Bummer, Vaplexus. That really sucks, and you are right. At $350, your Swagger should look clean and nice, and the joint should definitely be smooth and airtight. That little lip is a remnant from the blowing process, and is on my SSFG hydraline too, but doesn't impede the male joint. If it does on yours, that is obviously a defect. The Swagger tubes I saw in person (3-4 of them) were all very symmetrical and nice-looking, but mistakes happen and are not always caught when large quotas have to be filled. I wish they would inspect every hydratube and only ship perfect ones, but that would slow things down even more and likely raise the price.
Whether you are a medical or recreational user, I know that it can be a day-to-day struggle to be without good tools, especially ones that already represent money out of your pocket. Money that could be spent on flowers or yummy munchies.
Nevertheless, please try to be patient. VXL is a very small company with very limited resources, human and financial. They are trying to do their best while still making a profit so they can grow infrastructure and develop new products. I'm sure they wish they could satisfy all of their unhappy customers without a hitch. But business is messy, and sometimes things/people slip through the cracks. I had a problem getting ahold of them for a few weeks. I sent 6 emails, called dozens of times, and left 3 voicemails. I was getting absolutely no response and started to lose my patience (that doesn't happen!). I definitely felt I was getting the run around until I PMd Stonemonkey and Troi and was informed that they have ONE person doing all returns, and last week he was driving the team back across the country after the LA Kush Expo because not everyone had a valid license. Without a designated marketing team, VXL had to drive their whole team across the country and back, including vital support staff, and customer support suffered. They will do things differently next time, but right now it is important that they get as much exposure as possible, and LA is a huge marijuana market.
Arizer is a different story. They have been around for a long time, relatively. There are thousands of extreme q and v towers in circulation, and they have been for years. Arizer can make a lot more money on these products now, and use that money to do stuff that makes customers happy, like honoring warrantys on gray market products. Without the same resources and market share that Arizer has, it is just not reasonable to expect VXL to operate like a big company with lots of infrastructure that can immediately send a replacement unit within a single day to all customers and eat the costs. There's only so much they can do at once, and it has nothing to do with the price of the product. It's all about the size and age of the company.
Obviously I can't guarantee it, but I fully expect Vapexhale to make this right for you. You just need to load a few more bowls and take it easy.
PS. Oh my god that's a lot of text. I wrote that in less than ten minutes after an espresso. I need some indica to bring me down.