Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[CarolKing]

I had to have a Barium Enema 10 years ago. I was in my 40s. The technician has a device that shoots this white chalky liquid stuff up your ass. This guy was probably all of 24 years old. I know I shouldn't be prejudice because of his age but I felt uncomfortable more ways than one. He was very professional.

Then when everything was over they had this little closet bathroom with a sliding door. With no sound proof. The next patient had already come in because I could hear them. If I could hear them, they could hear me was my thought. There is a lot if air that's released after a Barium Enema from the body. It was a very humiliating experience and I have had some in my time. Something I won't forget. Ive had all kinds of procedures including sigmoidoscopy and a colonoscopy among others but never felt the embarrassment like that.

I had an HMO at the time. I talked with my doctor and told him what a lame set up they had. Not patient friendly whatsoever. I told him this kind of thing I felt unacceptable.

@t-dub Good luck and take care. Keep your spirits up. Your FC family is here for support.

 

[Stu]

@t-dub, I hope last night's game brought up your spirits a bit.

I hope you feel better soon!

 

[Vicki]

(((((( @t-dub ))))))

 

[Mr. Gweilo 420]

@t-dub Hang in there brother. I'm sorry to read of your hard times.

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

Sorry you're not feeling well @t-dub i'm sure drinking Barium isn't fun I had it "inserted" years ago and that's not fun either . It was during winter and i'm in that thin gown waiting and waiting and freezing. The tech comes to tell me it will be a while longer cause the old woman before me couldn't keep hers in and they had to clean the room before my procedure . I kept mine in till it was time to let it out

 

[t-dub]

@t-dub, I hope last night's game brought up your spirits a bit.

I hope you feel better soon!

Thanks Stu, but I know that YOU know enough about football to know that I was screaming at the television set last night. Our O-Line is decimated, heck one of our tackles isn't even on scholarship and our defense is porous at best. Mariota (MAR-ee-oh-TAH) carried the whole team on his back which is ok for the Heisman race but the rest of the season looks very tough unless we can get some of the big guys healthy and the defense up to par.

And thanks everyone else for your well wishes and stories of medical horror, hopefully we will find out what is causing this pain that keeps putting me in the ER. I sense an endoscopy in my future.

 

[mvapes]

@t-dub - I am sorry friend that you are suffering. I hope, pray, and ask for you to have peace and comfort. You are a good man and don't deserve what you're going through.

@momofthegoons - you are correct. I've been spending most of my free time learning about me. On a metaphysical side. I have only begun to scratch the surface and what I have touched has changed my thoughts and way completely.

Now don't get me wrong, I still enjoy slinging poop, farting, and discussing genitalia. @dorkus_molorkus - do you still have my camouflage fishnets? And I hope you're not wearing em if you still have that rash! Chafing my ass! I told you that outback critters on or near your love button can turn out bad! But we all know Dork does what he wants. At least the pics came out good.

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

Phew, turning 60 yesterday was relatively painless, considering all the crap i've done in my life, it's quite the accomplishment Hope all my fellow sickies are feeling well/better/hanging in there

 

[Enchantre]

Happy belated birthday, @VaporsVaporizer !

.........

Today, I get to have a massage! Yay! it's been way too long, and I'm sorely in need of it.

 

[t-dub]

turning 60 yesterday was relatively painless . . .

Another trip around the sun. Congrats!!!

 

[lion]

Hi, Happy belated Birthday VaporsVaporizer, I get to join those of you who are sixty and older next week on Thursday...I trust your day went well and party hearty!!!

 

[mvapes]

@VaporsVaporizer - Happy Birthday - 60's nothing, your a baby compared to Stu. I hope you had the best b-day ever!

on another note @dorkus_molorkus do you remember this night?

You've never looked so uncomfortable. And I've never seen anyone wear a thong further up the poop chute than fucking Aussies. Funny thing is @momofthegoons was there too, believe it or not she's the reason we got kicked out!

good times, good times!

 

[momofthegoons]

on another note @dorkus_molorkus do you remember this night?

You've never looked so uncomfortable. And I've never seen anyone wear a thong further up the poop chute than fucking Aussies. Funny thing is @momofthegoons was there too, believe it or not she's the reason we got kicked out!

good times, good times!

Ya know.... if you're going to show private pictures of my basement parties.... you're supposed to ask!!!

But since we're sharing, dorkie sure did have a good time....

mod note: edited to fix broken QUOTE tags. tsk, tsk

Edit: oops.....

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

on another note [USER=6265]@dorkus_molorkus do you remember this night?
You've never looked so uncomfortable. And I've never seen anyone wear a thong further up the poop chute than fucking Aussies.[/USER]

Thong?? I dont wear thongs mate. Well not those ones anyway.
Ima 'free willy' kinda guy. I was just having some issues putting my headband on.

However, I did wear a thong just once. But im sure you realise sometimes it takes some massive balls to write the shit I write and well lets just say I was a bit of hit with the ladies at the beach.

So, now the only thongs I wear these days are these.

Oh wow, I cant believe you guys went there? Again?


In my defence I first attended the party in thinking it was some sort of ‘fight club’ dealio because the invite specified there were slings onsite & fisticuffs was the entertainment.
To me it made perfect sense for the fist aid kit to have a sling for sprained wrists etc.

OMG was I wrong.

@mvapes now I know you gave me a rufy and all, but I do remember I was giving you a ‘brown bracelet’, then I sneezed......

all of a sudden everything looked like you had stood on a shit grenade & you accidentally elbowed Mom in the head as well.

Consequently, if @Stu wasn’t jewish then, he sure is now!
Calamari anyone? (albeit its a very small piece, much akin to a solo 'O' ring)

@t-dub sorry to hear you have been not been feeling the best.
If constipation is contributing to your woes, might I suggest giving someone a 'brown bracelet'?
Do that several times a week & you will be evacuating yr bowels faster than you can enunciate your vowels with 'how now? brown cow?'


@VaporsVaporizer Happy Birthday for last week.
If I may offer a small bit of wisdom a homeless man once yelled as he threw his pee bottle at me.

'Dont do nuthing you cant do on a pushbike!'
Wow, really makes you stop & think doesnt it?


If I have accidentally forgotten anyone................


sucked in.

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[momofthegoons]

These two look familiar to anyone else?

 

[Nooky72]

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

These two look familiar to anyone else?

@Stu & paka on the 1st day of mod school?

 

[t-dub]

Forgot to post this video a while back when I went to see Crosby, Stills & Nash. Always wanted to see David Crosby sing "Almost Cut My Hair" . . .

 

[Enchantre]

Woke up with a claymore through my hip... got it down to a broadsword, now I'm pretty much dagger'd.

Going to see my chiro. I'm worried it's more.... got way, way worse over the weekend.

I've got so much mmj in me, I should be unconscious. Not hardly. Some Naproxen Sodium in me, too. The tequila is starting to look good, also...

 

[grokit]

Feel better @Enchantre, and remember...

 

[farscaper]

did anyone else wake up at 2am with full on visual hallucinations?

 

[Enchantre]

that would have been a lot more fun than the back spasm I did wake up with at 2 a.m.

 

[Nooky72]

Happens to us all, right?

 

[Stu]

I made an updated version.