Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Enchantre

Oil Painter
This is just about as "Open toe" as I go, if I'm even wearing shoes:

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mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Anything that could fit in or around the toosh comfortably, uses him like a pick! Quite the fellow my boy is....

But I wouldn't want anyone else by my side in this fight, sometimes it takes a little crazy to get the job done or win the battle. So, I figure since he's bat shit crazy I can't fucking fail. Plus, with a back up like Dork - it's a win win.

And I haven't even mentioned tweek....:ninja:
 

dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member
Imagine youre trying to pee in between these two shaking dudes, and they both turn at the same time & say 'hey arent you Dorkus_molorkus famous vapor legend?'
Now not only are my toes swimming in a golden shower but due to the shakes these guys have, I now need a rain coat, some goggles & a snorkel. (ship- back off the asparagus dude, it tastes weird)

Steel capped boots & a HAZMAT suit is the only way to fly!



my wife would regale you all with various tales, all of which would involve a violent expulsion of fluids at the most inopportune times. (back to the open toed shoe thing- you have been warned)

or perhaps the time I put a love bite smack bang in the middle of her forehead (think big red angry curry dot) & we went to some hippy markets (unfortunately the hippies for sale were of very poor quality)

While we were there, half a dozen tie dyed, sandlewood reeking, dreadlock sporting, mung bean eating, smelly hippies stalked my wife offering her all sorts of poultices, creams and soaps for her terrible skin condition.

or when I told our son that Santa had stopped by & I thought it was a home invasion and beat santa to death with a baseball bat & subsequently buried him under the floorboards. So obviously there will be massive big bags of presents from Santa no longer.
Cuz that mofo got his ass capped!:tup:

What can I say, Ima natural parent!:freak:
 
For sure they are bat shit crazy so I guess you are in good hands. I would love for there wives to come on and chime in on those two well and you as well :o
The horror,the horror!
My wife thinks I'm always on here so I can get the best deal on a black-market baby. We do have a barbecue coming up....:evil:
She also somehow found out that the entire Internet is run by Islamic fundamentalists and women aren't allowed. Don't know where she got that idea.
Seriously though,if my wife does ever wander in here be sure to f:)ck with her. Tell her this is a site for the "curious" and that I only stop in to see if my record for gerbil-stuffing still stands.
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