Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Tweek]

I wonder how it is if you just shove it up your ass!

Probably pretty grainy. Just go to a pizza hut buffet or get a bucket of KFC. If either one of those doesn't help, then you are seriously messed up.

 

[mvapes]

Funny thing is, I ate wings last night. Got up in the middle of the night and shat my fucking brains out. I mean, things came out of me that were eaten weeks ago. There was that fucking remote, one of daughter toy dolls, my sons PS3 controller - I thought it would never fucking end!

Now I need to get rid of toxins and shit....I kind of just want to clean out the attic a little bit. ya know?

 

[Tweek]

Best way to do that, in my experience, is to take a good week or two and eat fresh fruits, veggies and lean proteins. Especially alot of berries and dark green leafy veggies.

Edit: Drink lots of water too. I always feel great when I up my intake.

 

[mvapes]

I just feel like, it's taken 40 years to do this shit storm of damage to my body it about time we start reversing it a bit.

Maybe I just need.....

 

[Tweek]

Lol love those finger photos.

It is never too late to start fresh. Some light exercise & healthy eating can go a long way. I need to get started back on my old routine too.

 

[mvapes]

Yes you do, your wife slipped and told me that you guy's had to "reinforce" the ole' swing.....

 

[satyrday]

 

[Tweek]

Yes you do, your wife slipped and told me that you guy's had to "reinforce" the ole' swing.....

She said it was starting to feel like she had the whole world on her shoulders.

 

[mvapes]

Why is that me and tweek are the first to enjoy any post involving gratuitous amount of shit? And don't worry, if my calculations are correct Stu should be along soon.

 

[Tweek]

It really is no wonder his name rhymes with poo.

 

[RUDE BOY]

Probably pretty grainy. Just go to a pizza hut buffet or get a bucket of KFC. If either one of those doesn't help, then you are seriously messed up.

I was going to suggest a Chinese lunch buffet at about 4 pm or burger king . But I think that would add more toxins to mvapes system . You would think with all our combined experience we would have this Shitting stuff all figured Out by now .

 

[Tweek]

Explains why we are all so full of shit

 

[RUDE BOY]

Who's crawling outa that pile of ? gotta be an old hippy look at the sandals . Ain't that some shit .

 

[Stu]

Speaking of old hippys in sandals..... I just had a large chicken teriyaki bowl from Yoshinoya (extra soy sauce it the key here) and have spent the last 20 minutes or so in the executive bathroom making full use of the soundproofing that I recently had installed.

Like I said..... extra soy sauce is the key here.

You're welcome.

 

[Tweek]

You made that post from the washroom, didn't you Stu.

 

[mvapes]

I post from the toilet all the time. You could probably tell from the tone of my typing if im struggling!

 

[Tweek]

I probably spend half my day on the toilet. Not because I have to go...but because it is just that damn comfortable

 

[satyrday]

^^^Do you have a vape station in there? Wait a minute ... you keep one of those Magical Butter machines in there don't you? Gross!

 

[mvapes]

Oh shit! Say it ain't so tweek!

 

[Tweek]

I do vape on the toilet occasionally. It's usually late at night, after the wife goes to bed.

 

[mvapes]

In my house after the wife goes to bed and I'm in the bathroom I don't have a free hand to vape!

 

[t-dub]

mvapes . . . if you are looking to detox then the whole Colonix program is a great way to go. If your just looking for more fiber in your diet then just get the fiber supplements. The Colonix fiber supplement is by far the best tasting/working I have ever tried, they have gluten free as well.

http://www.drnatura.com/products/fiber-suplements/colonix-fiber

 

[Tweek]

I like vaping different places. A church basement. The train into the city. My inlaws bathroom. No place is off limits.

 

[mvapes]

I've done shit in places I ain't proud of. Some of them still give me nightmares...you tell me, a kid living in NYC with a tolerance to drugs like a fucking Mutant with friends that dealt! Yeah, done some shit in fucked up places....

Yeah, even Mexico....

n

El Pothedador'

 

[Tweek]

Anywhere in New Jersey sounds terrifying.