Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[momofthegoons]

 

[mvapes]

@momofthegoons - man your hubby's gonna flip for posting his picture!

And I'm telling him.

 

[mvapes]

So I just got off the phone with @momofthegoons hubby. Gave him the scoop.

He wanted me to post her picture now! Sorry mom....

 

[momofthegoons]

So I just got off the phone with @momofthegoons hubby. Gave him the scoop.

He wanted me to post her picture now! Sorry mom....

Seriously... is this a payback for my posting your high school pic?

Could you have picked a more unflattering picture of me? Shit... You could have at least posted the one you took after I used the Whole Foods home botox kit...

You just wait fucker... I'm rummaging through the shoe box full of old pictures right now. And it's payback time!

 

[mvapes]

Ok @momofthegoons. I am gonna give and post a vid of myself having breakfast.

And @dorkus_molorkus - I found that pic from Amsterdam!

 

[momofthegoons]

Darn it @mvapes ..... here you went and beat me to it. I had such a good pic picked out too....

Oh well. Since I'm here I'll post it anyway. I found this pic of you last time you went to AnimeCon... Your costume is FAB! But I think you may have overdone it a bit with the blush.

 

[momofthegoons]

I was just sitting here thinking..... I truly believe there has to be balance in the world.

@mvapes has lost a ton of weight this last year; over 100 lbs. And poor @Vicki can't keep weight on her. She's probably been downing fucking milkshakes again trying to gain weight (if not do so Vicki! Ice cream is your friend. ).

And here's where it gets weird. It's about that balance thing. Where does the weight go?



Okay.. you guys need to stop sending it north. Send it west. Send it east. But would you please stop sending it north? I have a wedding this year that I need to look good for. And you aren't helping a bit!

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

I'm back seems like my photo of @Vicki 's clipper didn't show up- damn hotel internet. I was tethering and FC was BLOCKED in the UK
Damn @momofthegoons , i had better skills and equiptment than that
My Crafty made my trip perfect and is safe at home with me I'll sort out some (hundreds) of photo's when i figure out what time it is

 

[Vicki]

I was just sitting here thinking..... I truly believe there has to be balance in the world.

@mvapes has lost a ton of weight this last year; over 100 lbs. And poor @Vicki can't keep weight on her. She's probably been downing fucking milkshakes again trying to gain weight (if not do so Vicki! Ice cream is your friend. ).

And here's where it gets weird. It's about that balance thing. Where does the weight go?



Okay.. you guys need to stop sending it north. Send it west. Send it east. But would you please stop sending it north? I have a wedding this year that I need to look good for. And you aren't helping a bit!

I honestly don't know where it's going! I literally have to force myself to eat now because the nausea is worse. Plus, one of my new meds takes away my appetite completely. My cousin bought me a Microsoft Band to help monitor my health. I'm using it with another Microsoft health app to keep track of things.

Last night it said I got TWO hours of good sleep. It also said I burned over 300 calories sleeping! I don't see how that is possible. Must of been all the times I was tossing and turning because of pain, or getting up to go to the bathroom.

I'm back seems like my photo of @Vicki 's clipper didn't show up- damn hotel internet. I was tethering and FC was BLOCKED in the UK

It's ok, I broke it.

 

[mvapes]

@momofthegoons - thank you for the mention of my recent weight loss. Gotta keep in mind that you personally kept me focused and ultimately I lost 167 pounds and went from a 46 inch waist to a 34.

I have to admit, the last few weeks have been slightly challenging. The PD has started getting into my torso and shoulders. It's also been affecting my eyes. But no fret, these are just curve balls. I will not give into this. As I tell every patient I chat with - we got this shit!

On the other side of the coin, I'm pretty sure my wife is enjoying the dyskenesia. I could move my hips like fucking Danny Terrio!

In my kids best interest when they see me having issues rather than make them nervous about my PD I tell them that Daddys a belligerent drunk or at times even a crack head. Naturally thats easier for a kid to swallow.

Anyways, off to the PO - I have some stuff to ship @Stu and @dorkus_molorkus.

Weird shit is they both wanted their initials engraved in it as well as a return to address.

As for everyone else, I hope you guys have a great day and find sometime to enjoy yourselves.

Peace! Be back later...

 

[momofthegoons]

I lost 167 pounds and went from a 46 inch waist to a 34.

Indeed you did. And you are looking finer than a frog's hair split in the middle these days.

As to me helping you along with your focus... yeah, that's me... a real inspiration.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

I was just sitting here thinking..... I truly believe there has to be balance in the world.


And here's where it gets weird. It's about that balance thing. Where does the weight go?

I know where it goes,
Im positive Ive got an extra inch recently.

Mrs dorkus doesnt agree tho.

However,I dont know how she can form that opinion,
with her only getting 2 ins & and 1 out passing for coitus these days.

I think ima legend for giving it to her twice.

I must thank brother @mvapes for the safety harness.
Remember people, safety first.

CLICK-CLACK FRONT AND BACK!

The other day I posted how @Stu claims to have only molested one goat in his life & that being called
'Stu the goat fucker' was unfair & unwarranted.

Well fuck me, ala Bill Cosby we have been inundated with goats coming forward to claim they were molested by @Stu .
Some even going back decades.

See the proof here.
I offered him not to show this for $500, but he could only come up with $350.

I said it was enough & I wouldnt show it.
I lied.

I asked him if he was ashamed of himself?
He said, 'Only if he overcooks it after'

Besides, its the only date that starts with sex and ends with dinner.
Nice!

 

[Vicki]

 

[lion]

I have been away for a few weeks(something like 5 weeks or so) assisting my son with his move from Little Rock, Arkansas back up to the Lake Michigan area where he started a new job so I need to spend some time here catching up. As for weight loss as a side effect of my health issues(FYi...RA)...I have lost a lot of weight as well and am struggling to stay above a hundred pounds. Between the excessive pain, cold weather and changing seasons, I am also not sleeping at night(even tho I have Amitriptyline 100mg. pills plus 25 mg. pills too when I need an extra push) to take before bedtime. In the last two weeks there have been 5 nights where I didn't sleep at all and the other nights...maybe 1 1/2 hours to two hours of sleep. To add insult to the whole 'Soap Opera' called my life with the cold weather my hands and fingers have become severely chapped. My palms are severely chapped too and I am getting major skin cracking up around my finger nails with some getting so big, I swear little children could fall in...last week seven out of ten fingers including my thumbs were severely split and cracked. The cracking would start under my nails and work outwards and the pain...imagine paper cuts times a thousand or more with the Pain Meds not helping at all.....

Now I have been putting a friend's homemade hand lotion(which includes Hemp and Emu oils)on approx. 2-3 times per hour and have doubled my dose of Fish Oils Supplements which contain high doses of Omega-3 and still no change, I run a very good humidifier and wear cheap gloves at nite to keep my hands in lotion.....who's has some new ideas they could share with me and others(this is going to be a long Winter and Yes, a warmer climate would help but is not an option currently)???
Thanx.....in advance!!!

Take care.....Leo

 

[Havelock Vetenari]

Good news(or bad,hard to tell in this group...)for all you non-coprophages :

Giving today's society's state of mind,should be available soon!

 

[momofthegoons]

.who's has some new ideas they could share with me and others(this is going to be a long Winter

Welcome to the great northern weather, lol. While a common problem here in the winter, you have a real bad case.... unfortunately you are going to have to "get in touch with your feminine side" a bit, lol.

I would suggest using the salve and putting gloves on at night. Coconut oil is also a wonderful emollient and will soften the skin on your hands. The problem is that you've now got hardened, almost calloused skin around the cracks on your fingers that wont ever heal properly and will keep splitting. Once they have healed a bit, I would suggest going in for a manicure so that they can remove that dead skin. Then you need to be religious about keeping your hands lubed and have gloves on while outside.

There are a few hand creams made for this type of problem, but they're expensive. I think the salve and coconut oil would work just as well.

 

[Vicki]

My hands crack and bleed in the dryer winter months. This is the ONLY thing I have found that helps. It even puts up a barrier against water. I gave a tube to @mvapes and his wife, so he can probably vouch about how good it is.

http://www.thebodyshop-usa.com/men-product/mens-view-all/hemp-hand-protector.aspx

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

I use that too @Vicki -works great.

 

[Enchantre]

Drink more water. Lots more. Really.

Grass-fed butter helps, too. It isn't just the Omega 3 you need... there are other factors to healthy fats that our skin (and everything else!) needs.

Avoid anti-bacterial soaps like the plague that they are! if you rub your hands under running water for two minutes, you will have as clean of hands as if you used soap (this assumes no grease, etc.).. it's the rubbing that knocks off the bacteria, and the water rinses it off. soap just encourages the rubbing.
(I was in the health care field for a couple of years, yes)

Just say no to anti-b soaps.
http://abcnews.go.com/video/embed?id=21241081

 

[momofthegoons]

Just say no to anti-b soaps.
http://abcnews.go.com/video/embed?id=21241081

You can add hand sanitizer to that too.

 

[t-dub]

I use this to heal severely damaged skin . . . use it everyday as well.

 

[t-dub]

Good news(or bad,hard to tell in this group...)for all you non-coprophages :

Giving today's society's state of mind,should be available soon!

Thats a breath mint for a walking, talking, asshole . . .

 

[mvapes]

My sphincter needs a lot more than a breat mint. I'm thinking more along the lines of a urinal cake cake shoved in your drawers. Now if someone could invent deodorant for the twins! That'd be a fucking winner for both us and our loved ones. Or, if your @Stu or @dorkus_molorkus hookers!

@Vicki - aquaphor has never failed me. Have you tried?

 

[Vicki]

@Vicki - aquaphor has never failed me. Have you tried?

I have, but it didn't work for me. The doctor said the dry skin on my hands is worse because of my Rheumatoid Disease.

I'm sorry it took me so long to respond. I am sick as a dog with side effects from my new RX drugs.

 

[grokit]

Maybe this is the reason?

What could possibly go wrong?