A man rushed into a busy doctor's surgery and shouted,
"Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded,
"Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
Not a joke really but a true story with a funny ending:
Last year a local Meth-lab got discovered and dismantled.
There was a neglected donkey on the premises.
My sister saved the donkey.
She named it Crystal!