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florduh

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IVF is incredibly popular. 80% of pro-life Americans currently support IVF.

Honestly, the Y'all Qaeda Southern Baptists are correct here. If you truly believe that fucking goo is a human life, you can't support IVF. Sorry. Every IVF treatment involves the destruction of many fertilized embryos.
 
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Fuck you and your endless lies Instagram 🖕:
Try 3rd....:disgust::
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florduh

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NC isn't the only State that does this. In Wisconsin, 60% of voters vote for a Demoncrat, but the D's only end up with 40% of the Legislature seats.

The vast majority of voters are very pissed about the available candidates for President this year. Voter turnout will almost certainly be low. Usually this benefits the R's. However there is a real possibility that Joe Brandon wins the Electoral College but loses the popular vote.

I am personally rooting for this. It's the funniest possible outcome. Because all the dumbasses who've been saying "Ackshully we're a Republic" are gonna magically turn into big Democracy advocates overnight:lol:.

We've already seen Conservatives transform into blue-haired ACAB, abolish prisons anarchists :rockon:let's keep the party going!

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florduh

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Since we're all permanently stuck in a 2016 time-loop, the Universe keeps showing me new reasons to hate Hillary. From her book about how she lost a layup election, plunging us into a dark age:

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In case it's not obvious, "a pony" is a metaphor for "guaranteed healthcare". This is very stupid because no one needs a pony. It's a totally optional purchase. Healthcare is not optional. Every human being eventually needs to go to a doctor.

And speaking of totally optional purchases, when George Bush wanted $4 trillion for the completely pointless Iraq War, Hillary did not ask, "how will we pay for the pony?", she immediately hit the "approved" button

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Lastly. If every citizen of every modern country on the face of the planet has been getting a pony from their government for about the last 80 years, is it really unreasonable for the citizens of the wealthiest nation in the history of human civilization to ask: where's my fucking pony?
 

macbill

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florduh

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Today, in The Dying Empire Chronicles

I remember when Joe Biden launched his war against the Houthis, dummies were saying "Yemen is about to find out why Americans don't have healthcare :cool:" In reality...

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So, we set a billion dollars on fire, accomplishing nothing, and Americans still don't have healthcare :lmao:

Keep in mind, the Houthis have agreed to stop their blockade if the slaughter in Gaza stops. This blockade didn't even start until every building in the territory was burnt to the ground and 15,000 children were killed. Which seems like enough revenge for October 7th, but what do I know :shrug:


LOL. The only way Biden could've supported Israel more is if he flew to Gaza and personally sawed off a Palestinian toddler's head. And it's still not enough for Bibi. Because Bibi wants Trump to win. Just like he wanted Romney to win in 2012.

Brandon was literally in the O'Bungler Admin. How does he not realize this?
 
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florduh

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Honestly... Gruesome Gavin has a point. Social Media companies specifically design their apps to affect the human brain the same way heroin does. Sure, this is where parenting should come in. But that isn't working. And society at large has an interest in ensuring entire generations don't have their brains completely cooked :shrug:

Now if we want to talk about unreasonable gubernment overreach...
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If this is true and the GODDAMN Demonrats are comin' after my Zynnies....

Then there is only one solution: Zyntifada, Revolution! ✊

There will be a Zynsurrection that'll make Jan 6th look like a kindergarten field trip!:mad:

A day that will live in Zynfamy!
 

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cybrguy

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Honestly... Gruesome Gavin has a point. Social Media companies specifically design their apps to affect the human brain the same way heroin does. Sure, this is where parenting should come in. But that isn't working. And society at large has an interest in ensuring entire generations don't have their brains completely cooked :shrug:
I personally think this is an outstanding idea and should be applied around the country. Disallowing students to have smartphones in high school and junior high school is brilliant. For those parents and kids who are afraid to be completely out of connection with one another, for whatever reason, you can buy a flip phone that has no smart features for around 50 bucks. I think this would likely save lives and it would certainly help save the emotional health and wellbeing of many kids whose emotional/social world is destroyed by smartphones and social media.
For parents who think it's not up to the government to make these decisions and want to give their kids smart phones, that's fine. Just don't allow them to take them to school. That won't end the problems that children have as a result of a computer in their pocket, but it should dramatically reduce it.
 

Knewt

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I personally think this is an outstanding idea and should be applied around the country. Disallowing students to have smartphones in high school and junior high school is brilliant. For those parents and kids who are afraid to be completely out of connection with one another, for whatever reason, you can buy a flip phone that has no smart features for around 50 bucks. I think this would likely save lives and it would certainly help save the emotional health and wellbeing of many kids whose emotional/social world is destroyed by smartphones and social media.
For parents who think it's not up to the government to make these decisions and want to give their kids smart phones, that's fine. Just don't allow them to take them to school. That won't end the problems that children have as a result of a computer in their pocket, but it should dramatically reduce it.
There are kids that depend on a smart phone for medical issues. Cochlear implants and many hearing aids use smart phones for controls. I know there are other medical monitoring uses also. Let’s not forget about emotional support phones also.
 

cybrguy

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Louisiana Requires Every Public School Classroom To Display The Ten Commandments
Who's gonna tell them that this was God's message to the Jews?
There are kids that depend on a smart phone for medical issues. Cochlear implants and many hearing aids use smart phones for controls. I know there are other medical monitoring uses also. Let’s not forget about emotional support phones also.
Obviously exceptions can be made when there are medical necessities, but most of those tools are going to use Bluetooth and won't need WiFi or a cell tower connection. The vast majority of kids do not need a smartphone when they are in class and it is much more a distraction then a benefit.
 
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Knewt

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Who's gonna tell them that this was God's message to the Jews?

Obviously exceptions can be made when there are medical necessities, but most of those tools are going to use Bluetooth and won't need WiFi or a cell tower connection. The vast majority of kids do not need a smartphone when they are in class and it is much more a distraction then a benefit.
Sure, get a permit to concealed carry your smart phone. Pretty soon everyone one will have a med excuse for a concealed phone. Before you know it, those little fuckers will be carry their phones in public. We should just make kids illegal, everything would be simpler.
 

florduh

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NYPD Officers are using their extensive helicopter fleet as personal Ubers, costing the city millions.


Meanwhile the New York Public Library is shitposting against Mayor Adams.

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New Yorkers spent years bitching and moaning about Bill DeBunglio only to find a guy who is way more awful and about a million times weirder.

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macbill

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florduh

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It took the IDF 7 months to figure out what "The Internet Hippo" knew 7 months and 12,000 dead children ago.

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Just an absolute debacle from top to bottom.
 

Pukka

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Just an absolute debacle from top to bottom.
As a well entrenched, multi-generational American-Arab (god damn I hate that title) I don't quite understand why everyone else doesn't understand that people who have hated each other for thousands of years are never going to "get along". Ever.
 
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