Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[momofthegoons]

Apparently reenacting this scene with the wife in the car, was not a wise idea

Some chicks just have no sense of humor...

 

[satyrday]

Apparently reenacting this scene with the wife in the car, was not a wise idea

LOL - I just had a conversation today with someone near and dear on this topic. Ladies just don't appreciate the wild drivin' unless you're rescuing them from danger or escaping a bank robbery.

 

[momofthegoons]

Or they're the ones driving.....

I just got a speeding ticket the other day. First one in a long time (which is a miracle). I got lucky though... he only gave me 5 over. I was really going more like 25 over.

 

[Tweek]

I am the maniac in the family. The one no one wants to drive with, yet the one that still gets asked to drive. Also the only one with no tickets or accidents **knock on wood**

 

[satyrday]

 

[Tweek]

I have to start driving as if there was a baby in the back seat.

 

[satyrday]

Once you get enough ginger pills jammed in your ear you will learn.

 

[Tweek]

Once you get enough ginger pills jammed in your ear you will learn.

I come from a long line of aggressive men. We should of all been sent back to the gladiator days for the pits. Heroes or not, we are only good at swinging the hammer.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

OMG!!! I am in some serious shit here too!
my wife is telling me that storming into dominoes pizza to abuse the bejesus outta the kid on the moped riding like valentino Rossi in a 20mph zone is classed as road rage.

muthafucker overtakes me on the inside in 20mph zone, and takes off like its a sports bike.
I went in there and pointed out that I would be more than happy to run his dickhead ass over next time.

fuckwit then assures me that he was doing the speed limit, I assured him that he was full of shit and is also a fucking idiot to boot.

18 year old punk ass scared the bejeebus outta me.
I then made the mistake of calling my wife & reminding her not to open the door to the cops. Just in case.
woops,

so now wifey is of the opinion that I spend too much time on my own, and is concerned that there is some sort of incident most times when I leave the house.

she has made out that I'm a common thug engaging in road rage. I view it as more of a community service

I guess I'm on the couch too. I really shouldn't backchat, I should know better.
I rarely get into trouble from her and I'm a dick a lot.

damn,

 

[grokit]

Apparently reenacting this scene with the wife in the car, was not a wise idea

Was it all of the sobbing when mel gibson pulled up behind you that got to her?

FUCK mel gibson!
Whoops wrong thread

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

I tell her at least ima not as angry as this bloke.
He is one cranky aussie

this is for brother mvapes and the shitster

this is for Tweek.
Guy gets drunk off his ass, wakes up in the morning in his bed with a tranny next to him and a serious case of denial.

His awesome flatmates record his horror as he tries to throw her out.
Tweek you might wanna give this guys some pointers, I know you have down to a fine art now.

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[momofthegoons]

Looks like you boys have some 'splaining to do................

 

[Vicki]

 

[Bob Loblaw]

 

[Vicki]

 

[Tweek]

Scarier than dragons...

 

[satyrday]

 

[Vicki]

 

[mvapes]

Damn kids....

 

[Vicki]

 

[Tweek]

20 more minutes to cherry pie.

 

[Stu]

20 more minutes to cherry pie.

Here's something to help you pass the time... Mmmm Cherry Pie.

 

[Vicki]

20 more minutes to cherry pie.

::gets her plate and fork ready::

 

[momofthegoons]

20 more minutes to cherry pie.

Trying to regain favor by cooking?