Woke Wishes
Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implied, best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions (at their sole discretion).
Furthermore, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2023 is conveyed by the wisher, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America necessarily is greater than any other country), and without regard to race, creed, color, age, physical ability, sexual persuasion, religious faith of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/herself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected by the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting (whichever comes first), and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish to the wishee by the wisher, at the sole discretion of the wisher.