Couple good ones in there, but the shopping cart up on blocks got the LOL.
Shopping cart on blocks reminds me of the time when my ex-other then
got a new job, got uppity, buys a new Subaru Brat, kicks
Me out of the crib.
Next day the new Brat was chocked up on blocks,
minus its brand new (4) wheels;
( I didn’t do it) —but she was pissed anyway.
Moral of story, don’t leave a brand new Brat unattended
Overnight in working class Dorchester, in Boston.
She ended up marrying some high flying airline pilot. LOL