Fuck my sister-in-law. She made me eat her excellent turkey with gravy, gravy on my buttery mashed potatoes, sweet cranberry sauce, etc., etc., etc. And then three kinds of pie with Ben & Jerry's on top. I was so stuffed when I got up from the table I almost keeled over and still stuffed when I got home. In fact I was so stuffed, I thought I might die in my sleep of a heart attack! Its all her fault
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PS: Out of respect for my non-imbibing family, I only had one toke before I got there. Along with a couple of glasses of wine during dinner, all self-control was abandoned. Obviously.