Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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dorkus_molorkus
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well fuck me, MIL left on saturday and took her stinky fucking feet with her.
Hooray!! right??
Nup today is tuesday & my wife has aired out the room for 2 days, on the 3rd day all the bedding was washed TWICE!
OMG its like the bog of eternal stench for sure! I just wanna fucken puke everytime the door is opened to the spare bedroom. Its creeps out like a malignant fog thru out the house.
WTF has this bitch fucking done??
We have searched the whole room for a manky sock or something
Its in the god damn fucking mattress.
Gotta get some febreeze & hope that does something.
Otherwise, ima chucking the mattress out.
when will this nightmare end??
Hooray!! right??
Nup today is tuesday & my wife has aired out the room for 2 days, on the 3rd day all the bedding was washed TWICE!
OMG its like the bog of eternal stench for sure! I just wanna fucken puke everytime the door is opened to the spare bedroom. Its creeps out like a malignant fog thru out the house.
WTF has this bitch fucking done??
We have searched the whole room for a manky sock or something
Its in the god damn fucking mattress.
Gotta get some febreeze & hope that does something.
Otherwise, ima chucking the mattress out.
when will this nightmare end??
satyrday
Well-Known Member
I just want the nude photos, tweek.I actually have a pretty good nude photo session story...perhaps one day when I have more time
The Vajay jay was much better in person.
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
hey tweek,
OMG, OMG! remember when we went to the phillipines,
and you fell in love with some Veejay that time too?
Turns out that while he was your ladyboy fiancee by night, he is also a fashion designer by day!
I did not see that coming!
did you??
Oh, Im sorry, Ladyboy has a dick, of course you did.
good to see he is trying to be positive & get on with his life after you give him AIDS.
He knew the difference between bukakke & karoke tho didnt he??
he didnt seem to care.
bwahahahahahahahaha!
OMG, OMG! remember when we went to the phillipines,
and you fell in love with some Veejay that time too?
Turns out that while he was your ladyboy fiancee by night, he is also a fashion designer by day!
I did not see that coming!
did you??
Oh, Im sorry, Ladyboy has a dick, of course you did.
good to see he is trying to be positive & get on with his life after you give him AIDS.
He knew the difference between bukakke & karoke tho didnt he??
he didnt seem to care.
bwahahahahahahahaha!
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hey tweek,
OMG, OMG! remember when we went to the phillipines,
and you fell in love with some Veejay that time too?
Turns out that while he was your ladyboy fiancee by night, he is also a fashion designer by day!
I did not see that coming!
did you??
Oh, Im sorry, Ladyboy has a dick, of course you did.
good to see he is trying to be positive & get on with his life after you give him AIDS.
He knew the difference between bukakke & karoke didnt he??
he didnt seem to care tho
bwahahahahahahahaha!
grokit
well-worn member
Man this thread is a bit of a roller coaster.
It reminds me of a saying by cary grant that I've come to identify with...
True story: I've been to a place called Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn Bar & Grill.
I have a theory about those that choose the nickname "dick"...
...but it's probably polluted by memories of my 2nd stepfather,
and a certain ex vice president.
It reminds me of a saying by cary grant that I've come to identify with...
True story: I've been to a place called Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn Bar & Grill.
I have a theory about those that choose the nickname "dick"...
...but it's probably polluted by memories of my 2nd stepfather,
and a certain ex vice president.
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RUDE BOY
Space is the Place
Dorkus if ya ain't really joking ........... Sounds more like night sweats . Good Luck !
She was having wet dreams about Molorkus's big Aussie salami.
RUDE BOY
Space is the Place
Sorry Tweek but even in Canada sharing with your parents is just OutRight Wrong .
Not like he has a choice. As a married man, he must do his duty.
And according to Penthouse, it's perfectly fine.
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
Married men have duties to their wives?
But of course. If Mrs. Molokus wants Dorky to bone her mother, then goddamnit, he better git in there, and show her his ghalick bulbs right quick.
Crikey!
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
woops it seems that Mrs Dorkus is a wee bit upset at the direction this has taken.
While she realises that if it wasnt her mother to which we are referring, it would be piss damn funny.
So, in an attempt to allay her fears & concerns, I assured her that I have only made any reference to her mother by using just MIL.
to which she answers, '' what no 'F'?''
err no sweetie............... if the feet are that bad, imagine what the genuine secretionous & humid areas are capable of?
Be like playing pool with a piece of rope while wearing a gasmask & a HAZMAT suit.
So, anyway, if we could just tone down the banging ye olde mother in law jokes?
Cuz if I really wanna puke I already have a stinky spare room to go die in,
without the need to dive on into that lukewarm frappe like petrie dish.
While she realises that if it wasnt her mother to which we are referring, it would be piss damn funny.
So, in an attempt to allay her fears & concerns, I assured her that I have only made any reference to her mother by using just MIL.
to which she answers, '' what no 'F'?''
err no sweetie............... if the feet are that bad, imagine what the genuine secretionous & humid areas are capable of?
Be like playing pool with a piece of rope while wearing a gasmask & a HAZMAT suit.
So, anyway, if we could just tone down the banging ye olde mother in law jokes?
Cuz if I really wanna puke I already have a stinky spare room to go die in,
without the need to dive on into that lukewarm frappe like petrie dish.
Bob Loblaw
Astralnaut
you can take that second pic as you like
Sorry Mrs. Molakus. We only aim to rib our ole pal Dorkus.
Edit: Look what you gone and made me done, Mrs. Molorbus. Double post.
