The Ascent Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by Vapinghole, Feb 28, 2013.

  1. nigel Proponent for Accuracy and Discovery

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    Spoilsport. :p

    Contest or not, I'm lol'ing at quite a few of these. Good work folks!
  2. JCat Well-Known Member

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    Part 3:
    FedEx says today
    Not convinced, four-twenty now
    I'm really anxious

    Edit: (sorry about the unrelated posts .... the haiku's just inspired me to share my anxiety about whether my Cera will make it today or not ... not to mention my Cloud ... I'll post one with a result within the hour :))
  3. 559stonerr Active Member

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    Patiently waiting
    to ascent me to the clouds
    with an all glass path

    that was fun:peace:
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  4. Donny187 Chris

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    Great idea with the poems. I usually write longer ones but sticking with the spirit, here's my shot.


    March 31st
    Celebrating with Ascent
    Easter Bunny came
  5. JCat Well-Known Member

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    Thank god thread is split
    Felt bad posting in main thread
    Eased my rising guilt
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  6. lwien Well-Known Member

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    Ascent me to the moon
    Let me play among the stars
    Let me see what spring is like with some Lemon Haze and Cuban cigars

    Haiku? Naw.........non Haiku.
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  7. Tweek Doesn't read very well

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    I feel a quiver
    In my purple pantaloons
    An ascent is near
  8. green2brown Well-Known Member

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    Electric shaver -
    He's sucking on it. What the?
    "Ascend to the clouds!"
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  9. PB88123 Vaporist

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    I hear a whisper
    That on March 31
    There will be an Ascent

    Out of nowhere
    Comes something so powerful
    Many will rejoice

    The vapors will rise
    Up to the heavens
    Happy Easter
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  10. iamn3ko Well-Known Member

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    I want the Ascent
    Real Crocodile skin
    One day, oh, one day

    All glass vapor path
    With clean and fresh hits for me
    Chill and medicate

    Digital temp read
    4 hour battery life
    Fits in your pocket

    Ascent to the sky
    Stay and play for a while
    Ain't never gonna come down



    Edit: just realized my last one is similar to Iwiens, cept the cigar part. Sorry!
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  11. VaPeD&CoNfUsEd Well-Known Member

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    Oil in the ascent
    Bubbling vapor rises
    Sooooo medicated
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  12. green2brown Well-Known Member

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    I once had a Pax.
    My bowl cooked without a hit.
    There must be better.

    I bought a WISPR.
    It broke immediately.
    Let's keep up my search.

    Preorder a Cera,
    Count the weeks passing on by.
    Get my money back.

    Now where to look next?
    Atop the portable throne!
    The on-the-go king!

    With a glass air path
    Made for herb and concentrate,
    Ascent reigns supreme.
  13. mvapes Jedhi member of FC's 1%

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I love weed
    and obviously you all do too....
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  14. rufus Member

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    nice ones green2brown :lol:

    i'm bummed this got split, i was just certain my haiku was going to compel someone to post a video ;)
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  15. ShipDit Sith Lord of the FC 1%

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    A vaping horseman
    sits atop a big trapeze
    slowly passing gas.
  16. JCat Well-Known Member

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    Cera here, still no Cloud
    Maybe Cera is cloudy?
    Surely Ascent is!

    (Yeah! Had to track down the FedEx delivery guy at his house ... but I got my Cera ... still no Cloud but maybe tomorrow ... and at least the driver knows not to send it back now if it shows up next week when I'm gone)
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  17. Pierce New Member

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    Where is my Ascent
    It is in a factory
    Can't wait to toke it
  18. mvapes Jedhi member of FC's 1%

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    Artie fartie went to a party
    and all the farts were there
    Rooty Tooty layed a beuty
    and they went out for air.....
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  19. Vaperingsofmymind New Member

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    Consumed by angst
    Only it can liberate me
    Please free Me Ascent
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  20. Yoshi Woah

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    The Ascent looks great
    Wish it was out already
    I need a new vape.
  21. salivape Member

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    My lifes not complete
    the ascent will fill the void
    hurry up da vinci

    not really a poem just a general statement!
  22. mvapes Jedhi member of FC's 1%

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    Please no more vapes
    I cant afford it
    MJ isnt the only green I burn through
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  23. Quetzalcoatl drop beats and bhombs

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    vaporizing herb
    suddenly combustion, fuck
    cough cough cough hack cry

    :zzz:
  24. Reflections Active Member

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    We've answered your dreams
    Heres what you have desired
    The Ideal Ascent!!
  25. overvaped Vapor evangelist

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    That one, is not stealth
    this one, does not last enough
    the Ascent, has it all

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