The Ascent Haiku Thread

Spoilsport.

Contest or not, I'm lol'ing at quite a few of these. Good work folks!

Part 3:
FedEx says today
Not convinced, four-twenty now
I'm really anxious

Edit: (sorry about the unrelated posts .... the haiku's just inspired me to share my anxiety about whether my Cera will make it today or not ... not to mention my Cloud ... I'll post one with a result within the hour )

Patiently waiting
to ascent me to the clouds
with an all glass path

that was fun

Great idea with the poems. I usually write longer ones but sticking with the spirit, here's my shot.


March 31st
Celebrating with Ascent
Easter Bunny came

Thank god thread is split
Felt bad posting in main thread
Eased my rising guilt

Ascent me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like with some Lemon Haze and Cuban cigars

Haiku? Naw.........non Haiku.

I feel a quiver
In my purple pantaloons
An ascent is near

Electric shaver -
He's sucking on it. What the?
"Ascend to the clouds!"

I hear a whisper
That on March 31
There will be an Ascent

Out of nowhere
Comes something so powerful
Many will rejoice

The vapors will rise
Up to the heavens
Happy Easter

I want the Ascent
Real Crocodile skin
One day, oh, one day

All glass vapor path
With clean and fresh hits for me
Chill and medicate

Digital temp read
4 hour battery life
Fits in your pocket

Ascent to the sky
Stay and play for a while
Ain't never gonna come down



Edit: just realized my last one is similar to Iwiens, cept the cigar part. Sorry!

Oil in the ascent
Bubbling vapor rises
Sooooo medicated

I once had a Pax.
My bowl cooked without a hit.
There must be better.

I bought a WISPR.
It broke immediately.
Let's keep up my search.

Preorder a Cera,
Count the weeks passing on by.
Get my money back.

Now where to look next?
Atop the portable throne!
The on-the-go king!

With a glass air path
Made for herb and concentrate,
Ascent reigns supreme.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love weed
and obviously you all do too....

nice ones green2brown

i'm bummed this got split, i was just certain my haiku was going to compel someone to post a video

A vaping horseman
sits atop a big trapeze
slowly passing gas.

Cera here, still no Cloud
Maybe Cera is cloudy?
Surely Ascent is!

(Yeah! Had to track down the FedEx delivery guy at his house ... but I got my Cera ... still no Cloud but maybe tomorrow ... and at least the driver knows not to send it back now if it shows up next week when I'm gone)

Where is my Ascent
It is in a factory
Can't wait to toke it

Artie fartie went to a party
and all the farts were there
Rooty Tooty layed a beuty
and they went out for air.....

Consumed by angst
Only it can liberate me
Please free Me Ascent

The Ascent looks great
Wish it was out already
I need a new vape.

My lifes not complete
the ascent will fill the void
hurry up da vinci

not really a poem just a general statement!

Please no more vapes
I cant afford it
MJ isnt the only green I burn through

vaporizing herb
suddenly combustion, fuck
cough cough cough hack cry

We've answered your dreams
Heres what you have desired
The Ideal Ascent!!

That one, is not stealth
this one, does not last enough
the Ascent, has it all