Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Tweek]

I took a greater interest in liver once I read Portnoy's Complaint in grade 7.

 

[mvapes]

In 7th grade I discovered hustler, penthouse, and gent! This was certainly a distraction from my typical reading material. Good thing it didn't last to long, my friends in college thought I was weird....

 

[satyrday]

I haven't read Portnoy's Complaint, but if it has Cheech in it I Like!

 

[Tweek]

I haven't read Portnoy's Complaint, but if it has Cheech in it I Like!

No cheech, but some liver.

 

[satyrday]

I don't like liver You can keep the Like though... (false advertising) (neutral face not used enough)

 

[Tweek]

 

[satyrday]

In 7th grade I discovered hustler, penthouse, and gent! This was certainly a distraction from my typical reading material. Good thing it didn't last to long, my friends in college thought I was weird....

7th grade, 13 yrs old ... yeah that's about right. A year before I was making out with a girl behind the school and just knew there was more to it...

 

[Tweek]

The stuff I knew by 7th grade...small town, nothing else to do

 

[satyrday]

The stuff I knew by 7th grade...small town, nothing else to do

I had heard the theories, but until I was about 13, the pump hadn't started pumping (and even then it was self-primed for a few years).

 

[Tweek]

Imagine my surprise when I final got some custard out of the pipe.

 

[satyrday]

I remember specifically - it was a perverted twins layout in my older brother's Hustler. Felt like my legs were on fire. Aaahhh the first time. I want to track down that issue, but nothing grosser than somebody else's old porn rag.

Edit: Oh shit - here it is:
http://hustlermagazine.com/shopmaga...oduct_info&cPath=201_207_208&products_id=1522

hmmm... I can buy it new.

 

[Tweek]

 

[satyrday]

Memories ... like the dappled dripping dew...

 

[Tweek]

I used to love the stories in some of those magazines...you knew they were all bullshit, but always held onto the glimmer of hope that your friends hot mom would ride you into manhood.

 

[satyrday]

^Penthouse Forum!

Hustler was always the most base with little polaroids of gals from kentucky next to toenail clipart or something - BEaver Hunt!

 

[Tweek]

I would whack off furiously to those stories...

 

[Dreamerr]

No more stories for boys anymore now they just watch porn on the net. I wonder if they are missing something besides the sneaking around like you all had to do. They watch porn on there cell phones now. That is some tiny parts lol.

 

[Tweek]

I got tired of sneaking around with mags and just got the real thing eventually.

 

[satyrday]

^When I was a kid we had to walk 10 miles to steal hustlers from the B. Dalton Booksellers

 

[Tweek]

^When I was a kid we had to walk 10 miles to steal hustler's from the B. Dalton Booksellers

Pointless. Might as well have walked 10 miles to some easy chicks house.

 

[satyrday]

Too much trouble brewing shortly after I turned 13 - didn't socialize much again til I was 16.

 

[Tweek]

Yeah, I was having my ass beat, so I figured why not get my meat beat too?

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

When i was a young bloke my granddad told me to stay away from pussy, cuz they all have teeth in there & will chew your dick off.

well I stayed away from pussy till I was 18 or so. Too fucken frightened to have my cock chewed off by rabid pussy monsters.

But came the day I met Irene, twas love at 1st sight. I forgot all my fears & we fell in
love.

I finally found the courage to tell my grandad that he was wrong, and declare my love for irene in front of them both.



'Grand dad I said, you once told me that all girls have big nasty teeth in their vaginas and if I get involved with one, my cock will be chewed off. Look grand dad, its just not true! Theres no teeth, just look!!'


So grandad has a very close look at irene for a bit, and exclaims.

'Of course theres no teeth lad!! JUST LOOK AT THE STATE OF THOSE FUCKING GUMS!!!'

 

[Tweek]

Oh those Aussie chicks...

 

[Vicki]

As much as I enjoy the topic of vagina's.....


I really think this is great. Lou looks just like he did back in the 70's!