Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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dorkus_molorkus
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Sorry I dont understand what the big deal is??
How the fuck else does one get circumcised?
This is the fish that took my 'wind sock' when I was four.
Sure it was a tight fit, but he was delicious & I still use the windsock to go bungy jumping to this day.
I have recently tried my hand at soccer commentary (or 'football' to the euro-trash)
I think ima natural at it. Im hoping the negotiations for my new contract go smoothly once I can get the network to answer my calls.
well thats it mofo's.
I gotta get back to the salt mine that is home renovating.
It turns out that unlike myself, concrete is unable to lay itself.
you all take care & have another giggle on me.
well not me but this bloke................
Enchantre
Oil Painter
So, I got my lab results back, and the adrenal tumor is ruled out... while my numbers are all improving, especially the adrenals (yay!), I'm still not to the "normal" yet. So, my symptoms still suck, but my underlying condition is improving.. soon, symptoms will cease. 
Leaky gut can do a lot of damage. Takes time to heal. Laughter helps, which is why I LOVE YOU ALL!
Leaky gut can do a lot of damage. Takes time to heal. Laughter helps, which is why I LOVE YOU ALL!
SSVUN~YAH
You Must Unlearn, What You Have Learned...
When were ya!?!
Great news, needs to be celebrated!!!
Sorry I dont understand what the big deal is??
How the fuck else does one get circumcised?
This is the fish that took my 'wind sock' when I was four.
Sure it was a tight fit, but he was delicious & I still use the windsock to go bungy jumping to this day.
I have recently tried my hand at soccer commentary (or 'football' to the euro-trash)
I think ima natural at it. Im hoping the negotiations for my new contract go smoothly once I can get the network to answer my calls.
well thats it mofo's.
I gotta get back to the salt mine that is home renovating.
It turns out that unlike myself, concrete is unable to lay itself.
you all take care & have another giggle on me.
well not me but this bloke................
I think he lurks here & has been stealing my material.
My grandfather was a news caster...
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
Ladies and Gentlemens, I present to you the FC ballet ensemble.
I will leave it to you to decide who is who.
However @Stu is easy to spot with his homo-erotic beard & his incredibly small, cashew like penis. Im the guy that turkey slapped that other dude. Fuck him, cocksucker said he had the $20 he owed me & all I had to do is reach in and grab it.
Next thing I know I am anal spelunking for small change in some dudes lower colon.
and I say to myself, I know Mom would be proud but surely there must be more to life?
So I started the ballet. The idea came to me when some hooker told me to sit on it & spin.
Within days I had talked @t-dub into doing pirouettes in his kitchen. Sure he got into trouble for knocking some dishes on the floor with the head of his cock & I think he got some salt in the eye of his knob.
Next he is beating it on the table in pain & I knew I had my lead dancer filled.
The rest I just found in various toilet cubicles & on the FC chat boards.
Its just a small thing right now, but I have big things in mind. Unless it comes to stu, then the word stu & big are never used in the same sentence unless it contains other words like syphilitic & infection.
But I digress, support the arts people! Its the only thing that separates us from the animals. Unless its a feces throwing monkey, I just love those guys.
Now I know you are all asking who is the chick with the knarly bush right?
ah yes the 70's were a special time.
well, how many of us have had recent arthritis issues and a wrist injury that would prevent someone say waxing their really, really fucking hairy bush? You could hit it with the weedwacker, still be able to plait some pigtails & score an EBT card & an Obongo phone for the little tyke now named Gina.
You should see Gina smoke a cigarette, can blow smoke rings and everything.
anyhoo, I just popped on to expose you guys some sort of culture.
So I guess I will fuck off now & continue letting the dog to lick the PB & J offa my balls.
I will leave it to you to decide who is who.
However @Stu is easy to spot with his homo-erotic beard & his incredibly small, cashew like penis. Im the guy that turkey slapped that other dude. Fuck him, cocksucker said he had the $20 he owed me & all I had to do is reach in and grab it.
Next thing I know I am anal spelunking for small change in some dudes lower colon.
and I say to myself, I know Mom would be proud but surely there must be more to life?
So I started the ballet. The idea came to me when some hooker told me to sit on it & spin.
Within days I had talked @t-dub into doing pirouettes in his kitchen. Sure he got into trouble for knocking some dishes on the floor with the head of his cock & I think he got some salt in the eye of his knob.
Next he is beating it on the table in pain & I knew I had my lead dancer filled.
The rest I just found in various toilet cubicles & on the FC chat boards.
Its just a small thing right now, but I have big things in mind. Unless it comes to stu, then the word stu & big are never used in the same sentence unless it contains other words like syphilitic & infection.
But I digress, support the arts people! Its the only thing that separates us from the animals. Unless its a feces throwing monkey, I just love those guys.
Now I know you are all asking who is the chick with the knarly bush right?
ah yes the 70's were a special time.
well, how many of us have had recent arthritis issues and a wrist injury that would prevent someone say waxing their really, really fucking hairy bush? You could hit it with the weedwacker, still be able to plait some pigtails & score an EBT card & an Obongo phone for the little tyke now named Gina.
You should see Gina smoke a cigarette, can blow smoke rings and everything.
anyhoo, I just popped on to expose you guys some sort of culture.
So I guess I will fuck off now & continue letting the dog to lick the PB & J offa my balls.
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momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
@dorkus_molorkus you promised that that vid was just for private use. You promised!
And now you've admitted to the anal spelunking as well?
Sigh....
As all of you know by now, dorkie is a special fella. Lovable... but special. And it's no bloody wonder he's as special as he is. I came across this old photo the other day while at his house. He had it tucked away, but I have a way of finding things. It's from when he was about 12 and, I think, explains a lot; for one thing, his love of anal spelunking. It also, imo, explains his love of poop. And brunettes.
And now you've admitted to the anal spelunking as well?
Sigh....
As all of you know by now, dorkie is a special fella. Lovable... but special. And it's no bloody wonder he's as special as he is. I came across this old photo the other day while at his house. He had it tucked away, but I have a way of finding things. It's from when he was about 12 and, I think, explains a lot; for one thing, his love of anal spelunking. It also, imo, explains his love of poop. And brunettes.
So, yesterday I had the opportunity to meet @Melting Pot and @DieHard.
Great guy's! Fun to hang with. I wasn't expecting @Melting Pot to show up in a fishnet shirt and leather pants but still, very cool guy. With a giant hole in his chest of course!
@DieHard fits in well too. A weed nerd for sure. Again, I was surprised with the tracking ankle bracelets from law enforcement in 6 different counties but hey, I'm friends with @dorkus_molorkus too!
It was nice meeting up with a few FCers and not walk away with herpies.
Great guy's! Fun to hang with. I wasn't expecting @Melting Pot to show up in a fishnet shirt and leather pants but still, very cool guy. With a giant hole in his chest of course!
@DieHard fits in well too. A weed nerd for sure. Again, I was surprised with the tracking ankle bracelets from law enforcement in 6 different counties but hey, I'm friends with @dorkus_molorkus too!
It was nice meeting up with a few FCers and not walk away with herpies.
Enchantre
Oil Painter
That's great! Yesterday, we did a parking lot drug deal with @ChippyMalone [dear law enforcement agents, That was a Joke,. Really. put the warrants back...], ... poor thing was TERRIFIED that G'ma Dabs was gonna end up being a gangsta, so we met in a public place to exchange gardening tips, hugs, and @Stu 's phone number. I had, indeed, dabbed before going, so poor Chippy got to meet Really Happy G'ma Dabs!So, yesterday I had the opportunity to meet @Melting Pot and @DieHard.
Great guy's! Fun to hang with. I wasn't expecting @Melting Pot to show up in a fishnet shirt and leather pants but still, very cool guy. With a giant hole in his chest of course!
@DieHard fits in well too. A weed nerd for sure. Again, I was surprised with the tracking ankle bracelets from law enforcement in 6 different counties but hey, I'm friends with @dorkus_molorkus too!
It was nice meeting up with a few FCers and not walk away with herpies.
Along with @CarolKing & @sasNW , Chippy is another positive member of Cascadia!
I forgot to check for ankle bracelets. Darn. Maybe next time...
Mvapes, whenever I get to Florida, I plan to move into your bathroom/vape/dab room...
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
I've already posted in the music thread today, but I'm feeling ever so musical today. And getting many messages from music, lol.
@mvapes this one is for you....... you know what I'm talking about.
and to the ever lurking @fluffhead this one is for you for tomorrow. You also know what I'm talking about, lol...
and you'd better get your ass on here and give us an update on how little ShutTheFuckUp is doing these days. What... he's in college now, right? 
@mvapes this one is for you....... you know what I'm talking about.
and to the ever lurking @fluffhead this one is for you for tomorrow. You also know what I'm talking about, lol...
Melting Pot
Sick & Twisted
@mvapes I thought take advantage of you living in the middle of no where on a lake. Thought we could get in some dick fishing maybe next time
Invite @dorkus_molorkus and @Stu you know he's not going anywhere without @pakalolo .
It can be FC dickfishing tournament. Biggest catch,most nibbles, Ect. no shittin in the water that's cheatin
Dorkus don't forget that wind sock .Everyone is invited.FC members only!!!!!!?
We can use it as a weighing bag back at the dock,and more I'm sure
Need to work on a floating Dabb rig.
Party flyer!!?
Awesome meeting u mvapes!!
Invite @dorkus_molorkus and @Stu you know he's not going anywhere without @pakalolo .
It can be FC dickfishing tournament. Biggest catch,most nibbles, Ect. no shittin in the water that's cheatin
Dorkus don't forget that wind sock .Everyone is invited.FC members only!!!!!!?
We can use it as a weighing bag back at the dock,and more I'm sure
Need to work on a floating Dabb rig.
Party flyer!!?
Awesome meeting u mvapes!!
Quetzalcoatl
DEADY GUERRERO/DIRT COBAIN/GEORGE KUSH
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
fluffhead
Recovering Idealist
Hi all,
I hoping everyone in my favourite corner of the internet is doing well. Since @momofthegoons called me out, here I am to say hi to all of you beautiful people and @mvapes . However, motg - first you call me out and then you publicly post a picture of me doing my community service for public masturbation? With friends like these who needs enemas? I also want to note that both of those masturbation pictures are Canadian.
I have come to share with everyone an update on STFU. As you all wouldn't remember, the last we heard from STFU he was on his way to uncle @dorkus_molorkus for "training". We figured he was young enough that he wouldn't remember it. That's why we had dorkus film everything.
First, dorkus' place was messy, so STFU had to do some cleaning. Things were so messy dork didn't even have any pants to wear! STFU learned quickly how to separate "completely soiled" from "mostly soiled".
As STFU got bigger, they had to get a little more resourceful in keeping him in place. Is that a knife pointed at him?
Now STFU has come home and is doing great. Here is a recent shot. We're not sure what was done to him, but his hair is always like this without electricity or styling. What's really disconcerting is his ability to turn on vibrators just by being around them. Its a fun game while walking through the mall though! Plenty of "oh, that must be my phone buzzing" going around.
Thanks again to dorkus for taking caring of my boy this whole time. I hope everyone else is doing great and having a great day!
I hoping everyone in my favourite corner of the internet is doing well. Since @momofthegoons called me out, here I am to say hi to all of you beautiful people and @mvapes . However, motg - first you call me out and then you publicly post a picture of me doing my community service for public masturbation? With friends like these who needs enemas? I also want to note that both of those masturbation pictures are Canadian.
I have come to share with everyone an update on STFU. As you all wouldn't remember, the last we heard from STFU he was on his way to uncle @dorkus_molorkus for "training". We figured he was young enough that he wouldn't remember it. That's why we had dorkus film everything.
First, dorkus' place was messy, so STFU had to do some cleaning. Things were so messy dork didn't even have any pants to wear! STFU learned quickly how to separate "completely soiled" from "mostly soiled".
As STFU got bigger, they had to get a little more resourceful in keeping him in place. Is that a knife pointed at him?
Now STFU has come home and is doing great. Here is a recent shot. We're not sure what was done to him, but his hair is always like this without electricity or styling. What's really disconcerting is his ability to turn on vibrators just by being around them. Its a fun game while walking through the mall though! Plenty of "oh, that must be my phone buzzing" going around.
Thanks again to dorkus for taking caring of my boy this whole time. I hope everyone else is doing great and having a great day!
It's days later and I must confide that I still have rug burns on my taint.So, yesterday I had the opportunity to meet @Melting Pot and @DieHard.
Great guy's! Fun to hang with. I wasn't expecting @Melting Pot to show up in a fishnet shirt and leather pants but still, very cool guy. With a giant hole in his chest of course!
@DieHard fits in well too. A weed nerd for sure. Again, I was surprised with the tracking ankle bracelets from law enforcement in 6 different counties but hey, I'm friends with @dorkus_molorkus too!
It was nice meeting up with a few FCers and not walk away with herpies.
And @Melting Pot swore to me he would never wear that fishnet shirt because of the awful nipple chafing. 
I think the left one, tomorrow, he fall off.
I'm pretty sure that I lost my favorite dabber in that gaping hole. 
Or was it @mvapes gaping hole?
Same difference: dabber lost.
But it was all worth it.
What a great time.!
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
@fluffhead I think I know one part of how this happened! @dorkus_molorkus has a wonderful way with kids and one of the reasons is that he does great play! Why, look at him with little STFU and one of the neighborhood kids...
But it was a rousing game of 'Pull My Finger' while performing this trick that did the deed.
Worry not! He also instilled a great love of artistic poop slinging into STFU so he'll fit right in here once he's past those uncomfortable and awkward puberty years!
BTW, it's about fucking time you showed yourself around here! People were starting to wonder wtf happened to you. The story I told them about your being abducted by aliens only held weight with a select few. Yes; @mvapes was one of them.
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
Hi all,
I hoping everyone in my favourite corner of the internet is doing well. Since @momofthegoons called me out, here I am to say hi to all of you beautiful people and @mvapes . However, motg - first you call me out and then you publicly post a picture of me doing my community service for public masturbation? With friends like these who needs enemas? I also want to note that both of those masturbation pictures are Canadian.
I have come to share with everyone an update on STFU. As you all wouldn't remember, the last we heard from STFU he was on his way to uncle @dorkus_molorkus for "training". We figured he was young enough that he wouldn't remember it. That's why we had dorkus film everything.
First, dorkus' place was messy, so STFU had to do some cleaning. Things were so messy dork didn't even have any pants to wear! STFU learned quickly how to separate "completely soiled" from "mostly soiled".
As STFU got bigger, they had to get a little more resourceful in keeping him in place. Is that a knife pointed at him?
Now STFU has come home and is doing great. Here is a recent shot. We're not sure what was done to him, but his hair is always like this without electricity or styling. What's really disconcerting is his ability to turn on vibrators just by being around them. Its a fun game while walking through the mall though! Plenty of "oh, that must be my phone buzzing" going around.
Thanks again to dorkus for taking caring of my boy this whole time. I hope everyone else is doing great and having a great day!
OMG! yr kid is retarded and thank fuck he is gone. The first time I told him if he wanted eat something he better go outside & catch it himself he just looked at me like I was the stupid one.
After a week of having the critters trying to eat him, he finally cottoned onto to eating those guys 1st.
However little shutty up fucky or weeupchuck-mcfuck as we sort of affectionately refer to him, excelled in the frottage component of his tutelage. Its amazing how fast a kid that age grasps the fact he can grab any lady anywhere until he is at least 7 before anyone thinks it weird.
He moved on from grabbing handfuls of titties & bums quite quickly. There were at least 2 occasions where he was running around swinging a tampon around his head with some cute little 20 something running after him shrieking how she was 'using' that.
It got even funnier when he tried to put them back.
ahh yes good times but thank fuck he is gone tho. I cant stand kids, all they do is whine.
'Unckie dorky I dont know how to retile the roof and shore up the foundations. Unckie dorky Pls take the chain off my leg?' I swear the first words out of yr whining kids mouth when I unwrapped him was 'Pls stop hitting me.'
Boo fucking hoo. Now when you said you was going to send yr latest sperm donation, to be honest I was keeping my eye out for an old sock in the mail.
Then he said he didnt have anything to play with, so I cut holes in all his pants pockets to solve that problem.
I mean its just fucking endless. what kid doesnt know how to use a chainsaw? Then he runs away when I chase him around with it to show him how it works.
Fucking tree doesnt just fell itself now does it?
Anyway, just for shits and giggles I was going to teach him to speak with a Canadian accent.
But I figured its much, much more annoying to teach him a kiwi accent.
Of course after I taught him how to drink & smoke weed like a champion.
He's yr problem now. I think he is into huffing paint now, so perhaps you should stock up.
Yr welcome
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Holy fuck! What did I miss? @fluffhead posts the one day I was getting my hair done!
It's great seeing you post. Shit, give someone a simple rash and they disappear for months. It was an accident, they wouldn't let me bring my cream over the border. Just be thankful that @dorkus_molorkus didn't join, a rash would have been a step up!
@DieHard - your brownies were awesome! Perfectly handled. Now, on another note - I made it clear when you and @Melting Pot came to my house that what happens here stays here. No brown-eye talk here, I have a fucking image to uphold round these parts.
Btw, I need your address. I don't know when your coming back and I have your stockings.
As well as @Melting Pots heels.
It's great seeing you post. Shit, give someone a simple rash and they disappear for months. It was an accident, they wouldn't let me bring my cream over the border. Just be thankful that @dorkus_molorkus didn't join, a rash would have been a step up!
@DieHard - your brownies were awesome! Perfectly handled. Now, on another note - I made it clear when you and @Melting Pot came to my house that what happens here stays here. No brown-eye talk here, I have a fucking image to uphold round these parts.
Btw, I need your address. I don't know when your coming back and I have your stockings.
As well as @Melting Pots heels.
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momofthegoons
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momofthegoons
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Quetzalcoatl
DEADY GUERRERO/DIRT COBAIN/GEORGE KUSH
Who's the guy sitting behind @mvapes?