tweek]

What's a Catholic?

 

[mvapes]

Two for the pink and one for the stink with Parkinson's? Boy's - we may be the Messiah!

 

[ShipDit]

What's a Catholic?

Catholics are a a group that is really mad at us Jews for some reason. I guess it was something we did like 2,000 years ago,but I wasn't there so I don't know for sure.
Oh,and some of the Clergy may have sodomized a few children,but I guess they're cool with that....

 

[mvapes]

so there's a priest and a rabbi on a plane

A young boy walks by and the priest say's, oh, I wanna fuck that boy.

And the Rabbi replied - Outta what?

 

[RUDE BOY]

so there's a priest and a rabbi on a plane

A young boy walks by and the priest say's, oh, I wanna fuck that boy.

And the Rabbi replied - Outta what?

Ya see its not fair ,a nominal catholic couldn't tell this joke and not feel guilty

But the jewish guy can put it out there and laugh his ass off .
Along with the rest of us

PS i was born catholic

 

[Tweek]

Catholics are a a group that is really mad at us Jews for some reason. I guess it was something we did like 2,000 years ago,but I wasn't there so I don't know for sure.
Oh,and some of the Clergy may have sodomized a few children,but I guess they're cool with that....

What are Jews?

 

[RUDE BOY]

OH NO Tweek might move into that "WHY?" phase soon .

 

[Tweek]

OH NO Tweek might move into that "WHY?" phase soon .

Why do you say that?

 

[mvapes]

 

[RUDE BOY]

Dosen't Seth have the most wonderfully twisted minds .

 

[Tweek]

Edit: This version is for Shipdit

 

[mvapes]

Wow it's quiet around here, I assume everyone is out doing something that welcomes a tip at the end of service.

 

[Enchantre]

I just got home from work, sugar!

Hey, you can cry, and you can be scared. Stuffing emotions down is crap. Go ahead, be scared, and then use your fear to drive you to making your plans, doing what you can, making the right choices for you... all that.

Today is Full Moon. Dearsweetgodz&goddesses.... the phone calls.