So the Coil VG showed up, thanks to Randy for the great price, free shipping and the awesome extras.
A disclaimer for this piece is that my meds right now are so abysmally lousy that I can't even really catch a buzz with my tolerance. I'm literally going to go on a T-break and gift the rest of these -shit- meds away, because they're just useless to someone like me. Other people seem happy, so let them have it. So I'm not judging this test on the buzz I grab, but rather on the amount of visible vapor produced, and the evenness of the ABV afterwards.
My initial impressions are pretty positive. The whole unit is VERY stealth in the sense that you would never, ever know it were a piece of paraphernalia. Like, really. It looks like something that belongs in someone's work van or took chest. The bendiness is not a huge issue, I can't imagine it bending enough just casually in someone's pocket that herbal material would spill out. The filter portion CAN be simply pulled off the mouthpiece portion, just jumping its threads, which was a little surprising but probably not an issue.
The whole shebang is odd in that it's not air-tight - if you cap the end with your palm and inhale, you can still draw air in. It's all very loosey goosy in its construction in a way, and you'd think immediately that this quality would fuck with proper vapor production. But vapor clouds are quite easy to produce, they're large enough to quite large, the bowl seems to vaporize quite quite evenly, and I like the whole thing way more than I did my aluminum bat, just based on this small session with horrible meds. It's a cool little unit. The end will get hot, but the mouthpiece will stay quite, quite cool at all times. 3/4 of the pipe really will, just the very end gets hot with normal usage. Speaking of the mouthpiece, it has a piece of bare coil ending right where your lips hit it. While I haven't cut my lip or even scratched it, I do think it should be sanded down. It would really be next to impossible to injure yourself with it, but it just looks and feels a little unfinished.
Those interested in using a jet lighter with it should think very hard. Another member mentioned this and they deserve credit, but using a jet lighter with this basically means pointing the jet flame directly at the filter, which means you're pretty much aiming it at your FACE. You can't simply fire the jet flame across the side or "bow" of the bowl and inhale it in, it won't work in my limited experience. Edit: I just tried it with great care and alarm and it worked quite well and I didn't feel like I was jeopardizing my beautiful features tooo much.
For 34 dollars, are you kidding me? This is a bitching little vaporizer, and would be a great introduction to vaping for the stonier on a budget. I can't wait to try it out with meds that are worth my goddamn time. Right now, given its super low budget price point, high durability and a good American company being behind it, I feel I can give this little, quirky portable an 8 - again, taking into consideration its price. Not a bad little vape, and I look forward to using it with better meds.
Edit: the whole thing could be used with a 14mm Gong or a 18.8mm Gong with the simple addition of an O-ring, too. Jet lighter usage would be practical in this application. Also just noticed the manual says "lifetime warranty."