Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Dreamerr

Dreamerr

Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
Dorkus, you can't even go take or as george carlin says give a shit cause you don't have a bathroom. I will be expecting a whole slew of really gross pictures from all of you now. Sorry for the touchy feely now back to fuck you. Eat shit roll over and die. Fishhead, fishhead rolly polly fishheads, fishheads fishheads eat them up yum...Dr. Demento is the man.
 
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Both of my daughters can sign, one of them (my 4 yr old) fluently. My younger one just said something to me using (which BTW my wife and I don't)sign. I used a translator and I am pretty sure she said if there's not an unlimited supply of ice cream in this house tomorrow than she tells the school about the weed!

Ugh!...




So, on another note. Rigidity blows...

Fuck you mr Parkinson!
 
momofthegoons

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
and Mom I am shocked you are involved TBH. you should know better.:D
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dorkus_molorkus

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lolz-I got outta that easy. :lol:

Hopefully, another 2-3days & Ill be able to poop in comfort again. Adios to the Im caught short & gotta poop right now bucket with the plastic bag in it,

sayonara to the other bucket that I pee in when its raining or late at night.

Via con dias to the fast food outlet bathrooms that allow to me perform my planned ablutions without purchase. As grateful as I am, you can def do better with the cleanliness angle (burger king, I am looking at you)

Thankyou to the trailer park that lets me shower for $3 a pop, no sign of any tinea yet but its early days.:tup:

I am never, ever doing a renovation again. anyone who does it for fun & profit needs their goddamn head read.
 
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Tweek

Well-Known Member
RUDE BOY said:
Yeah I was rude one day when all my alerts were crossposts , the poster didnt feel it was any of my business . Now I'm Labled a FC "Fanboy". what ever the fuck that means ?
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Salutations Rude Boy.

momofthegoons said:
Amen!!!!!

I also find age has magnified "it." Once I hit 50, I decided I wasn't going to do things I didn't want to do, or be with people I didn't want to see any more. I have the reputation of telling many people to fuck off. Therefore, I only have a couple of friends. Oh... I have many associates; but only a couple of true friends. But I feel rich for it. So much better than being around assholes you can't stand and acting like you're thrilled to see them or biting your tongue instead of "hurting" some superficial asshole in your life, even if they are family. :cool:

Nope. Shoot straight from the hip with no filter. That's the way to roll. :nod:
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I stopped caring about what most people think around the time I stopped taking showers and cutting my nails.

Seriously though, life is so much better just being who you are and not giving a rats ass about what the world thinks, isnt it? :D
 
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dorkus_molorkus

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Tweek said:
Salutations Rude Boy.
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With all due respect, If you are going to reference someones username then you should have decency to address them correctly.(apparently saying 'with all due respect' means I can say anything, right?)

For example- Salutations RUDE BOY.
I am sure RUDE BOY feels that you have disrespected him & you really should apologise for the imagined slight. If you cant take the time out to get someones username 100% correct before you address them, then IDK WTF we are going to do?
I mean, what are we animals? Do you not care enough to get this shit right?

Do not get me started on why a simple 'hello' is out of the question? :D
 
ShipDit

ShipDit

1%
Wow,this little trailer-park of a thread just won't die,cool! I'd be more active but I am suffering from a king-hell hangover due to a party that started Tuesday and ended when I passed out last night. But I'm not complaining,the parts I remember were great!
I need to puke some more,so I'll be back tomorrow to hang out with all my favorite freaks in this freak show of a thread.
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Tweek

Well-Known Member
dorkus_molorkus said:
With all due respect, If you are going to reference someones username then you should have decency to address them correctly.(apparently saying 'with all due respect' means I can say anything, right?)

For example- Salutations RUDE BOY.
I am sure RUDE BOY feels that you have disrespected him & you really should apologise for the imagined slight. If you cant take the time out to get someones username 100% correct before you address them, then IDK WTF we are going to do?
I mean, what are we animals? Do you not care enough to get this shit right?

Do not get me started on why a simple 'hello' is out of the question? :D
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Such a fan boy you are. :spliff:
 
Enchantre

Enchantre

Oil Painter
If I would have learned years ago, way before 50, just how to disconnect from the internal refrain of "What will people think?", I am quite sure I would be a healthier, happier, more emotionally balanced person.

As it is, well, no time like the present. and, I am presently learning to not give a shit.

Except, well, I DO give a shit care about other people, especially total nut-jobs like mvapes and Shipdit. Why? because I'm crazy, I suppose.
 
ShipDit

ShipDit

1%
5 mins. ago I was sound asleep,letting my body work out a weeks worth of chemical obscenities. House is pitch black and totaly silent. Then I realized that at some point I had shit my pants. Or someone else had shit them. Or I had put on someone else's shitty pants. One thing is clear,whoever shit them had done a good job. Lower back,butt and legs,all shitted with what felt like a massive amount of whatever I had eaten. It was still pretty wet and judging by the lack of crusting pretty fresh. It's also cold. Whoever had shit my pants had done it less than 2 hours ago,and done it with skill. Now the hard part,roll of the couch and try to get to the shower without dripping shit all over the carpet. Moved legs off the couch and felt feces flowing down to ankles. This is so bad,so much shit there's no way to avoid spreading shit all the way to the shower. That's why ive decided to go back to sleep and save the horror until morning,when my wife can enjoy it with me. Yep,I'll just drift back into my coma until I can share this with her. Good call man,good call.

This is not fiction,I'm covered in shit and still hung over. Right now I'm laying in someone's shit.
Damn I throw good parties!
 
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