Through the miracle of fingerprint identification, you and your wife are now in the Federal Witness Prediction program.
I told you just go buy one of those red water bags. It is easy and works. You can squeeze in water all the way up your intestines and it might come out your eyeballs but all is good.
You don't want to know what I did in College
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT BOTH OF YOU DID IN COLLEGE. All I said was I played spades but there was a lot and I mean a lot of fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.