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florduh
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Easter Dad Jokes
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs.
What do you call someone who isn't sure if the Easter Bunny is real?
An Eggnostic.
What is the difference between a dead body and an Easter egg?
One is buried in a casket while the other is carried in a basket
Why should you never show Easter eggs a scary movie? They're all a little chicken!
If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down? Neither—roosters don’t lay eggs!
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs.
What do you call someone who isn't sure if the Easter Bunny is real?
An Eggnostic.
What is the difference between a dead body and an Easter egg?
One is buried in a casket while the other is carried in a basket
Why should you never show Easter eggs a scary movie? They're all a little chicken!
If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down? Neither—roosters don’t lay eggs!
florduh
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My wife and i went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the
breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,”THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs...... smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, “THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"
MY wife gave me a healthy jab and said, WOW~~That's more than twice a week!........... You could learn a lot from him.
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, “THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,That's once a day... You could REALLY learn something from
this one'!
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow'.
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and i should eventually make a full recovery.
breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,”THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs...... smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, “THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"
MY wife gave me a healthy jab and said, WOW~~That's more than twice a week!........... You could learn a lot from him.
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, “THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,That's once a day... You could REALLY learn something from
this one'!
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow'.
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and i should eventually make a full recovery.
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