Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Dreamerr

Dreamerr

Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
I want to be put on the mantel in a Faberge Egg when I die.

I don't want your kid you can have mine for free. He is a typical teenager...sits on the computer 12 or so hours a day and does nothing to help me. A few more days and four weeks in camp...don't' let the door hit ya in the ass. Oh and happy birthday kid...you can have what you give me nothing:lol:
 
Dreamerr

Dreamerr

Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
Oh my fuck...I was looking on faceshit and magicalbutter put up a pic of tweek in his natural habitat.
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You gotta stop wrecking cars like that tweek. There must be a better way to feel good.
 
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dorkus_molorkus

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HE WAS THE DRIVER !!

did ya moustache tickle his balls tweek?
But what a way to die eh?

DROWNED IN ELEPHANT SPOOF & IN A FUCKING POXY CITROEN!
Bwhahahahahahah!:rofl:


Which hurt more when it smacked you in the face?
His cock or the airbags being deployed? Bwhahahahahha!!!:D

Did he yank you outta the POXY citroen & use you as a human dildo/ pipe cleaner/butt plug? Bwahahaha!!

In, out, in, out, in.....................................Tweeks little legs kicking about & thats all to be seen outta the ass of Jumbo the elephant. muffled cries, possibly muffled laughter come from within Jumbo.

here is the Tweek/ pachyderm love child known as 'Dennis' the friendly dickhead.

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dorkus_molorkus

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what the fuck is that??
the family spare?
or is he wearing ya mums as well?

Does your dad know he has a really bad case of caterpillars?

Im pretty sure your dad sold me a kebab last week, (and some hashish!)
Funny, I asked him for some falefal & he says 'death to America'.
 
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Tweek

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RUDE BOY said:
Yeah Tweek that's one Happy tune Kinda like "The Bed" Or "magic and Loss " . But then again I had to move back to the smalltown of my youth that I Fondly call the Abyss . It is a suckie kind of day .
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Just remember RB, bring the party to you! It may be the same old small town, but doesn't mean you can't shake it up a little. Don't be down brother :cheers:
 
Dreamerr

Dreamerr

Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
I also don't understand how mshakes got a tan in the rain.

:bang::rant::cuss::disgust:I had to leave the house and didn't stop yelling till I got home...don't let me leave anymore cause I am :mental:

Dumb vet couldn't find my dogs veins for the blood test so it took a long time but I stayed in the HOT car for 50 mins ugh. That is still better then going in. I hope they don't have an issue on Monday when she I believe has to get an IV:cry: to put her to sleep for the tooth pull.

Vicki feel better...I hope you have enough spoons to get through the day. My mental shit has been using up all my spoons for the next year or so.
 
Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
mvapes said:
@vicki - who pissed in your corn flakes and how do I find em? :goon:
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It's just a bad pain day. I wish you could help, you're sweet. :)

Dreamerr said:
Vicki feel better...I hope you have enough spoons to get through the day. My mental shit has been using up all my spoons for the next year or so.
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Thanks Dreamerr. I think that's my problem today. I ran out of spoons.
 
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