Well, I've been using my highly figured walnut with glass heater cover HI since Wednesday night, and believe it or not, the HI has yet another ecstatic customer.
I think most of you HI owners know about the "love at first sight" moment experienced when first seeing it. I've never held my breath after seeing a vaporizer before, but I have now. My fingers went all tingly just holding it. It was pretty scary to be holding it, actually - to be "responsible" for something so precious and one-of-a-kind. Yet... I didn't even want to think about putting it down. And you're damn right I was speechless.
It's not too often you get to "own" something that is pure perfection, a work so elegant and genuine and beautiful done by a master who obviously loves what they do. God knows I've watched beauty slip through my fingers time and time again, much to my relative obliteration. But this HI... it's MINE... and it is truly humbling.
It's so gorgeous that it's saddening, to think I could never create anything like this ever - something this authentic and graceful and with the potential to bring so much comfort for a lifetime. I don't even deserve to use something this beautiful... but, since it's already here, I'm going to hold onto it for dear fucking life.
As Don Draper says, "Deep beauty arouses deep emotions, because it creates a desire, because it is, unattainable, by nature. We're taught to think that function is all that matters, but we have a natural... longing, for this... other thing.
At last, something beautiful, you can truly own."
Although I'm sure Alan will somehow find a way to make perfection even more perfect. Hence... I'm putting my name back on the list. Maybe an SS cover and a GTV next time?
These pictures do it no justice. This vape has a powerful spirit to it - it is hypnotizing when you're in its presence. It's so dark and rich and mysterious and full of stories - no pattern whatsoever, so you just get completely lost in it.
For anyone still waiting for their first, I encourage you to be patient. It will be worth every second of the wait. And when you get The E-mail, continue to be patient and think carefully about each decision, and listen to any advice Alan gives you. Chances are, the HI is going to be one of, if not your only, lifetimer vapes, so you want to be sure to get it right.
And whatever you do, DO NOT rush the JedHI master.
And if you aren't on the HI waiting list yet, then I don't know what the heck is wrong with you.
I am LOVING the wine cork tubes (WCT's?). I'd have to agree they'll probably replace the basic all-glass roasting tubes. They have little chance of breaking. And the heater cover never touches the herb, even if you fuck up, so it's cleaner. They're idiot-proof. They feel good in the hands. They're also very easy to change and stir and load. It's just a goddamn genius idea.
They also might even replace the standard GonGs, for many of the same reasons. When using a 45 degree joint, it's quite easy to hold the HI and the tube with one hand. You might have to crank the voltage up a little bit, if your material slides away from the HI. When using it with a HT or PNWT, all you have to do is breathe. When using them at 90 degrees (the other way), you can adjust the cork to give a stronger (longer) glass (but not GonG) connection to the joint.
I don't know how airtight it actually is, but it works great, regardless, so it must be pretty close.
So, they're in many ways a two-fer, and I encourage anyone to try at least one. I didn't think I'd have much use for them, but Alan was so enthusiastic and convincing that I ordered two and am SERIOUSLY glad I did. They're fucking fantastic.
Also love the skewer with the little metal piece on the blunt end. Great for picking through screens to keep them clean without so many ISO drops!
...Long term gratification really is the best, isn't it?
Oh, I almost forgot. My HI was nice enough to bring along a bunch of other friends:
And here's (most of) my big happy family: