Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[mvapes]

Hey guys, is this the thread about Seal?

That's one I wouldn't touch....

 

[Tweek]

That's one I wouldn't touch....

 

[ShipDit]

That's one I wouldn't touch....

What? That lady seems kinda hot. Not to sure about the white chick though.

 

[Tweek]

She actually has a giant wang, and threatened to club poor Seal every night. That's why they divorced, or so I hear.

 

[ShipDit]

She actually has a giant wang, and threatened to club poor Seal every night. That's why they divorced, or so I hear.

I heard that to. Guess that explains the scars.

 

[satyrday]

Not exactly a seal, but I'm submitting this as evidence:

 

[mvapes]

 

[ShipDit]

Hehehee..."WoodPecker". No way that's not funny!

 

[Tweek]

 

[ShipDit]

 

[mvapes]

^^^I thought sharing combat blueprints was illegal^^^^

 

[ShipDit]

^^^I thought sharing combat blueprints was illegal^^^^

It's obviously a code left by Ancient Aliens. I don't know why they left it in finger-paints but there ya go.

 

[Tweek]

We can't be revealing any secrets boyz

 

[mvapes]

Were getting off track here...let's not derail!

 

[ShipDit]

 

[Tweek]

Someone say Carl?

 

[mvapes]

I just found out what is causing the lock up/micro seizures that attack my stomach. Parkinson's, as we all know attacks each of differently. Ship and I have very different symptoms, he tall, im short, his wife is mail order......

Well, getting back to the disease. It causes two potential problems, both of which makes sense for me. One is a cramping issue in the stomach muscles called Dystonia and the other is called Edun which Ship - read this fucking link...

http://www.pdf.org/pdf/fs_gastrointestinal_urinary_10.pdf

It makes alot of fucking sense bro.

 

[ShipDit]

Well thats a turn off.

 

[mvapes]

 

[Enchantre]

I'm having some relationship - unsettlement.

I'd like to send the above ecard to my hubby, but that would just make it worse.

Seriously, it's not a great time right now. I just want to get totally wasted and ignore it. That won't help, though. I have a whole bunch of course work to get done, and I just can't take the time away to nurse my wounded feelings.

 

[mvapes]

I'm having some relationship - unsettlement.

I'd like to send the above ecard to my hubby, but that would just make it worse.

Seriously, it's not a great time right now. I just want to get totally wasted and ignore it. That won't help, though. I have a whole bunch of course work to get done, and I just can't take the time away to nurse my wounded feelings.

It's very simple, please tell your husband if he doesn't shape it up, then he deals with Ship and myself.

And if no one has told you yet....


And yes, that is EXACTLY how we dress!

 

[satyrday]

I'm having some relationship - unsettlement.

I'd like to send the above ecard to my hubby, but that would just make it worse.

Seriously, it's not a great time right now. I just want to get totally wasted and ignore it. That won't help, though. I have a whole bunch of course work to get done, and I just can't take the time away to nurse my wounded feelings.

I rent Butch out by the hour:

 

[mvapes]

I'm sharing a photo I just found of my youngest daughter Ava. This was right before we took her home from the hospital. I find it relevant to this thread as it's another staple proving my worth to the retarded 3!

She, my friends already knew....

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Todays word challenge.

URINATE

Pls demonstrate in a sentence:

Your an 8, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!

 

[Tweek]

You're in Nate's chili?

Fuck I don't know.