Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

mvapes

mvapes

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@t-dub

Because the women won't let me count the dog's (all male) my son and I have been fighting this uneven battle for years. Trevor and I live in a home where women rule with heavy fists. When your out numbered by three ladies, 2 under 5 years of age, the other with PMS things happen to a man. They work us for all of our weakness, sometimes with weapons, others with plain brute physical force. Every morning when I wake up (after I take my medicine of course)I look out the window hoping that fucking Rambo emerges from the bushes in my yard to evac us from what I would say at times rivals Vietnam prison camps.

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dorkus_molorkus

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t-dub said:
Just perusing some material getting ready for "couples therapy" tomorrow . . . ;)

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Damn fucking straight, this is whats missing in the world.

espec the 3rd little bullet point-
''Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. ''

Fucken oath it is!:rockon:
They knew whats fucking what in the 50's!
Daddy wants to come home to wifey engaged in some hot dildo action with the hot little 20 something from across the street.

Thats exactly what I need to unwind after work, the missus and sally the student teacher both dining at the 'Y'.

Thats how you get hubby to come home at night, fuck drinks and strippers with the boys.

I really hope you chicks are paying attention.
 
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momofthegoons

momofthegoons

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t-dub said:
Just perusing some material getting ready for "couples therapy" tomorrow . . . ;)

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Stu said:
I have a feeling that I'm going to get a warning point from Mom just for liking that post t-dub. Good luck tomorrow! You've got the facts on your side and don't you forget that!

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dorkus_molorkus said:
Damn fucking straight, this is whats missing in the world.

espec the 3rd little bullet point-
''Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. ''

Fucken oath it is!:rockon:
They knew whats fucking what in the 50's!
Daddy wants to come home to wifey engaged in some hot dildo action with the hot little 20 something from across the street.

Thats exactly what I need to unwind after work, the missus and sally the student teacher both dining at the 'Y'.

Thats how you get hubby to come home at night, fuck drinks and strippers with the boys.

I really hope you chicks are paying attention.
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Gentlemen..... :) Ahem... where do I start? (@Stu ... I am so very disappointed in you.... :nope: you even knew better...)

Maybe here? :worms: Which is what you opened? :goon:

"Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night."

Damn skippy. That's right. It's your chance to change the fucking locks and take him to the cleaners. :whip:

A woman should know her place? You bet. On top. :nod:

And @t-dub .... I'm sort of hoping your therapist is a woman. :rofl:
 
Enchantre

Enchantre

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OMG... that was almost exactly the "marriage advice" that I was inundated with for years. That shit is still being pushed into young wives who are hoping for a "g-dly marriage"... in classes, in books, and by older women in the culture.

I rather enjoy coming home from work, and finding that my hubby has fixed something nice for me. :D
 
Snappo

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
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Enchantre said:
Save us all from giggling girls!

We borrowed a Bissell carpet cleaner from my SIL, and have done most of the carpeting. It looks a LOT better - probably because I went over the dog spots like a gazillion times. This should help a lot with the smells... and the cats.

Little miss Ghost peed on the plastic runner (again)... well away from any carpeting. She hasn't peed on any of the cleaned carpet, including in the hallway/entry (where she had been peeing on and off the runner), and she also has NOT peed on the new rug we put on the balcony (previous, she baptized every loose rug we own, including the bath mats). So, I think we are getting the root of the issue solved.

We're having a party Friday & Saturday (it's not really two parties - it's the same party, but some people can't make it Friday, and others Saturday), so I think I'll keep the cleaner until after, in case of spills.

I really, really wish I was STONED right now. Oh, hey... I'm going to go medicate heavily - cramps, ya know.

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I really applaud your efforts to try and eradicate the odor problem with carpet cleaning!!! You are a GREAT mommy to your kitties! To me this proves you're a great human being!!! I have found, though, that standard carpet cleaning agents aren't quite enough to get rid of odors that your cats can still detect, even though you can't. It is important to also add a strong stain & odor remover specially formulated to attack pet urine odors, such as Nature's Miracle Stain & Odor Remover. This can be done AFTER you've thoroughly cleaned all carpet areas that were p'd on. Nature's Miracle comes in larger sizes like 32 FL. OZ, maybe larger. Apply very liberally (almost soak) to areas affected, let sit for a good while (hour or more), blot dry with towels, use fans to aid drying further until dry, air conditioning also helps with drying. This is a tough problem to erase, but can be done with diligence.

Have kitties taken well to the new Cat Attract kitty litter? Could she have a painful bladder infection or stone? Have you tried a change in diet like Hills Science Diet for Urinary Tract Health...this helped a great deal with my kitty (canned is better...more moisture)?

I hope you don't mind my intrusion, but when it comes to animals I feel compelled to help if I possibly can...for your benefit as well as kitty's.

Love to all!!!
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When a woman is on top, she has to keep in mind that things have to be kept interesting, otherwise it is an ideal position for your hunk of beef to fall asleep.Seems simple, but many gals get it terribly wrong. :disgust:
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Yah...but don'tcha just love to wake up from a sound sleep gettin that special surprise?!!! We can do the same for our women too!!!
 
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Tweek

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Snappo said:
I really applaud your efforts to try and eradicate the odor problem with carpet cleaning!!! You are a GREAT mommy to your kitties! To me this proves you're a great human being!!! I have found, though, that standard carpet cleaning agents aren't quite enough to get rid of odors that your cats can still detect, even though you can't. It is important to also add a strong stain & odor remover specially formulated to attack pet urine odors, such as Nature's Miracle Stain & Odor Remover. This can be done AFTER you've thoroughly cleaned all carpet areas that were p'd on. Nature's Miracle comes in larger sizes like 32 FL. OZ, maybe larger. Apply very liberally (almost soak) to areas affected, let sit for a good while (hour or more), blot dry with towels, use fans to aid drying further until dry, air conditioning also helps with drying. This is a tough problem to erase, but can be done with diligence.

Have kitties taken well to the new Cat Attract kitty litter? Could she have a painful bladder infection or stone? Have you tried a change in diet like Hills Science Diet for Urinary Tract Health...this helped a great deal with my kitty (canned is better...more moisture)?

I hope you don't mind my intrusion, but when it comes to animals I feel compelled to help if I possibly can...for your benefit as well as kitty's.

Love to all!!!

Yah...but don'tcha just love to wake up from a sound sleep gettin that special surprise?!!! We can do the same for our women too!!!
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Most women I have known, don't take too kindly to their men falling asleep during sex. Yes, I have done it.
 
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
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momofthegoons said:
Gentlemen..... :) Ahem... where do I start? (@Stu ... I am so very disappointed in you.... :nope: you even knew better...)

Maybe here? :worms: Which is what you opened? :goon:

"Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night."

Damn skippy. That's right. It's your chance to change the fucking locks and take him to the cleaners. :whip:

A woman should know her place? You bet. On top. :nod:

And @t-dub .... I'm sort of hoping your therapist is a woman. :rofl:
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Fuck the therapist to help with me in my house, I need a damn drill sergeant!
 
deadheadbill

deadheadbill

I can see clearly now the smoke is gone...
It's funny, when I was growing up our dogs got table scraps. Period. We didn't buy dog food or dog vitamins or dog glucosomine and our dogs all lived to a ripe old age. Companies are making a fortune these days because people have substitute their pets for humans. There was even a big article about this in the news. NPR, Newsweek or some such.
 
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