Ascent Vaporizer by Da Vinci (pre-sale thread)

[Dreamerr]

If they mind it, it is there problem
I am going to come up with one if it kills me. The haiku is easier and I didn't even do that one.

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

They deleted my submission! Wtf???

 

[lwien]

I don't like that they aren't original. I can't even be bothered reading that long one which we know was copied. Go figure out why yours isn't showing...privacy setting I am sure, so we can all go and vote for yours. To me original gets all my votes.

It showed up finally and I liked it. I hate fb so much and wish you could press the spacebar for formatting reasons. FB rots the big one. I use it for companies and coupons.

Thanks Dreamerr.

 

[Davinci_vaporizer]

They deleted my submission! Wtf???

Something must be up with your FB. I double checked with our social guys...we have never deleted a submission OR blocked anyone from the page. Don't quite know why that seems to happen, but it seems like a FB problem.

 

[GanjaDude]

They deleted my submission! Wtf???

What was your joke?

 

[GanjaDude]

Hey just a heads up...there is another chance to win an Ascent today on our Facebook page

"Got jokes for us? Let us have it! We are introducing a Joke Contest for the week. Give us your best joke here on our Facebook page about vaping. The winner will receive a brand new DaVinci Ascent!

The winner will be judged based on the vote totals that the Joke Entry receives…Good luck!"



Note on shipping: .Express shipping, while they "guarantee" overnight...it's a lie and it takes 1-2 days because USPS is unreliable.I will offer free express shipping.

Fedex and UPS are the only ones that actually get a package there on time, so I will be putting up all options.

When will this contest end?

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

What was your joke?

It was a play on a chuck Norris joke.

 

[mewash2]

It was a play on a chuck Norris joke.

Clearly you have pissed off Chuck Norris.

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

What was your joke?

It must've been this damn iPhone! Cause I see it now that I look on my pc.

 

[Caulin]

It must've been this damn iPhone! Cause I see it now that I look on my pc.

iPhone..."it just works" (patent pending after Steve jobs died)

 

[Dreamerr]

confused I saw your post earlier today unless there was another chuck norris one. Maybe it is buried in all the garbage being put up as original stuff lol. Some of them have likes for no reason.

Is this it, Chuck Norris doesn't need a vaporizer! He just roundhouse kicks the thc out of his bud! Since we all cant be chuck Norris..... Da Vinci gives us the ascent! If so it is still there.

Ok which one of you are bothering paka and I quote" What is reality?? An illusion caused by a lack of kine pakalolo vaped through an Ascent"

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

confused I saw your post earlier today unless there was another chuck norris one. Maybe it is buried in all the garbage being put up as original stuff lol. Some of them have likes for no reason.

Is this it, Chuck Norris doesn't need a vaporizer! He just roundhouse kicks the thc out of his bud! Since we all cant be chuck Norris..... Da Vinci gives us the ascent! If so it is still there.

Yup that's mine.

 

[here<=and=>there]

have they announced the haiku contest winner?

 

[V8pire]

have they announced the haiku contest winner?

I dont believe so but it said 5/6? Maybe today.
Maybe it was too hard to decide so its going to be two winners!

deciding too hard
two haiku will get ascent
see double vision

good morning FC
haiku stuck in my damn head
got to stop this now

 

[Herbal Ant]

Yeah I checked it, it does say 5/6. I hope V8pire is right, or three winners, anything to better my chances. I don't think I'm gonna win the joke contest with my knock, knock I wrote at 2am.

No, don't stop just yet
If you are still Haikuing
Go win a space case

 

[here<=and=>there]

I dont believe so but it said 5/6? Maybe today.
Maybe it was too hard to decide so its going to be two winners!

deciding too hard
two haiku will get ascent
see double vision

good morning FC
haiku stuck in my damn head
got to stop this now

thanks, yea i was just checking tht i hadnt missed the announcement somehow...

Lets all be honest
Free ascents for all of us
Is what we desire

 

[nopartofme]

I dont believe so but it said 5/6? Maybe today.
Maybe it was too hard to decide so its going to be two winners!

If they choose to accept the "multi-stanza haiku" submissions, perhaps it would make sense to offer a long-form and short-form prize.

 

[V8pire]

If they choose to accept the "multi-stanza haiku" submissions, perhaps it would make sense to offer a long-form and short-form prize.

or give half off for all runner ups

 

[GreenPhysicist]

I wish I were more
Creative but ill just have
To wait and pay dough.

8 more days!!!

 

[Jimmy]

Pumped for these reviews they mentioned for before the release. Are those coming from the contest winners or what.

 

[Adobewan]

Woman to Man, "Do you smoke after sex?"
Man to woman, "No, I vaporize."
Woman to Man, "Figures. Happens every goddam time!"

Funny and ORIGINAL!!! That has to count for a couple of extra points!!

 

[nigel]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a vaporizer! He just roundhouse kicks the thc out of his bud!"

Not even that complicated.

Chuck Norris just glares at the bud, and it spontaneously vaporizes itself.



[I don't FB, so if that was the original joke, apologies]

 

[lwien]

Funny and ORIGINAL!!! That has to count for a couple of extra points!!

Thanks Adobewan, but being that I'm never on Facebook nor do I ever communicate with friends on Facebook, I think I'm gonna lose this one. Hell, I don't even have a pic for my avy on FB. It's just a blank silhouette, like the one that gets put in high school yearbooks when you're absent for the pic.

It was fun comin' up with it though. I never wrote a joke before in my life. I just started thinking about it, and it just popped in my head. Weird how that happens.

 

[rsqemt911]

Not even that complicated.

Chuck Norris just glares at the bud, and it spontaneously vaporizes itself.
[I don't FB, so if that was the original joke, apologies]

Forget the Da Budda.

There is Da Norris. It's a one of a kind unit. Chuck comes over. Packs a lip of Willie Nelson's best green. And he breaths on you or into a bag ( your preference)

And his dip spit is the purest tinc you'll ever see.

 

[cellardoor]

My joke is:

"What's the only thing the Ascent turns to ashes?

The competition"


There's people complaining that it's not a joke but I think it is and it's original and related to vaporizing so I'm happy with it.