Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

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dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member
Tweek said:
where the fuck is molorkus? Probably out porking and molorking as usual...I don't even want to know what dipshit is up to :spliff:
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still trapped in my living hell that is my bathroom.
I have sacked my builder twice. (fucker keeps coming back, worse than herpes I swear)

The plumber shows up today (fingers crossed) dunno when, just today.
Hopefully thats the end of his work.

Then I am starting the painting. I am going to take my time, dont give a fuck anymore.
Maybe the glazier will install the shower glass tomorrow otherwise itll be next week.

Then the so called builder (think talented handyman) will come back & finish off some little bits.

Hopefully then my $17000 bathroom/ laundry will be finished & I will be reduced to doing favours for sailors to make up the $3000 I am over budget.
The budget was $14k, but I hoped I coulda pulled it off in $12k,
lolz-nope.


If anyone wants to go down the DIY home renovator path.

step 1 place some plastic down on the floor in the room to be renovated. ( a good home renovator always plans ahead for the mess)

step 2- buy a gun (if you live in the USA, I hear they grow wild there. so just reach out the window and grab your favourite weapon from the smith & wesson tree)

step 3 blow your brains out. you are obviously crazy, so do the world a favour.

Congratulations you have just successfully renovated.:tup:
 
Dreamerr

Dreamerr

Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
I watched a few rugby games over the weekend but they weren't that tough lol. There is another sport I used to watch which is even more fun, it looked like rugby but it was a bit more hitting ok a lot more hitting.

Tweek no more likes for you since you have double your posts in likes...I guess nobody likes me :cry:
 
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Tweek

Well-Known Member
Dreamerr said:
I watched a few rugby games over the weekend but they weren't that tough lol. There is another sport I used to watch which is even more fun, it looked like rugby but it was a bit more hitting ok a lot more hitting.

Tweek no more likes for you since you have double your posts in likes...I guess nobody likes me :cry:
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It must be my charm :smug: I am sure I would have my share of dislikes if that were possible :spliff:
 
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Welcome to the party where we specialize in the Harlem Shake - be warned, it gets colorful in here! This is the home of the Retarded 3 as well as our advisory board. The board has been carefully selected. It was quite a painstaking process, Tweek still has a limp and Dreamerr will have nightmares for a long time. Enchantre made it through rather easily but her husband will NEVER be the same. Satyrday - he's fucking batshit crazy so he fit in well!

And don't get me started on Rude Boy - his name says it all!
 
momofthegoons

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
Dreamerr said:
mvapes, you left out mom...now you are going to get points:rofl:
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:cool: .... Ahem......

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