7+ Years of Work for this Vaporizer Ecosystem

2tiki

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It is fucking comical this thread still has legs... based on the responses above, I would not buy a toothpick from this manufacturer. They sell hype, this is not for an experienced user.
What if that toothpick was also a spoon and a straw and allowed you to transcend the eating experience while elevating the mood in your mouth?
 

davesmith

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Glass Blower
You lot crack me up 😂😂

Agreed, we probably won’t see these guys again. This really isn’t the place to spout that marketing bullshit.
 

dude_de

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Oh oh, so we can only use very specific batteries specially matched to this device, there are too many 18650 batteries out there that might provide a wrong voltage.

So, guys, tell me: is this more marketing drivel to sell your stash of batteries or do you really not understand that voltage is not the problem with 18650 batteries?

So, what are the temperatures? The temperatures range from 1.8V to 3.7V. Please, make this stop.

It's practically impossible to manufacture a glass chamber? That's certainly somewhat surprising.

Let's see what other little gems of wisdom the video might contain.
 
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Oh, but the cherry is very much already on top.

Over in r/vaporents, a u/KingNAB3 is running amok like a loose gremlin. In his desperation, he is commenting on every beginner "Which vape should I buy??!" threads, pretending to be his own happy customer, writing up false recommendations for his own unmarketable product. He has now resorted to telling individual Redditors to buy his product under false pretenses (obviously still not remotely providing any qualitative information about the "thing" he is trying to sell, just more marketing babble.)

Feel free to give him your thoughts on this (and reports to the r/vaporents mods). This would be much more comical if there wasn't actual danger of a beginner being tricked into giving him $400.

He is using the same username to both promote his product as the owner, AND as a fake customer. If his DHV manufacturing abilities match his marketing skills, I have my doubts the thing would even turn on?

I've been a long-time lurker, both here and r/vaporents, but this was too good to share to NOT make an account.
 
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2tiki

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Take note other vape makers. If you need an "influencer" to review your product by mostly repeating your ad copy, Table Top Bong is the one for you!

He mentions the "intentionality". Because, I suppose every other vape is for people who have no intention when in use.

He says it's for those with "intention" because it's slow to heat up. Slow to heat up is a feature according to TTB.

I'll remember not to factor in TTB's videos when considering future purchases.
 

stonedBBer

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Take note other vape makers. If you need an "influencer" to review your product by mostly repeating your ad copy, Table Top Bong is the one for you!

He mentions the "intentionality". Because, I suppose every other vape is for people who have no intention when in use.

He says it's for those with "intention" because it's slow to heat up. Slow to heat up is a feature according to TTB.

I'll remember not to factor in TTB's videos when considering future purchases.
Hope people remember this shit
 

Custom Flower Hardware

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Manufacturer
Take note other vape makers. If you need an "influencer" to review your product by mostly repeating your ad copy, Table Top Bong is the one for you!

He mentions the "intentionality". Because, I suppose every other vape is for people who have no intention when in use.

He says it's for those with "intention" because it's slow to heat up. Slow to heat up is a feature according to TTB.

I'll remember not to factor in TTB's videos when considering future purchases.
Lee is the man. He sells bongs bro. He's a nice guy too. Sounds like you have your opinion, as I have mine.:tup:
Edit: Hey grass yes you should remove these posts that are inflammatory against Lee as they have no place in the product thread. And to hit like on posts like that really compromises your integrity as a mod IMHO. :)
 

zeebudz

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Take note other vape makers. If you need an "influencer" to review your product by mostly repeating your ad copy, Table Top Bong is the one for you!

He mentions the "intentionality". Because, I suppose every other vape is for people who have no intention when in use.

He says it's for those with "intention" because it's slow to heat up. Slow to heat up is a feature according to TTB.

I'll remember not to factor in TTB's videos when considering future purchases.

I usually like Lee's videos, well done device overviews and excellent vape optimizing tips. Always aware, however, that he never seriously criticizes any vapes he reviews.

But this one was filled with so much meaningless verbiage (especially while he waited the 2 minutes for the herb chamber to heat) it was hard to listen to.

The product does have some clever engineering nonetheless.
 

Custom Flower Hardware

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Manufacturer
I usually like Lee's videos, well done device overviews and excellent vape optimizing tips. Always aware, however, that he never seriously criticizes any vapes he reviews.

But this one was filled with so much meaningless verbiage (especially while he waited the 2 minutes for the herb chamber to heat) it was hard to listen to.

The product does have some clever engineering nonetheless.
Surely. He sells bongs. He is very nice and I can't see him bashing any vape. Here's some food for thought...a vape will always stand on its own. Not mine nor your words will make a vape anything but what it is. In turn, not mine nor your words can ever take away from what a vape is. So whoever is "reviewing" a vape take that into context. There is only one person that has actually spent his own money on every vape out for 14 years. Fact. Other reviewers, well, maybe get them for free? :)
 
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borbjorbis

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On the website's About page:

"The call of the Mixturus is a siren song to the seekers, the dreamers, and the creators. It whispers of untold stories, of shared moments and solo journeys."

Gosh... I guess GPT still doesn't understand basic metaphors. Hallelujah. Actually, "siren song" is a somewhat apt metaphor to describe bullshit marketing verbiage, so maybe these guys are actually meta geniuses.

Then again, I can't think of anything more nauseating and unalluring than pretentious copy, so maybe not after all. Either way this ship's bound to wreck.
 
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