Fuck you !!!

[DDave]

Fuck You oh Luck of the Draw!!!!

Opened a new Cream Cheese this morning, getting ready to lay a nice thick layer across a toasted onion bagel. Yum!!!!

Then for some reason I just couldn't....

FUCKING CREAM CHEESE SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE THIS !!!!

My dog could not have layed out a prettier picture!!!! (if you know what I mean !)

 

[turk]

.....lol....it's just.....perception Dave.

 

[Melting Pot]

It's such a great feeling selling your car for a 1000$ just after investing over 4000$ into it.

Today is the day I sell my car what a fucking idiot I am.
So this fuck you goes out to me...
FUCK ME & Fuck car shopping on a very limited budget

 

[BD9]

Fuck You oh Luck of the Draw!!!!

Opened a new Cream Cheese this morning, getting ready to lay a nice thick layer across a toasted onion bagel. Yum!!!!

Then for some reason I just couldn't....

FUCKING CREAM CHEESE SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE THIS !!!!

My dog could not have layed out a prettier picture!!!! (if you know what I mean !)

It looks like a pretzel stuffed with a marshmallow and a tiny, tiny chicken leg.
"Mmm marshmallow chicken stuffed pretzels".

Yeah, fuck you cream cheese packers!

 

[His_Highness]

A big ol' fuck you to every one of the companies that plays the 'put a frog in cold water and slowly turn up the heat so it doesn't notice it is boiling' approach to charging you more over time.

It really ticks me off when I've been doing business with a company for a few years and realize they have been increasing my bill a few bucks a year till I'm paying a bunch more than when I started. I've worked for companies that increase the charge over 2% every year and immediately set it back if you threaten to cancel. The companies I've worked for who do this KNOW the threat to cancel will occur in a percentage of customers. They also KNOW many of us won't bother to call for a few extra bucks per month and in some cases may not even notice.

Even having worked for companies that do this I still get surprised like today so I guess it's also a big ol' fuck me for not noticing till the water boiled.

 

[mephisto]

Fuck T-breaks, and fuck the slow freeze out by the Boss. I have not had to stop enjoying our favorite herb by choice for almost 20 years. Now I know there will be the mandatory piss test with a new employment offer. Kind of hard to explain why you showed up for the physical with an extra penis.........

And FUCK YOU to 2 hour commutes too. FUCK!

 

[cybrguy]

At least it isn't the blood test. My understanding is the piss test is negative after 48 hours of abstention. Am I wrong on this?

Well, maybe I am wrong. There is a GREAT DEAL of inconsistency in testing methods and no real authority.

So FUCK YOU to ALL testing methods. The only tests that should be allowed are tests that show you are stoned RIGHT NOW. Damnit.

 

[waxdab23]

At least it isn't the blood test. My understanding is the piss test is negative after 48 hours of abstention. Am I wrong on this?

Well, maybe I am wrong. There is a GREAT DEAL of inconsistency in testing methods and no real authority.

So FUCK YOU to ALL testing methods. The only tests that should be allowed are tests that show you are stoned RIGHT NOW. Damnit.

30 days-ish. Fuck you fat cells!

 

[DDave]

At least it isn't the blood test. My understanding is the piss test is negative after 48 hours of abstention. Am I wrong on this?

30 days-ish. Fuck you fat cells!

I've tested positive on a pee test after almost 3 months of TBreak!!!! Fuck that!

Not sure if it was due to self testing using those test kits from Amazon?

But still...

Edit: Forgot to mention in boxing I would be a Lightweight Class.... if it was 1959, would have made the Feather Weight Class.....

 

[cybrguy]

3 months? Jesus. Good fucking thing I work for myself, eh? I don't recall abstaining for more than 2 weeks in decades...

So I guess if you HAVE to be tested, the saliva test is probably your best bet at getting a negative, and is also the least invasive test.

And, btw, FUCK YOU to anyone who might ASK me to take a test. I was bidding for a job and was told I would need a test. I pulled my bid. Fuckers. I'm a computer geek, damnit, not a doctor.

 

[invertedisdead]

And, btw, FUCK YOU to anyone who might ASK me to take a test.

Amen. Especially in a legal state, it's like taking a beer test that proved you drank a Lager last night... who the fuck cares

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

Amen. Especially in a legal state, it's like taking a beer test that proved you drank a Lager last night... who the fuck cares

All these things are allowed to occur because the government treats us like second-class citizens. We're just a bunch of stoners. Who cares if our rights are trampled on? Get a job, Stoner.



So let's say I was offered this "wonderful fucking job", but because I met up with a friend the other night and smoked a joint (sorry for the combustion) then I don't get that job.

But if was offered this same job, and I am downing Jim Beam by the half gallon every night, then I'm all set, right?

Fuck you. Keep your shit-ass job.

 

[t-dub]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!

I just failed on my latest biologic drug, Cosentyx. I have been waiting for over a year for this. This was supposed to be the one. Otezla put me in the hospital 3 times and almost had my gallbladder unnecessarily removed. Remicade made my whole body break out into a bleeding, stinging rash that took a year and a half to heal using Gengraf, a drug for organ transplant recipients!!!!!!!!!

FUCK THIS!!!!! I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!!!!

Stelara, Humira, Enbrel, the list goes on and on . . . .

WHY??? Do I have this rebellious immune system that is systematically dissolving my joints and synovial linings . . . . WHY???????????

FUCK rheumatologists and FUCK their needles piecing my knees and ankles on a regular basis. FUCK Prednisone, Toradol, and the rest of the high powered drugs and chemo/immunotherapy that has besieged me for the past 11 years!!!!

I am breaking out in hives all over, my skin is blotchy, itchy and irritated as hell. I am peeling.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HellsWindStaff]

Fuck sickness.

My first mistake was going bowling on Friday, fuckin germ riddin place.

Felt out of it NYE, went out anyways and got a bit of a second win.

Hungover and feeling pretty out of it NYD.

Yesterday was a holiday for me and I just felt like shit.

Today I went to work and while sneezing and blowing nose all day didn't feel horrid. By 5 o'clock was achy as shit. Still blowing nose. Headache. Achy. Took Motrin even and I never ever take otc sick meds cause I feel they make your body weaker. Idk how true that is but I don't take meds for minor sickness and I'm rarely sick usually twice a year for a day when spring and fall pollens start.

So fuck being sick for extended time I'm going crazy over 3-4 days just not feeling good and couldn't imagine persistent.

 

[Mr. Gweilo 420]

@t-dub Sorry man. Hang in there mate

 

[grokit]

Fuck my hernia, after almost four years of hell from the mesh repair it hurts like hell today like it's back. Reportedly even the mesh repairs fail 16% of the time, and that's without other issues contributing.

Must be something in the air. Fuck you (so far) 2017 !

 

[Melting Pot]

I hope everyone can feel better if not stay high enough to say fuck you misery!
+1 fuck 2017 only 3 days in and already sucking balls....

 

[Stevenski]

It's such a great feeling selling your car for a 1000$ just after investing over 4000$ into it.

Today is the day I sell my car what a fucking idiot I am.
So this fuck you goes out to me...
FUCK ME & Fuck car shopping on a very limited budget

I can only suggest you go for a popular model with a full service history (if you can). Being on a budget means some compromises but reliability is paramount. Why did you end up selling your car? Didn't you just replace pretty much the entire driveline bar the diff?

A big ol' fuck you to every one of the companies that plays the 'put a frog in cold water and slowly turn up the heat so it doesn't notice it is boiling' approach to charging you more over time.

When I think of some of the sneaky clauses I was instructed to slip into contracts at Staples I shudder. It may be 'legal" but it is unethical as fuck. Fuck insurance companies too.

I just received my car insurance renewal & my premium has jumped $150 to $1490 & whilst I can use a new insurer having lifetime new for old replacement gives peace of mind. What is even more galling is the separate mandatory insurance quote was for $890 through the same insurer & I got an online quote for $590 off them! Rock & hard place time but I am pissed they tried to fuck me out of another $300 when I have been loyal to them. I am thinking I will use another insurer for my mandatory as they does not affect my entitlements & no claim bonus.

And FUCK YOU to 2 hour commutes too. FUCK!

I hear you on the commute. I swapped 2-3 hours a day of gridlock for a 25 minute gentle cruise & it is a great feeling after a decade of soul crushing commutes where you knew that was the best part of a shitty day that will only be worse tomorrow. To say nothing of the $150+ saved each week not paying tolls, parking & an extra tank of fuel.

@t-dub hopefully 2017 is the year the Dr's get your meds right & things are more manageable so you have a higher quality of life.

Also fuck this ! All my fault but I pride myself on never kerbing a rim but I suppose go big or go home....

 

[t-dub]

Also fuck this ! All my fault but I pride myself on never kerbing a rim but I suppose go big or go home....

I hate it when I do that . . .. Very recently scraped some of mine on this baby . . . .

 

[Stevenski]

Nice & plush. ES-450H? It is lucky I don't have space as I was/am tempted to buy this ridiculous little Clio with ITB's & a whole lot of other shit. Not exactly a daily but set up well & they sound completely insane if impractical. This thing would tell my lower back & kidneys a hearty fuck you every day.

 

[cmoney]

Fuck you fed ex! The past week has been a roller coaster of emotion watching you promise me my evo only to push it back again and again! Fuck! And fuck your two days off for new years! Fickity fuck fuck fuck!

At least it should come today! (Or they owe me my 25 bucks back!)

 

[Vicki]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!

I just failed on my latest biologic drug, Cosentyx. I have been waiting for over a year for this. This was supposed to be the one. Otezla put me in the hospital 3 times and almost had my gallbladder unnecessarily removed. Remicade made my whole body break out into a bleeding, stinging rash that took a year and a half to heal using Gengraf, a drug for organ transplant recipients!!!!!!!!!

FUCK THIS!!!!! I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!!!!

Stelara, Humira, Enbrel, the list goes on and on . . . .

WHY??? Do I have this rebellious immune system that is systematically dissolving my joints and synovial linings . . . . WHY???????????

FUCK rheumatologists and FUCK their needles piecing my knees and ankles on a regular basis. FUCK Prednisone, Toradol, and the rest of the high powered drugs and chemo/immunotherapy that has besieged me for the past 11 years!!!!

I am breaking out in hives all over, my skin is blotchy, itchy and irritated as hell. I am peeling.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so sorry. Fuck both of our immune systems. I truly feel your pain.

 

[mandelbrod]

i wish i could say fuck you to my ex girlfriend who had to break the silence to announce that she is dating againg, but yeah guess she wont be fucking herself anymore

 

[Dabberhashery]

A big FUCK YOU to DHGate for conning me out of a $10 voucher... Fuck you!
Sending me a fucking email asking me nicely to fill out feedback with a promise of $10 voucher with no special terms, so I completed it and then you email me saying I 'missed out' and here, have a $10 voucher when you spend $120. Fuck Right off, wait till you get your next feedback you fuckers

 

[Receptor]

My left side of my brain says "FUCK YOUUU...to my right sde...for BEING STATIC and NEURONS
misfiring..Right side... replies... FUCK YOU2!!....for not...comprehending..JERK!!
Settled...ReTreat

CANNABIS.....Cluster Headache...ReNew...Mission. Good to-Go!!