Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[dorkus_molorkus]

not to be confused with 'gay & proud Stu'

 

[Enchantre]

I hate Windows, Office, the f'in internet, and college.

and I really hate having to completely rewrite an essay because the above LOST it. I have a f'ing programming degree, and it has vanished.

Oh, and I hate windows 7.

 

[Tweek]

You were saying something about foreskins?

 

[satyrday]

I hate Windows, Office, the f'in internet, and college.

and I really hate having to completely rewrite an essay because the above LOST it. I have a f'ing programming degree, and it has vanished.

Oh, and I hate windows 7.

You need a Sublimator.

You were saying something about foreskins?

Yeah, they make her gag!

 

[Tweek]

In a good way obviously.

 

[satyrday]

LOL- I think she made her preference clear.

 

[Tweek]

Sometime a great banana is just wrapped differently.

 

[satyrday]

Us circumcised are the freaks of nature. But many women are freaky deaky.

 

[Tweek]

When the lights are out who cares..as long as it works.

 

[satyrday]

Lights out?! Light it up like a porn movie I say.

 

[Tweek]

I like the dark

 

[satyrday]

I don't know what the fuck this is saying, but it doesn't sound good for me...

I smell a new holy war brewing - the circumcised vs the uncircumcised. Somehow it will involve bloody conflict between the U.S. and Canada I'm sure.

 

[Tweek]

Means we get better luvin

 

[satyrday]

But there's a big IF...

 

[Tweek]

Never had a problem. Silly thing for anyone to worry about IMO...

 

[satyrday]

It all started innocently enough with this:

 

[Tweek]

Notice all the women have run off?

 

[satyrday]

LOL - yeah but you and I could talk foreskins for hours! How does it feel again when you rub it?

 

[t-dub]

How does it feel again when you rub it?

YES!!! Exactly what I want to know. What am I missing! Please don't neglect my thread on the subject for these thoughts

 

[Tweek]

YES!!! Exactly what I want to know.What am I missing! Please don't neglect my thread on the subject for these thoughts

Ok I will share there.

 

[satyrday]

I might need me one of these

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

fuck no!

Why would I wanna be more sensitive?? (in any form)

The poor wife is already reduced to 2 in's & an out.
high 5's, then sleepytime.

Any more sensitive & she might just be reduced to a single 'in' and then its all 'mob n bucket aisle 1!'.
possibly zero high 5's, still then sleepytime for me, but some finishing moves needed by her in order to high 5 herself.
you feel me??

The toyota was broken at the time & I still say its a good thing!

6 outta the last 7 dicks I sucked were totally circumcised and they totally dig the feel of my beard.

But the lone circumcised dude??
nah, needs gahhhhlick!

 

[satyrday]

At least they didn't cut the magic button off. You know that spot. Must be where the tadpole like clit ballooned into manhood during all that fetal shit.

 

[t-dub]

At least they didn't cut the magic button off. You know that spot. Must be where the tadpole like clit ballooned into manhood during all that fetal shit.

Mind=blown . . .

 

[satyrday]

I hate Windows, Office, the f'in internet, and college.

and I really hate having to completely rewrite an essay because the above LOST it. I have a f'ing programming degree, and it has vanished.

Oh, and I hate windows 7.

You need to run away from home. Head east, young woman.

(Just kidding ... sort of. Stick to it and flatten that nose on the grindstone! Who needs a nose?)



Magic number = 747. The only way to fly.