Jeff you are one funny guy.
Why exactly is sickly better? I must build my salesman knowelge.
My mother had stored many records and a very nice record player and amplifire with speakers, and I have basically adopted them. I could get the model number and such of the player and amp. Though the speakers are nothing great. Anyway all of the records were stored correctly, in milk boxes standing up. Yet one record warped pretty badly. Of course it had to be the original copy of "are you experienced?"
. No Purple Haze with the Purple-Days. At least not on vinyl that is.
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Hereatlast, you are completely right. This contest is the bees knees!