Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[dorkus_molorkus]

I have one of what the CDC and AMA list as one of the top 5 worst diseases on the planet yet I take the back seat to people like @Stu with his herpies or @dorkus_molorkus with his most recent elephantitus throughout his genitalia.

Of course, @Stuhas suffered mightily from his herpes...

So everyones all concerned about stu and his herpes, but not my gigantic dick & balls?

Jeebus fucking christ

Its all good to bemoan a blue/ black, oozy sore encrusted baby carrot sized member that’s masquerading as a penis but only smaller, & me having a an elephantine sized dick & balls that’s missing some skin from having to drag them in the dirt is all a bit meh... is it?


I have had to buy some sort of a barrow to cart it all around in. I have to pick up each giant teste one at a time & GENTLY place them in the barrow. Accidentally dropping a giant teste into the barrow is a big fucking NO-NO!


FYI-so is playing soccer with them.


Then I have to load the salami. Bending at the knees is crucial I might add, throwing ones back out with yr giant penis draped up and over ones shoulder with 2 testes already loaded into the barrow makes for some awesome family time in trying to not do any more injury but still managing to pick up the pizza.


Mrs dorkus is not pleased either I might add. All throughout our marriage all she did was bitch that the 10 inches I was already packing was inadequate.

Now I got something some polish fellow wants to hang in his deli window as a tourist attraction & Mrs dorkus isn’t into exotic sausage it turns out.

She says she doesn’t like the smell…..or the taste…….
Then there is the flies.


Anyhoo, @mvapes I have been hard at work in the lab lately. I was working on some sort anti- facial herpes device for @Stu . The premise was, that if he was going to gobble some suspect knob in a foreign toilet stall then the anti facial herpes helmet would deploy at the first detection of the dirty syphilitic dong.

Thus preventing stu from once again going home, kissing his wife and then having to answer some awkward questions later in the month because her face is now black & blue with some sort of yellow discharge coming from her nose..


But I see you may need it more.
This my friend, is my gift to you.

Enjoy!

Oh and its also good if you like to cycle but are too much of a fuckwit to manage riding a bike without stacking it like a loser.

 

[momofthegoons]

So everyones all concerned about stu and his herpes, but not my gigantic dick & balls?

Well.... it is the elephant in the room....

And, to be frank, we were just trying to spare you any further embarrassment. Then again; that ship sailed a long time ago, didn't it?

Thanks a lot for the pic you sent me, btw. I really love seeing the antics you and the boys get up to. Now, I"m assuming this is you guys recreating the fun you had one of the last times you were in Mexico? I see it was a while ago cause @mvapes only has one tattoo.....

 

[Enchantre]

Is that @Stu in the doorway?
Such a sweet, happy smile. .

EDIT: I'm back home from work... stupid digestive system upset. I'm suspecting the chicken last night... I cooked it, but still, both hubby and I got queasy this morning, and I've been feeling on the verge of hurl for two hours now...

So, I'm home. Bring it on.

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

@mvapes @Enchantre Hope you both feel better and Mvapes-stay strong

So my Pulmo send me for a consult with another Pulmo . I saw him today. My Pulmo wanted a second opinion on what the hell to do with me . I like that he wanted me to see another Dr. -second opinions are good and it shows me my Dr does not have an ego

The new Dr reviewed all my bloods CT, X-rays and heart tests and spent about an hour with me.

He trying me on 3 new drugs and deleting one of my inhalers. He also put me on a steroid taper again and scheduled new Pulmonary Functions tests.

Of course my pharmacy plan does NOT want to pay for 2 of the new drugs and i have to wait for them to approve them The cost for the drugs if i had to pay for them would be about $550.00 a month

So i won't know if the new drugs will make a difference until i actually get them and use them for a few weeks

I'd just like to be able to breathe again and not feel like i have a plastic bag over my head when i try and do anything.

He thinks the drugs will work...

I was honest with him and told him a Vape and he DIDN'T CARE and then we both talked about how fucked up the NYS medical MJ bill was

He also explained to me why my hospital bill was so fucked up, it's because of the way hospitals get paid for things and what's in the hospitals best interest as far as running tests. I thought it odd that while i was in the hospital for not being able to breathe, they didn't run PFT's . He said the hospital wouldn't get paid for that. He also told me NOT to go to a Medicare HMO plan and that i'm better off with straight Medicare . As you may remember my hospital bill was $30,5oo.00 for 22 hours in hospital and Medicare paid most of that and i only owe $703.00 Better than i thought

 

[Vicki]

@mvapes @Enchantre Hope you both feel better and Mvapes-stay strong

So my Pulmo send me for a consult with another Pulmo . I saw him today. My Pulmo wanted a second opinion on what the hell to do with me . I like that he wanted me to see another Dr. -second opinions are good and it shows me my Dr does not have an ego

The new Dr reviewed all my bloods CT, X-rays and heart tests and spent about an hour with me.

He trying me on 3 new drugs and deleting one of my inhalers. He also put me on a steroid taper again and scheduled new Pulmonary Functions tests.

Of course my pharmacy plan does NOT want to pay for 2 of the new drugs and i have to wait for them to approve them The cost for the drugs if i had to pay for them would be about $550.00 a month

So i won't know if the new drugs will make a difference until i actually get them and use them for a few weeks

I'd just like to be able to breathe again and not feel like i have a plastic bag over my head when i try and do anything.

He thinks the drugs will work...

I was honest with him and told him a Vape and he DIDN'T CARE and then we both talked about how fucked up the NYS medical MJ bill was

He also explained to me why my hospital bill was so fucked up, it's because of the way hospitals get paid for things and what's in the hospitals best interest as far as running tests. I thought it odd that while i was in the hospital for not being able to breathe, they didn't run PFT's . He said the hospital wouldn't get paid for that. He also told me NOT to go to a Medicare HMO plan and that i'm better off with straight Medicare . As you may remember my hospital bill was $30,5oo.00 for 22 hours in hospital and Medicare paid most of that and i only owe $703.00 Better than i thought

I hope you can get the new meds soon!

Do you have a Medicare supplement policy?

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

I hope you can get the new meds soon!

Do you have a Medicare supplement policy?

Thanks @Vicki . No, i don't have a medicare supplement plan, i'll look into it. They took away my medicaid supplement when i told them i started getting a bit of WComp $.

 

[Vicki]

Thanks @Vicki . No, i don't have a medicare supplement plan, i'll look into it. They took away my medicaid supplement when i told them i started getting a bit of WComp $.

Yeah, you could end up stuck paying a lot. 20% is not a small amount. I don't believe there are income requirements for a Medicare supplement plan.

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

Well i don't wanna get too excited , but i got the new drugs and i'm breathing much better. I walked 2 blocks today without stopping 2 blocks doesn't seem like a lot , but i was only gong to the bus stop. I would have had to stop a few times to catch my breath before the new drugs. I am on a Pred taper and always feel better on Pred , so i'll need to see how this plays out when i'm off that.
I feel better and that's a big relief

 

[momofthegoons]

Well i don't wanna get too excited , but i got the new drugs and i'm breathing much better. I walked 2 blocks today without stopping 2 blocks doesn't seem like a lot , but i was only gong to the bus stop. I would have had to stop a few times to catch my breath before the new drugs. I am on a Pred taper and always feel better on Pred , so i'll need to see how this plays out when i'm off that.
I feel better and that's a big relief

Good to have you back. And even better news that you are starting to feel a little better.

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

Thanks @momofthegoons I'm still breathing better than i have in months

 

[mvapes]

Sup yall?

Been fucking quiet 'round here. Someone needs to drop a daily dump in here. If I don't see poop it saddens me.

Anyways I have been practicing a new hobby. Some of you know from pics posted on Instagram as well as here in the picture thread that I've started sandblasting glass. I've been doing it for about 2 or 3 months and I have to be honest, I am in a different zone when blasting.

It makes me happy. I finally found a way to express my art and do something totally rewarding. Having Parkinson's is a bit of a challenge with stenciling but fuck it. I've overcome other challenges and this one is a fun fight.

I am going to start a new thread about it but wanted to drop it here first. This is where my heart is.

 

[DieHard]

Sup yall?

Been fucking quiet 'round here. Someone needs to drop a daily dump in here. If I don't see poop it saddens me.

Anyways I have been practicing a new hobby. Some of you know from pics posted on Instagram as well as here in the picture thread that I've started sandblasting glass. I've been doing it for about 2 or 3 months and I have to be honest, I am in a different zone when blasting.

It makes me happy. I finally found a way to express my art and do something totally rewarding. Having Parkinson's is a bit of a challenge with stenciling but fuck it. I've overcome other challenges and this one is a fun fight.

I am going to start a new thread about it but wanted to drop it here first. This is where my heart is.

Killer shit bro! Show us more.
Your art inspires me. I see a flood of requests coming.

I need some veins, warts, and assorted scars blasted onto my glass butt plug...so that when I'm missing you...

 

[momofthegoons]

It's a funny thing... I was just listening to this and thinking of you @mvapes and here you are!!!

Looking forward to seeing more of your art.

 

[Vicki]

Sup yall?

Been fucking quiet 'round here. Someone needs to drop a daily dump in here. If I don't see poop it saddens me.

Anyways I have been practicing a new hobby. Some of you know from pics posted on Instagram as well as here in the picture thread that I've started sandblasting glass. I've been doing it for about 2 or 3 months and I have to be honest, I am in a different zone when blasting.

It makes me happy. I finally found a way to express my art and do something totally rewarding. Having Parkinson's is a bit of a challenge with stenciling but fuck it. I've overcome other challenges and this one is a fun fight.

I am going to start a new thread about it but wanted to drop it here first. This is where my heart is.

Wow man, that's awesome!!

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

I asked mom what childbirth was like?

and she sent me this.

I asked what the brick signified?

‘conception,’ she replied,


‘how so?’ I asked


‘ the brick is a metaphor for a rufy’


‘But not tequila?’


‘no’


‘That lady doesnt look like you?’ I said


‘It was before my piercings & my tits were firmer then.’


‘Oh…….. I see’

 

[Melting Pot]

Been practicing some new dance moves figured I'd share.

 

[momofthegoons]

Been practicing some new dance moves figured I'd share.

Me too!!!!

 

[NickDlow]

Been practicing some new dance moves figured I'd share.

You still haven't given me those pants back yet!!!

 

[Melting Pot]

You can tell my surgeon released me from light duty dancing around now working my abbs...

 

[Vicki]

You can tell my surgeon released me from light duty dancing around now working my abbs...

You can also get a 6-pack in seconds by buying one at your closest liquor store.

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

You can also get a 6-pack in seconds by buying one at your closest liquor store.

Yup a few 12oz curls for the girls!

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[Vicki]

I'll bet a lot of people do it on purpose just because he posted this sign.

 

[mvapes]

 

[momofthegoons]

Oh boy.....think she knows?