The Ascent Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by Vapinghole, Feb 28, 2013.

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  1. Vapinghole Low-Temp Hempist

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    ShipDit inspired me to spew a Pineapple-inspired haiku:

    I so want this vape
    The miVape is lost
    My wallet suffers
    Vapinghole, Feb 28, 2013
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  2. ShipDit Proud felon since the 1970's

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    Shakespear would be proud.....:)
    ShipDit, Feb 28, 2013
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  3. iamn3ko Well-Known Member

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    Not of thy spelling, though. ;)
    iamn3ko, Feb 28, 2013
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  4. ShipDit Proud felon since the 1970's

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    ^^^:rofl:^^^
    ShipDit, Feb 28, 2013
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  5. stickstones Wasted

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    Pineapple inspired...is that where the missing syllables are?
    stickstones, Feb 28, 2013
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  6. ExZen Member

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    Not to be a jerk...but Haiku's are 5-7-5.
    ExZen, Feb 28, 2013
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  7. Vapinghole Low-Temp Hempist

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    Side note: you and sticks are mistaking syllables for "on," which are not the same. Common haiku misperception. Not to imply mine was 100% correct. I was extremely high after all. I guess you could call that my "high-ku."

    Now, back to the pending Ascent release...
    Vapinghole, Feb 28, 2013
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  8. lwien Well-Known Member

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    Los Angeles Tower to Flight 420. You have veered off course by 15 degrees and will soon disappear from ground control radar. Please correct. Please correct. Over......

    Flight 420 to LAX. We have lost all hydraulic control. Elevators stuck in up position. We are approaching 48,000 feet. All back up systems seems to have failed. We have 11,306 souls on board. Please notify next of kin. Over........

    LAX to 420. We copy. God speed........

    Flight 420 to LAX. Huh?
    lwien, Feb 28, 2013
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  9. ExZen Member

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    I didn't say anything about syllables, Haiku are 5-7-5 on. Not sure why you quoted me as though you were correcting me...

    Regarding the Ascent, the only thing left I really want to see in action now is the hinge and latching mechanism for the bottom portion. I'm sure it'll be something robust, but would love to have a closer look at it all the same.
    ExZen, Feb 28, 2013
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  10. Reflections Member

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    ok heres my try at a cpl of haiku...lol



    I want my Ascent!
    expelling clouds of vapor
    An Afternoon past

    ...............

    Da Vinci comes through
    amazing us once again
    proudly the ascent
    Reflections, Feb 28, 2013
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  11. JoeKickass Well-Known Member

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    I don't know what a haiku is,
    Man I wish you could email THC,
    I really don't know what a haiku is.
    JoeKickass, Feb 28, 2013
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  12. nigel Proponent for Accuracy and Discovery

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    Brilliant!! I love the Haiku's you guys are posting. :clap: I approve of this as a contest :) and look forward to reading eveyone's contributions. This could be fun this weekend.

    Allow me to throw my hat in the ring:


    ascending to novel hights
    I reach for the clouds
    from pocket comes my Ascent

    nigel, Feb 28, 2013
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  13. SteezyJ Member

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    Right now I'm flying solo
    I vape day and night cause yolo
    Ascend from the heavens above
    SteezyJ, Feb 28, 2013
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  14. stickstones Wasted

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    how hard is it to write a three line poem with 5, 7 and 5 syllables? Fuckin stoners...gotta love us!
    stickstones, Feb 28, 2013
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  15. ExZen Member

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    Reaching unknown heights
    The journey is it's reward
    Waiting is hardest
    ExZen, Feb 28, 2013
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  16. VaPeD&CoNfUsEd Well-Known Member

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    writing a haiku
    vaped some green in my solo
    refrigerator


    I sure would like to change "solo" to "ascent"!!!!! Hint hint davinci!
    VaPeD&CoNfUsEd, Feb 28, 2013
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  17. Stu Maconheiro

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    What is a haiku?

    :peace:
    Stu, Feb 28, 2013
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  18. rufus Member

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    i want to believe.
    soon there will be video.
    will we see big clouds ?
    rufus, Feb 28, 2013
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  19. stickstones Wasted

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    Why you write haiku?
    There is no ascent contest.
    Dumb fuckin stoners.
    stickstones, Feb 28, 2013
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  20. rufus Member

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    i only write to....
    hopefully inspire someone...
    to post a cloud clip :D
    rufus, Feb 28, 2013
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  21. SteezyJ Member

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    This thread turned into poetry 101 haha
    SteezyJ, Feb 28, 2013
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  22. 2clicker Type 1a Supernova

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    i NEED to win this
    or else i will get divorced
    please let me win this :cool:
    2clicker, Feb 28, 2013
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  23. VaPeD&CoNfUsEd Well-Known Member

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    Thinking of ascent
    Like to see a video!
    Come on davinci!
    VaPeD&CoNfUsEd, Feb 28, 2013
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  24. Crohnie Well-Known Member

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    Roses are not red,
    Violets are not blue when I'm
    Not vaping with you.
    Crohnie, Feb 28, 2013
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  25. JCat Well-Known Member

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    Should maybe get an Ascent
    Waiting for FedEx

    Edit: Part 2
    Thanks to MiniVAP
    Keeping me going while waiting
    Some other vapes too
    JCat, Feb 28, 2013
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