Fuck you !!!

grokit

well-worn member
Yeah fuck the cold, it's been colder than usual up here too and I am tired of it as well.

Fuck google. I searched for "medical cann..." and it suggested medical cannibalism! No cannabis until I spelled it out, then the search term autocomplete had a bunch of suggestions to add on to it.

And fuck me for continuing to be a stress case, between the fungus and the antifungals I think I may be losing it at times. I don't know how my cat puts up with my shit. I suppose he has no choice.

:bang:
 

cybrguy

Putin is a War Criminal
Frankly this whole fucking smartphone thing is CRAZY! $700 for a computer in your pocket whether you think you need one or not. And they die after 2 or 3 years. At least that $500 desktop will last you 6 or 7 years if you don't HAVE to have the latest/greatest.

So FUCK obsolescence by design...
 

muunch

hotboxing the cockpit
Big ole fuck you to the city I live in.

I got 2 parking tickets on the same day for being parked on the side of my apartment building (in a space of course - which did not have any signs designating parking rules etc) in early Dec.

Was finals week and I was sick. Ran to the store early AM for medicine and left my car parked on the side of the building, instead of backing it into the tiny maze of a lot my building has. The lot has 8 spots and mine is all the way in the back corner, making it a big pain in the ass to get out, so I usually back into it to save myself the trouble

Now I'm getting notices that if I don't pay, it will negatively affect my credit and it'll be sent to collections with a risk of my car getting booted/towed.

What kinda bullshit is this lol. A fucking PARKING ticket.

They sent the letters to my mailbox which is <50ft away from where I was parked at the time.

Pretty amazing that the one guy who hands out the parking tickets gets to just drive around all day in a RHD jeep and give out tickets. You would think his scanner would have showed him that the car he was ticketing was registered to someone who lives IN THAT BUILDING.

I'm debating what approach I'll take when I call them tomorrow but I think being a complete asshole will be my choice.


EDIT:

Also a massive fuck you to the idiot who moved in below me.

His dog has barked nonstop everyday from 11am to 6pm since he moved in.

I just wrote him a very kind message about getting it trained
 
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phattpiggie

Well-Known Member
Accessory Maker
Fuck you to the common cold.

Have to admit I've got away lightly, flu once ever and no colds or anything for 6 years and bang this hits me.
Had enough of coughing, a thick head and a full sinus's.
If my nose isn't non stop streaming water like snot I blow the damn thing and I'm looking like the money shot in a gay porn shoot.

Fuck this. Enough now already.
 

Melting Pot

Sick & Twisted
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muunch

hotboxing the cockpit
Fuck you to my school - for a multitude of reasons, but the main reason being... last semester they refunded me a decent amount of money... being the skeptic I am, I left it alone for a bit, thinking it was too good to be true.

After around a month, I said fuck it and spent a bit of it. A month after that, they asked for quite a large amount of it back... if I didn't pay it all back, I wouldn't be able to register for classes next semester. Got that shit paid and went about my life. Still scrapping pennies to this very day.

Now, semesters about to start again and just got an email they're refunding me another decent amount, though not as much.

Went to the fin.aid. office and etc today and they told me everything "looks correct" but I guarantee they will be asking for it back soon... Worst part is, I have absolutely no idea and it seems like it's up to me (a paying student) to do the legwork for them.

Get fucked with a brick

edit: I don't care. Thank you to my school (I guess technically future me? since I'll be paying this shit +interest for the rest of my life) for funding this beautiful Milaana I'm about to purchase. If nothing else, at least you gave me this. :lol:

The "get fukt" still stands.
 
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Squiby

Well-Known Member
Will someone please FUCK my metal roof?!? It was promoted to be a "lifetime" roof, no singles to replace every 10-15 years.

This roof is 6 years old and started leaking last month. Turns out the installers never placed a critical foam gasket under the Ridge cap. It just took the perfect storm of snow and driving wind to pack my attic full of snow. Called the roofers. They came out and fixed it up.

FUCK this winter weather! Rain, then snow, then driving sideways wind. Then all together. Last night, even with a good go at the bud, I was up most the night. The wind was fierce, the rain was almost horizontal and it seemed to freeze just before hitting the windows at full force. The wind buffeted against the steel roof panels as the gusts caught the edge. It felt like the house was either going to take off or the roof was going to come off. It sounded like the panels were banging against each other. It sounded like a Gong Show!

Then as ice became one with the snow, large sheets of it would loosen and clamor down the roof. unbelievably noisy!!!

This is not anything at all like the charming pitter patter of raindrops I hear on a drizzly summer's eve.

FUCK THIS NOISY LEAKY ROOF!
 

grokit

well-worn member
Fuck my toyostove deisel house heater, I was up most of the night myself because it kept failing to stay ignited after putting close to $1k into it. The guy's coming back for the 4th time, to take it away again after blaming it on the tank/line which also seems to have its own set of issues. I really hope we get it right this time, because it's stressful as all-fucking getout when I wake up to no heat during a january cold spell.

At least my metal roof is holding up for now, it leaked for years where the asshole stuck the mismatched panel but only when the snow was melting; it seems to have fixed itself a few years ago so fuck it :|

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