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florduh
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6 million people have died in this war
This is exactly how the media will cover the coming Climate Horrors. A million Indians die over the course of a few hours when a power outage coincides with a wet bulb humidity event. Headlines in America: "Why this is GOOD news for the world's carbon footprint! Anyway...here's how you can double your airline miles with one WEIRD trick! And you won't BELIEVE what KPOP Stars look like now!!"
This is exactly how the media will cover the coming Climate Horrors. A million Indians die over the course of a few hours when a power outage coincides with a wet bulb humidity event. Headlines in America: "Why this is GOOD news for the world's carbon footprint! Anyway...here's how you can double your airline miles with one WEIRD trick! And you won't BELIEVE what KPOP Stars look like now!!"
florduh
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Israeli Evidence of Hamas Command Center in al-Shifa Hospital Falls Short: Report
A Washington Post investigation found no proof of a Hamas command center under al-Shifa Hospital following Israel’s attack on the medical complex.
www.rollingstone.com
One month ago
Biden defends Israel incursion into al-Shifa hospital against Hamas ‘headquarters’
President Biden put his support behind Israel’s incursion into al-Shifa hospital in Gaza on Wednesday, saying Hamas had committed the “first war crime” by making the health facility a c…
thehill.com
it's giving...
florduh
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The hard-hitting journalists over at Fox News, the most watched news network in the most powerful country on earth, invited a British sorcerer on air to do a tarot card reading on Trump's future. It did not go well.
florduh
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CNN Runs Gaza Coverage Past Jerusalem Team Operating Under Shadow of IDF Censor
The Jerusalem bureau has long reviewed all CNN stories relating to Israel and Palestine. Now, it’s helping shape the network’s coverage of the war.
theintercept.com
Marlon Rando
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Trust the science, oops my bad that's a sausage, lmfao!
Radwin Bodnic
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CNN Runs Gaza Coverage Past Jerusalem Team Operating Under Shadow of IDF Censor
The Jerusalem bureau has long reviewed all CNN stories relating to Israel and Palestine. Now, it’s helping shape the network’s coverage of the war.
Saleh Al-Arouri: Hamas says senior leader killed in attack in southern Beirut | CNN
Hamas said Tuesday that one of its senior leaders has been killed in an attack in the south of the Lebanese capital Beirut, raising fears of a potential escalation in fighting in the region.
IDF proven that they were able to perform surgical strikes in Lebanon. One strike : one hamas top officials dead.
So why are they bombing every square meter in Gaza ? No surgery here. Only butchery. They showed the world their real intention there.
Honestly, given the political influence of Israel, I doubt the hearing in the Hague can do anything. And that's a shame.
In Genocide Case Against Israel at The Hague, the U.S. Is the Unnamed Co-Conspirator
South Africa laid out a meticulous case detailing Israel’s genocidal intent. The U.S. supported it all.
theintercept.com
florduh
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Or....whatever happened to Mossad? The leaders of Hamas keep doing press conferences at fancy news studios in Qatar. Have Mossad poison their room service at whatever 5 star hotel they're staying at.
Because this entire "war" has nothing to do with Hamas or the hostages. I don't even think it's about the butchery itself. No, the point is to destroy every building and every bit of life supporting infrastructure in Gaza. That way there can be some level of international support for moving every surviving Gazan to refugee camps outside of the borders of Israel. In other words, it's an ethnic cleansing campaign. That the US government is throwing their full support behind.
The International Court of Justice is sort of a joke. But I find this whole thing terrifying. If the ICJ denies South Africa's petition, it will not only embolden Netanyahu. But also other tyrants around the world, who will see that the international community has no problem with crimes against humanity.
This is a terrifying proposition at the exact time fascism is again rearing its ugly head around the planet. And if you look around at US mainstream media, no one is covering this extremely consequential story.
The Intercept is an exception. Here's one of their reporters asking a State Department spokesman if he and other US officials are afraid of being charged as accomplices to war crimes.
Bologna
(zombie) Woof.
Unsettling PETA Ad Features Sobbing Burger Giving Man Blow Job
NORFOLK, VA—In a dark, 30-second spot that has reportedly shocked and disgusted millions of viewers, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals ran an unsettling ad Friday in which a sobbing hamburger is seen giving a man a blow job. “Does this look ethical to you?” read words that appear...
www.theonion.com
florduh
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Well that's sure an interesting way to spin the story.
The International Court of Justice found it is "plausible" that Israel is committing a genocide. That's the headline, Fake News New York Times.
This ICJ proceeding was akin to a grand jury in the US Justice system. They issued an indictment. For genocide. There will be a full trial and verdict at a later date.
UN court says it's 'plausible' Israel committed genocide in Gaza | Africanews
The ruling amounted to an overwhelming rebuke of Israel’s wartime conduct and added to mounting international pressure to halt the nearly 4-month-old offensive, which has killed more than 26,000 Palestinians
While the court did not explicitly say the word "ceasefire", it will be impossible for Israel to comply with the court's orders without a ceasefire.
florduh
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How accurate is Punxsutawney Phil? His Groundhog Day predictions aren't great, data shows.
The famed Punxsutawney Phil gives us his winter weather prediction every Groundhog Day, but historically, the results aren't all that reliable.
www.usatoday.com
Fake News USA Today is shitting on Punxsutawney Phil for batting .390
Those are Hall of Famer numbers. Ty Cobb's lifetime average was .366
florduh
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Barack Obama's favorite columnist, who gets paid $300k per year.
To summarize:
Netanyahu is an adorable lemur
America is a noble lion
And Arabs are all various kinds of bugs we need to exterminate
Very cool, very normal stuff
Edit: Apoogies to Mr. Friedman, I didn't realize 2002 level Islamophobia was back on the menu.
To summarize:
Netanyahu is an adorable lemur
America is a noble lion
And Arabs are all various kinds of bugs we need to exterminate
Very cool, very normal stuff
Edit: Apoogies to Mr. Friedman, I didn't realize 2002 level Islamophobia was back on the menu.
Dearborn mayor calls for increased police in response to Wall Street Journal opinion piece
An increased number of police patrols are monitoring the streets of Dearborn today after an opinion article posted by the Wall Street Journal.
www.freep.com
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florduh
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Fox has transitioned from inciting hate crimes to televising them live on air.
Good thing there are no troubling historical precedents for guys all wearing the same color shirts and doing violence to minority groups.
apnews.com
So the guy wasn't even an "illegal". Just a random brown citizen. Very cool, very normal stuff
Good thing there are no troubling historical precedents for guys all wearing the same color shirts and doing violence to minority groups.
On live TV, Guardian Angels rough up a man in Times Square then misidentify him as a 'migrant'
The disturbance played out as Curtis Sliwa, founder of the anti-crime patrol group, was speaking to Sean Hannity.
So the guy wasn't even an "illegal". Just a random brown citizen. Very cool, very normal stuff
florduh
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florduh
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really good deal 
www.theonion.com
Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings
WASHINGTON—Telling Americans that they must act now to avoid losing out on the chance of a lifetime, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas announced at a press conference Monday a 50% discount on all favorable rulings. “Today and today only, I’m offering half off on tilting any jurisprudence in...
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