Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Tweek

Well-Known Member
Based on simple mathematics, sciencing, and a dozen dabs I have figured out that there are Sasquatch with Parkinson's. They're the ones that bang the logs together to communicate, their hand writing is fucked!

Why do you think they fucking walk like that?





Oh, and their not all goy, there's Jewish ones!

I must find out how Jewish Samsquanch go about the whole circumcision thing. Seems like it would be painful.

Don't discriminate goy and Jew in the nation of Sasquatch! They don't appreciate it.

Sasquatch_InfCru_1.jpg

He looks so powerful.
 

deadheadbill

I can see clearly now the smoke is gone...
I used the phone right after I put it back together and it was shedding little shards of glass in my ear. It's all part of the bonding process. You have to show it who's boss.

I used mine broken for a year like that. Just take a piece of clear packing tape and put over it so it won't fracture any more.
 

satyrday

Well-Known Member
I used mine broken for a year like that. Just take a piece of clear packing tape and put over it so it won't fracture any more.
I just signed up for a brand new 2-year contract! Except the corner over the lens where it's gouged (it actually impacted on the metal right next to the glass there), the rest of the cracks I can't feel. Might try that though - thanks.
 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
I've had 3 Galaxy S4's since launch a few months ago. By far the most powerful phone I've ever used. I would say I use about 10% of the phone's abilities yet I've needed to replace mine twice!









I would get much more respect if I was or was related to a Sasquatch.
 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
I love the phone dude, I've been on the Galaxy band wagon for quite some time and by the far the 4 is legit. But with that being said, it's still new and they have to work out the kinks. It's fucking so sad that these days with the technology race they never really get to perfect the phone. They end up just releasing the new model which never has any real major changes. Aside from jumping to a 14 megapixel camera on the 4. But that really doesn't matter to you anymore. At least you have your front facing.
 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Vicki - 1st time was a software failure that we couldn't get fixed without removing all the bloatware so it was easier to just replace. 2nd Time the USB/Charger port stopped working. The fucker would only charge 1% at a time with the phone off only. It would literally charge for 5 seconds then you would hear the phone vibrate cause it kept having to re register that it was charging.
 

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
Vicki - 1st time was a software failure that we couldn't get fixed without removing all the bloatware so it was easier to just replace. 2nd Time the USB/Charger port stopped working. The fucker would only charge 1% at a time with the phone off only. It would literally charge for 5 seconds then you would hear the phone vibrate cause it kept having to re register that it was charging.

Wow, that really bites. I hope mine continues to function well.
 

Tweek

Well-Known Member
If I was a germ phobe then like I am now, I think I would have carried around a mini can of Lysol for such moments.

Ha! I remember the phone I had to use, was near a corner filled with crack heads. I was chatting with my Mom, and some dude started barfing up whole strands of spaghetti...I wasn't so worried about germs back then, but yeah...wouldn't go there now
 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
So I've been tracking. A dab ranging between .02 and .03 of a gram using high quality shatter or butter relieves my electro/muscular symptoms for about 30 to 45 minutes.

I have also learned today that a fucking dab will stop hiccups in their tracks.

G_d I'm nervous for tomorrow. The place I'm going to is literally the holy fucking grail of centers for movement disorders. They're going to address so many questions I have and hopefully be able to help with the less talked about symptoms.

They even said they had me scheduled for deep muscle stimulation massage. Is it rude to tip? If so should I tip large and hope for a happy ending?

The thing that scares me the most is I was stupid enough to look into the procedure I'm having and it seems that during surgery I will be mounted in a halo. Need I say more?

You guy's keep making me feel better, I can't thank you guy's enough for this support in this fucking amazing thread. It's become somewhat of a chronicle of my story. All these years I thought I was lazy and in someway somewhat retarded. Fuck, turns out I just had Parkinson's Disease.

And you fuckers liked me before you knew there was an excuse. <<<<that right there is what the fuck FC is about!
 
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