Fake News

[macbill]

 

[Bologna]

(Alex Jones and Ben Shapiro)

@m_art_in_5.0 on Instagram: "Last slide Alex Jones and Ben Shapiro"

2,528 likes, 158 comments - m_art_in_5.0 on April 29, 2024: "Last slide Alex Jones and Ben Shapiro".

www.instagram.com

 

[macbill]

 

[gangababa]

I was stumped. Is this a picture or a joke? It is only fake until true; like marvelous African elephants barely known in 14th century euro-politics.

Companion set to the 'Bleach-blonde-bad-butch-body-builder' action figure found in the Satellite Spy Laser Collection; sold at better War-Surplus stores everywhere.

 

[macbill]

 

[Bologna]

 

[Bologna]

 

[florduh]

We should totally keep giving these guys every bomb they ask for, they're super responsible with them!

Bibi after he does his weekly incineration of a tent full of toddlers:

 

[florduh]

Listen up, Jack! When you're famous, they let ya do it!

 

[gangababa]

 

[florduh]

Exactly. I guess Joe Brandon just wanted it more than Donnie

Republican voters: if Brandon was able to steal the election from you while Trump was President, why do you think you even have a chance in Hell with the Demonrats running things?

You probably shouldn't even bother with this election, guys. There are some great cruise deals in November

 

[florduh]

 

[macbill]

 

[florduh]

The Supreme Court has offered us a boon

 

[florduh]

You know it's a wild news week when this isn't the Top Story:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1808064066398691718

 

[gangababa]

Available at your favorite Fake-news-stand. Or not. The issue is already reselling on eBay.

And yes this may be real, confirmed by artificial intelligence and Google and The New Republic magazine.
All of which may not be real.

 

[florduh]

 

[florduh]

An IDF soldier set an attack dog on dude guy, then watched him slowly bleed to death. Deranged headline.

 

[florduh]

well now I just have more questions!

 

[florduh]

‘Really, Really, Really Happy For You, Kamala,’ Says Hillary Clinton, Not Letting Go Of Handshake

WASHINGTON—Doing her best to appear elated while a large, throbbing vein protruded from her forehead, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said she was ‘really, really, really happy’ for Vice President Kamala Harris as she shook the presumptive Democratic nominee’s hand and refused to let...

theonion.com

 

[florduh]

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

theonion.com

 

[macbill]

 

[macbill]

 

[florduh]

Trump Avoids Answering Hard Questions By Pretending He Shot In Ear Again

PHILADELPHIA—Deflecting moderators’ efforts to pin down his policy positions during Tuesday’s presidential debate, Donald Trump reportedly avoided difficult questions throughout the evening by pretending he had just taken another bullet to the ear. “What? I honestly can’t hear you right now...

theonion.com

 

[macbill]