Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Dreamerr]

I saw a pic of tan mom a few months ago and she actually didn't look to bad. I am not sure about her teeth as they weren't showing. She has to be a drug addict but they said she wasn't. How do you cover those big breasts and miss

 

[Tweek]

 

[mvapes]

Wake up...

 

[satyrday]

^Is that real? That bat looks cut.

 

[Tweek]

Definitely a pretty straight shaft that ole bat has there.

 

[mvapes]

Its batman!

 

[Tweek]

Shaftman

 

[satyrday]

I think he's a self-gratifier.

 

[Reflections]

no nip and tuck lol

 

[t-dub]

The poor bastard probably didn't have a say in the matter? The "unkindest" cut was not a decision a lot of us had any input into . . .

 

[satyrday]

The poor bastard probably didn't have a say in the matter? The "unkindest" cut was not a decision a lot of us had any input into . . .

But survey says most women like it that way... so i thank you my cruel Judeo-Christian forefathers. Though I often wonder how much sensitivity was lopped off...

 

[t-dub]

But survey says most women like it that way... so i thank you my cruel Judeo-Christian forefathers. Though I often wonder how much sensitivity was lopped off...

Oh I'm totally down with it from a hygiene standpoint . . . wasn't aware of the female opinion on the matter though

 

[satyrday]

Alright I'll take Tweek's advice and ask this time. Ladies, how do you like it? Bag worm or brave roman soldier?

 

[Dreamerr]

I worked with this woman whose child at I think 12 needed to go for surgery cause the skin was to tight for his big ole penis. If she had it cut when he was born that wouldn't have happened. Also not all men are clean and all kinds of nasty stuff grows in there gross. I didn't mean to say some woman aren't dirty cause there are a lot that are and that is gross too.

 

[Vicki]

::falls out of her chair laughing at this subject....could be the Oxycodone too::

Personally, I can't tell you. I have never been with a man that wasn't circumcised.

 

[satyrday]

Where's Shipdit when you need him? Or Dorkus?

 

[Vicki]

Where's Shipdit when you need him? Or Dorkus?

Why would we need them in our threesome?

 

[t-dub]

I started a thread on the subject, too good not too . . .

http://fuckcombustion.com/threads/were-you-circumcised-or-not.10041/

 

[Stu]

Why would we need them in our threesome?

It's not that, Vicki. He was summoning them because they've both been with the cut and uncut.....so they can give their honest opinion of which they prefer.

 

[Vicki]

It's not that, Vicki. He was summoning them because they've both been with the cut and uncut.....so they can give their honest opinion of which they prefer.

Oh, of course. How silly of me to forget.

 

[Dreamerr]

Oh tdub you would do that ugh.
One day down and I didn't have to any ones ass mom would be proud. Sending ya good vibes mom .

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Here in Oz most of the kids are circumcised, when its all done we just pop in it their mouth like a calamari bit of chewing gum.

I know of some kids that are still chewing theirs at the age of 5, kind of a substitute pacifier.

In my case tho, they used mine in our old toyota that needed a fan belt.
As far as I know, its still on there today.

3somes?- meh thats so last millenium.
Now thanks to the internets, I need a limp bit of celery , an egg whisk, a flying helmet & some salted chicken just to get hard.

Then after I eat, I like to play 'guess whats in your rectum?' with tweek.

I still gotta find my watch after last time.

 

[Vicki]

3somes?- meh thats so last millenium.

That's ok, four's a crowd!

 

[Enchantre]

That unkind cut is a kindness to those that go down.

 

[satyrday]

That unkind cut is a kindness to those that go down.

Now that's the kind of response I was looking for

(cold shower)