Fuck you !!!

pakalolo

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Hey, guys, I don't think the purpose of the FU! thread is to tell other members to fuck off, except maybe in jest.
No one is compelling you to engage with anything here.
Sorry to play mod today, but going after each other serves no one. Fuck that!

@Bologna, using the Ignore button is not censorship (if that's your reference?), it is simply turning off someone you don't care to have to deal with or see. It doesn't prevent others from reading or engaging with the posts, only the person who so chooses. We all make choices like this every day.
For example, I Ignore NewsMax! As much as I am able. Not censorship, I'm just not giving any juice there.

This is correct and I just deleted the pertinent post. It's a bit hard to clean up after it since it prompted some posts that are on topic.

Well the whole saga seems to have been deleted. Is that censorship, or good sense?

A couple of points: this is not a public forum, it's a private forum and posting here is a privilege that can be revoked. I'm not interested in semantics about whether this is censorship.

Second, this is not a discussion thread. It was intended to be a place where you can blow off a little steam when you get frustrated.
 

Curious Gorilla

Sounds like something smells purple.
This is correct and I just deleted the pertinent post. It's a bit hard to clean up after it since it prompted some posts that are on topic.
Thankyou for going to the effort of un-deleting posts. Shows a level of respect for peoples time spent and thoughts, on a thread that is irreverent and infinataley deleteable, and fantasticaly necassary now I have found it.
 

Striped121

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Small trail of salt on your side of the hedge, possibly sensible application of Glyphosate, the council round here like to put it in the waterways to poison the fish and kids who swim in the rivers.
Fuck Councils.
If your in the right part of the UK i can recommend someone. 16x8 foot fence panels and 17 fenceposts.
I'm having the biggest fucking bonfire party in the garden come Nov! Got shits loads of timber to get rid of. They're gonna love it. Music, fireworks,BBQ, huge fucking FIRE.
 

Bologna

(zombie) Woof.
From ME to YOU thru HIM:


(Haha, gotta luv Justin, and his work..! ✌️&❤️ always!)
 
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macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
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Canna Chameleon

Muted by mods. Run off by rudeness.
 
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Curious Gorilla

Sounds like something smells purple.
Fuck Me. i MAY BE ABOUT TO FUCK MYSELF. hOW DO i HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A dENTIST WHO HAS BOLLOCKED WORK UP, AND HAS ALREADY TRIED TO DENY IT, 'BUT NOW NEEDS TO ADJUST IT' NOW THE PROBLEM IS MORE OBVIOUS, RATHER THAN AT THE TIME WHEN I POINTED IT OUT?
wITH OUT THE DESIRE TO EMPLOY A THOUSAND TRAINED FALSE WIDOW SPIDERS TO MARCH DOWN HIS OPEN MOUTH WHILE I GENTLY HOLD IT OPEN WITH HIS OWN DENTAL KIT.
( we have an excess of false widows right now and they are not native to my Country. FUCK FALSE WIDOW SPIDERS TOO, THEY BITE. But are very beautiful.)

oH YEAH..... i JUST THINK OF THIS THREAD AND smile. Hard. :D
FUCK DENTISTS WHO NEVER ADMIT WHEN THEY HAVE COCKED UP.

And keep resisting the urge to punch the man who will be using torturers tools inside my mouth, to fix his cock up.



And FUCK loosing Bhamas highly informative and endlessly patient posts on Ibubrofen Addiction,Cannabis and the reality of Cat Feet. just from the content and style Bhama is an educated and thoughtful person. I regret if my posts played any part in HIS being deleted. They were superb. They are a loss to us all. I hope He keeps posting.


 

Curious Gorilla

Sounds like something smells purple.
Dear MODS, especialy Pakalolo and MacBill who are the only 2 i have knowingly had dealings with.
Whats going on?
Despite Fuck Combustion having been up and running for over a decade, You are STILL behind FaceBook and Twitter(which now has Musky Smell about it) IN RULING the Social Media World.
I feel that i and ALL Fuck Combustion Members would feel more comfortable with YOU both incharge rather than the lunatics who currently rule the web.
The Social Media World needs you in charge.

FUCK FaceAche and FUCK Twatter.
And while Im at it , Someone Fuck Elon Musk ,but well, I think he needs it.
With one of his fucking satelites, that have ruined things for astronomers and may stop us getting into Space. (By means other than Copious amounts of Weed and concentrates.)




You may ban me one day. It may be today. it may be in a Hundred Years from now, (I am currently running an experiment on longevity to see if Marijuana will more than double my life span. Any one who would care to join the sample group, LOAD UP ANOTHER BOWL).
But, Its YOUR HOUSE,Lillian, all i will be able to do is shout fuck you in the dark.

Oh, and MODS, Thankyou for your patience and humour with those of us in your Forum/library/font of information AND playground.
And for not banning me.

 

Curious Gorilla

Sounds like something smells purple.

It doesn't actually say, "Fuck You", but the spirit is there.
Came on for another , particularly vehement and extremely necassary FUCK YOU , to Dentists in general and one in particular( I am aware there are good ones, just cant find any).
Saw GrassYes's post, couldnt see the video here so Watched it on Youtube. Seems to fit the situation well. But I am not in jail ,so all good. FUCK YOU , Dentist.
Thankyou @GrassYes. Says it perfectly. Wasnt feeling very humourous, but feel much better after watching that.
 
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Curious Gorilla

Sounds like something smells purple.
I would like to give a BIG Fuck You to PRASUGREL and every Heart Specialist and Doctor who acts like an agent of the Pharmacuitical Industry and Ignores patient experience AND SCIENTIFIC PAPERS WRITTEN AND AVAILABLE ONLINE that back up their experience, AS WELL AS THE SCIENCE OF HUMAN BIOLOGY, it would seem.
A FUCK YOU so big its Schwarzschild Radius would be larger than the orbit of Pluto.

But I am afraid.
I am afraid that a FUCK YOU that huge,that gigantic, COULD COLLAPSE IN UPON ITSELF, AND TURN INTO A BLACK HOLE BIG ENOUGH TO ALTER THE COURSE OF THE GALAXY.
Unfortunately I have yet to formulate the correct medicinal herbal remedy for black holes without it causing a Universe wide shortage of weed and the united forces of the intergalactic branch of Sapphire Clinic would descend upon us to deliver Truly Shit Curaleaf Weed to ALL. AND WE WOULD SUFFER. There would be no room on the Fuck You Thread....



Thankyou all for your continued patience here on the Fuck You Thread, it has been a Long somewhat shit Week. Please Forgive all the Capitals and large shouty text, lately.
Again, Mods, this thread is genius, thankYou.
 
Curious Gorilla,

Curious Gorilla

Sounds like something smells purple.
In a Trinidadian Stylee Rythm.........

Tie Your Dentist to HIS chair
If He screams loud I just dont care,
Because He likes to cause Me pain,
Pull out me teeth, chuck 'em down the drain,
And Then charge Me for all of his time
UnTill I just dont have a Dime ,
Cause He dont just steel Me teeth
He is a proper little thief.
Takes all me Cash them I am told,
The pain I feel's good for Me Soul
And His work it is so hard,
He deserves to keep me cash card.
When it goes wrong I had enough,
So it is time to get tough,
And put the dentist in his place,
And stick HIS Drill in HIS Damned Face.

by ME. just now.


Easiest way to get a Dentist to Scream. Ask for Your MoneY Back, and Get It.
I FULLY INTEND TO.

FUCK GREEDY ARSE DENTISTS WHO DO BAD JOBS AND TRY TO BULLSHIT YOU.
 
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Adobewan

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Your best defense against them is a good sonic toothbrush and floss. And not those floss stocks. Good old fashioned floss. Take care of your gum line.
Don't give him reason to be drilling those pearly whites!
 
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Curious Gorilla

Sounds like something smells purple.
FUCK.
Fuck Rib Subduction.

AND FUCK ME FOR MY OWN STUPIDITY,
NOBODYS FAULT BUT MINE


If im lucky and Mrs Gorilla does Fuck Me it better be gently or i be Screaming for all the wrong reasons.....
 
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cosimo

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Fuck you cheap VVPS !!! Is 20-30 dollars really that cheap for a VVPS?? I've gone through 5 in less than 2 years. The wire of male plug that goes into my log vape seems to be sooo delicate. At first it works flawleslly, then after some months it only works in one possition, then it just doesnt work 99% of the time in any possition.

I simply keep my log vape on my nightstand and it seems picking it up to take some hits in the afternon and at night and putting it back on the table after each hit is enough to fuck the VVPS up.

Fuckkkkk it.
 

cosimo

Well-Known Member
I'm guessing that manipulating the log with it plugged in is causing stress to the cable. You should be able to find buildable plugs, either with exposed screw connectors, or with enclosed solder connections. (Measure the ID and OD of the plug to find the correct one). Depending on your ability either would probably work just by cutting off the faulty plug and bit of cable, and replacing with one of the above.
Fuck me for being too lazy to DIY... i think Ill just buy an ATM or the stock dial for my WoodScent that worked well till I banged the dial too hard.
 

Curious Gorilla

Sounds like something smells purple.
Your best defense against them is a good sonic toothbrush and floss. And not those floss stocks. Good old fashioned floss. Take care of your gum line.

Sadly, it is too dog damn fucking late. Now, for pain, anguish and financial ruin...
FUCK GOD for not giving us Corundum Teeth.


somebody just got a permission to take ibuprofen
Fuck Orange Juice tests. They admit on the litrature in the packet the tests come in that they are less than 50% accurate. AND THEY CANT DIFFERENTIATE EVEN IF THEY WORKED. YOU MAY HAVE SOMETHING. you wont know what.

Can you get COVID of the arse? Most COVIDIOCY seems to come out of the rear end of BULLS.
after 5.5 days i was negative to covid
it took me around 7-8 days totally to feel 100%
all fine
You should avoid all social contact and social maedia contact for 14 days incase You spread a Social Disease.
Well, I'm glad you are past it. Serves as a good reminder why the right answer to people who hassle me about wearing a mask is FUCK you very much...

Realisticaly if You want masks that actualy works you want a p2 filter mask with a rubber seal.
But.
Forgive Me but i am sick of paranoia.
Hospitals that have a proper hvac system should not require people to wear masks, but they didnt want to spend money actualy improving anything, there is more profit in lying.
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF POINTLESS MASKS WERE NOTHING BUT PROFITEERING SAME AS THE TREATMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MISLABELED VACCINES. NIETHER WORKED. PROVEABLY.
A VACCINE PROVIDES ACTIVE AQUIRED IMMUNITY PREVENTING CATCHING AND TRANSMITING INFECTIOUS DISEASE.
COVID TREATMENTS DO NOT. THEREFORE ARE NOT A VACINNE.

OVER 10 THOUSAND BILLION AND COUNTING PLASTIC FIBRE MASKS DUMPED IN THE ENVIROMENT THROUGH PARANOIA,LIES ,MISINFORMATION AND THE BIGGEST CON IN HISTORY. PROVEABLY.
Why do we keep insisting on believing Politicians and Pharmacuitical companies who pay them? And YouTube? When We know they lie for profit?
OH NO,
tHIS TIME THEY ARE BEING HONEST !?!?
FUCK THE FEAR MACHINE.
DONT FEED IT
.

wHAT AN AMAZING EXAMPLE OF HOW WELL MASKS WORK.........
 

Canna Chameleon

Muted by mods. Run off by rudeness.
Fuck me for trying to be helpful in the Fuck You thread.

And fuck you if you were looking for the refc-labs ATM
 
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