Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[ataxian]

On my way to my local temple of arena sport. Go Ducks!!!

I made this guy a surfboard from OREGON and he had me put his Team Logo on the board!
He always travels to the games from Southern CALI!

 

[grokit]

So, this weekend, I decided to trade in my Samsung Galaxy S4 Active in for a Nokia Lumia 1520 Windows Phone, and I LOVE it so far. Cortana is awesome, and it has so many great features, including a much better battery life, and a killer camera. Plus, so much more.

The only small drawback is the apps, but that is growing and will get better with time. I honestly thought I liked Android better, but I actually like Windows better.

I just read that microsoft is dropping the terms nokia and windows from their cell phone nomenclature, they must be going droid like everybody else so stupid! Windows and nokia are successful brands dumbasses!

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[Chicken Charlie]

You speak in circles?
Do you think a fat doctor should give advice on how to eat correctly?
Do you even know that different strains of cannabis have different effects!

In spite of any indications or expectations to the contrary I most assuredly "speak in circles"...I'm a psychiatrist after-all!

 

[ataxian]

In spite of any indications or expectations to the contrary I most assuredly "speak in circles"...I'm a psychiatrist after-all!

No hard feelings!

 

[Vicki]

I just read that microsoft is dropping the terms nokia and windows from their cell phone nomenclature, they must be going droid like everybody else so stupid! Windows and nokia are successful brands dumbasses!

Damn, I hope not!! I really love this phone!!

 

[pakalolo]

Damn, I hope not!! I really love this phone!!

Don't worry. They aren't dropping the phone or the OS, they're changing brand names.

 

[Vicki]

Don't worry. They aren't dropping the phone or the OS, they're changing brand names.

Do you know what brand?

 

[grokit]

The microsoft android phone. Has a nice "ring" to it don't you think?
They only purchased nokia to shut them down along with their windows phones?

 

[pakalolo]

Do you know what brand?

The smart money is on Lumia.

The microsoft android phone. Has a nice "ring" to it don't you think?
They only purchased nokia to shut them down along with their windows phones?

I can't tell if you're serious. There's no Android involved here. Nokia is a big company in Finland, they just sold the phone part of the business. Obviously Microsoft can't call them Nokia phones any more:

Microsoft is killing the Nokia and Windows Phone names, reports say
Evidence continues to suggest that the next version of Windows will kill off the Windows Phone name completely. On Wednesday, GeeksOnGadgets reported that it has an internal Microsoft document detailing plans to phase out both the Nokia and Windows Phone brands.

Read the rest at PCWorld.​

 

[grokit]

Okay so they're not so much phasing out windows phones, and they're obviously not ios so I thought they must be changing their bet to android. But evidently that's not the case, windows phones are alive and well; they just want to make the phone/tablet/desktop os experiences more similar to each other:

"Windows 9 (if it will be called that) is expected to merge Windows RT and Windows Phone—Microsoft's separate operating systems for ARM-powered tablets and phones, respectively—into a single, cohesive OS that spans both device types. (Microsoft executives have publicly stated that the company won't have three versions of Windows going into the future.)"

Everybody just loved this integration with windows 8, so now they're taking it to the next level

http://www.zdnet.com/what-one-windows-really-means-and-doesnt-7000031917/

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[Vicki]

Just because.....people.

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[pakalolo]

That rocks!

 

[Enchantre]

That rocks!

Actually, That's misspelled! Scissors, please. Or rock. Lizard. Spock.

Rock paper scissors lizard Spock....

 

[grokit]

Looking good, happy 86th!

 

[momofthegoons]

,It started with this......

And went to this.....

And then this.....

Sigh... and this....

Want to know how he turned out? < Click there.....

 

[Mr. Gweilo 420]

I made this guy a surfboard from OREGON and he had me put his Team Logo on the board!
He always travels to the games from Southern CALI!

You shape boards as well?? you are a talented guy ataxian.

 

[momofthegoons]

Where oh where has our @mvapes gone? Remember him? He started like this...

But ended like this....

But lately, has found his inner self and is more like this...

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

are you sure??

cuz I know @mvapes WAS like this....

but then there was that rebellious phase & he was engaging in kinky taboo sex.
neither Kosher or Halal

But then he made the cover of that magazine and we tawt he was famous.

then there was the time he tried out as that superhero team mascot for St Louis

sigh- the world wasnt quite ready for 'the Plug' superhero.

better luck next time buddy.



However I did hear he had a part time job at the club. Im not sure exactly doing what, I think it was handing out towels in the restroom.
However I think the uniform is a bit weird, but @mvapes says he gets free drinks.

I got mrs dorkus a gag ball once.

I figured I could use the peace & quiet.
I thought it was strange that she told me she had used it while I was out one day.
Im thinking Holy fuck, does she keep talking even when im not home??

A bit intrigued, I asked what she thought of it.
She said it was a bit uncomfortable, but she felt she would get used to it.

Then she said that she didnt understand why they were called 'anal beads' when there was just one of them?

Once I explained, she said there was no way she's going to use it now.
I guess I will add that to the broad list of things she no longer puts in her mouth anymore.

 

[momofthegoons]

Oh Dorkus! I cannot believe you went there and showed the private stuff!!!!! He's tried so hard to quit that particular rubber and latex addiciton....

You've been a nawty, nawty boy again. I would have thought the last time was a learning experience.... apparently you want more of the same?

 

[Vicki]

When did USPS start delivering packages on Sunday? I'm totally tripping out!

 

[t-dub]

When did USPS start delivering packages on Sunday? I'm totally tripping out!

They do that after opening your stuff and deciding they don't want it . . .

ok so I have good news and bad news . . . I'm actually very depressed over this medical shit which is why I have been as tight lipped as an Aldeberan Shell-Mouth lately. So the HIDA scan was interesting. The radioactive particle they injected had a distinct flavor. It tasted like graphite or pencil lead. The first image was 5 minutes, the second an hour. I really had to pee at the end. Now I have not heard from my doc but the tech said my gallbladder function was normal. This is good because that means I don't have to have it removed. Its also bad because the mystery continues . . .

Next test was the upper GI. First they gave me these fizzy crystals to drink that tasted like 7-up but you aren't allowed to burp. Then you have to drink this thick, white, chalky, barium vomit crap. It is horrible going down and worse later when it comes out. Then they roll you around on a table shooting you with a fluoroscope or something like a zillion times. Once again the tech says everything looks fine . . .

So no answers. Today I am sick with a stomach flu my 15 year old niece brought home from school. The barium is still coming out I think. Anyways, I can't get any more depressed than I am now. I even broke the bamboo on my EVO . . . I think I am just getting very, very tired of trying to string "positive" days together. Its getting harder and harder to cope with this never ending medical shit . . .

 

[momofthegoons]

Oh dub......