Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Tweek]

Vinny also had a sister with bug eyes who loved her coca cola. I was a horny 10 year old, so she looked good to me. I was out of luck though, since she was around 17.

All Vinny wanted to do was play this:

 

[momofthegoons]

Allllll..right you guys..... I'm hiding in the bedroom, vaping my brains out. The entire family has descended!

 

[Tweek]

Allllll..right you guys..... I'm hiding in the bedroom, vaping my brains out. The entire family has descended!

You gonna pop out of the bathroom all hiiiiiigh

 

[momofthegoons]

LOL!!!! It could be like the time I went out when my daughter had friends up here for the weekend. I showed them how to do the Twist, take their bra off without taking off their shirt....

Then I went skinny dipping. All I remember is three little girls with their eyes and mouths like saucers and my husband running behind me with a towel.....

Good times.

 

[Tweek]

Was he snapping it at you like a mad man?

 

[momofthegoons]

Noooo... he had a real worried look on his face. Jeez.... I was just trying to have some fun!

 

[satyrday]

 

[satyrday]

Vinny also had a sister with bug eyes who loved her coca cola. I was a horny 10 year old, so she looked good to me. I was out of luck though, since she was around 17.

All Vinny wanted to do was play this:

I remember hearing about this game on the old Atari 2600: Custer's Revenge. Only extremely pervy middle-aged men really owned it I think.

 

[Stu]

Anyone remember the original Leisure Suit Larry? I wasted so many hours on this game and don't regret a bit of it. Ol' Larry kinda reminds me of Tweak now that I think about it.

 

[mvapes]

I do Stu!

 

[satyrday]

Here's another not-quite classic from the 2600: Beat'Em & Eat'Em

That's some real hot stuff there.

Yes, the guy on the top is beating off, I'm afraid. I'll let you figure the rest out.

 

[Stu]

Some of you younger folks out there may not realize that this is what computers were used for before the internet came along to save us all with tons of porn.

 

[Tweek]

I loved those games

 

[satyrday]

I loved those games

Smug face reaching new levels of creepiness!

 

[Tweek]

Smug face reaching new levels of creepiness!

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Your Daily Dorkus Here!

 

[mvapes]

Remember this one...

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

In search of naked chicks for Tweek

 

[Tweek]

In search of naked chicks for Tweek

Standing on a hill, pointing a camera in the general direction of a father and his kids while saying "looking fer sum nekkid chicks" might not be the best idea

 

[satyrday]

Played the hell out of this one summer. Not many people were into it seems like.

 

[Vicki]

I spent so much of my youth here! I also spent a lot of money there too.

 

[Vicki]

 

[Enchantre]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/the-18-most-offensive-things-people-say-to-redheads

don't necessarily agree with all and/or their reasons, but it's a good starting point
and yes my crotch is FLAMING!

13. “Aren’t redheads related to Satan?”

This is my favorite.

Edit: closely followed by:

"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." -Mark Twain

My hubby has maintained since we got married that I was a cat in a (recent) previous life. I'm sure he's right.

 

[Stu]

I used to be a redhead until I got fuckin' old and grey.

 

[lwien]

I used to be a redhead until I got fuckin' old and grey.

You could always do it up like this: