Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[mvapes]

^^^^I have some old VHS porn, if your interested shoot me P............




EDIT - it may or may not be in german

 

[satyrday]

^^^Were you in the Columbia House Scat Club?

 

[RUDE BOY]

I remember those old latex and rubber flix on Super 8 VHS .

 

[mvapes]

nah, most clubs don't let me in. the pre-req's here were luckily pretty lite.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

BOO!

 

[Tweek]

 

[satyrday]

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

 

[Dreamerr]

Ah dorkus nice tongue

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Didnt realise you knew Stu? The evil teletubby!
When he says he likes a good pounding, well, he's even got the costume.

His mommy obviously didnt teach him to eat with his mouth closed!
Afterwards he rents himself out as a squashball for rutting sasquatches.

 

[satyrday]

Didnt realise you knew Stu? The evil teletubby!

Know him!? I took that picture.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Know him!? I took that picture.

obviously before all the sex started then? Hes got that freshly washed latex look & the walls are clean.

Not to mention Stu's 'come here & fuck me face'
as opposed to the aftersex 'you got something to wipe this goop off?' face.

 

[satyrday]

 

[Tweek]

 

[Stu]

Know him!? I took that picture.

And you told me that you'd only show it to your sister and aunt Berta. I feel so betrayed.

I had better not come to find out that you really didn't delete "that" video with the farm animals and peanut butter, too.

 

[Tweek]

You mean his Aunt Bertha?

 

[mvapes]

So I just did 4 back to back dabs and here is what I have to say..

If Fridays uncle nickle were to come last tuesday for dinner tommorow the why would you )?




And on that note - I bid you a good night!

 

[Tweek]

Someone sez dabz?

 

[mvapes]

holy shit! has anyone checked out Mothership glass' Faberge Egg?

http://www.highpriorityglass.com/br...-fab-faberge-egg-with-matching-slide-14mm-19/

Anyone want to buy a kid?

 

[Tweek]

I'd never pay 1,800 clams for that.

 

[mvapes]

I know right!

 

[Tweek]

Think what 1,800 could get us! The party we could have over in Australia at Molorkus's place.

 

[mvapes]

The last time we went we had went through 13 hookers, 2 crocodiles, an oz of blow, 2 kangaroos, and 6 pound of dry ice - that is what I call 13 dollars well spent! And to think, that was just Sunday...

 

[Tweek]

You are lucky he didn't break out the Fosters.

Edit: Or this crap

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

You are lucky he didn't break out the Fosters.

Lolz- no body drinks fosters here in this country. Although I do have a pretty sweet deal with Fosters brewing. They send me empty fosters cans, and when I buy the beer I really like to drink, I then fill the fosters cans up every time I pee.
then they ship them to nth america to be sold to dickheads who dont know any better.

I eat a lot of asparagus just to mix it up a bit.
So next time you are enjoying a fosters (if anyone has ever enjoyed a fosters?) that the great Aussie amber fluid is really the 'Great amber fluid of an Aussie'.

Me!

ENJOY

EDIT-@TWEEK- do not be raggin on the food of the gods. Aussies live on this shit, if I dont have it in the house at all times my wife goes batshit. You wanna know how we cope with all the death dealing critters here? Simple, instead of concrete to harden the fuck up, we eat vegemite & then eat the death dealing critters right in front of their mates!
So they know we aint fucking about.

Fucking FOSTERS my ass.