TWO WONGS DON'T MAKE A RICE. A TWEEK TALE:
"What is wong with you wang? Why you no get proper rice? Go back and get proper rice, wang!"
"What you mean it wong rice? Wang know his rice, and that rice not wong!"
"You wong in the head, wang!"
Wang lets out a sigh and grumbles
"Fine. Wang go back. Show me right way, so I do no wong again."