The Ascent Haiku Thread

[Vapinghole]

ShipDit inspired me to spew a Pineapple-inspired haiku:

I so want this vape
The miVape is lost
My wallet suffers

 

[ShipDit]

Shakespear would be proud.....

 

[iamn3ko]

Shakespear would be proud.....

Not of thy spelling, though.

 

[ShipDit]

^^^^^^

 

[stickstones]

ShipDit inspired me to spew a Pineapple-inspired haiku:

I so want this vape
The miVape is lost
My wallet suffers

Pineapple inspired...is that where the missing syllables are?

 

[ExZen]

ShipDit inspired me to spew a Pineapple-inspired haiku:

I so want this vape
The miVape is lost
My wallet suffers

Not to be a jerk...but Haiku's are 5-7-5.

 

[Vapinghole]

Not to be a jerk...but Haiku's are 5-7-5.

Side note: you and sticks are mistaking syllables for "on," which are not the same. Common haiku misperception. Not to imply mine was 100% correct. I was extremely high after all. I guess you could call that my "high-ku."

Now, back to the pending Ascent release...

 

[lwien]

Los Angeles Tower to Flight 420. You have veered off course by 15 degrees and will soon disappear from ground control radar. Please correct. Please correct. Over......

Flight 420 to LAX. We have lost all hydraulic control. Elevators stuck in up position. We are approaching 48,000 feet. All back up systems seems to have failed. We have 11,306 souls on board. Please notify next of kin. Over........

LAX to 420. We copy. God speed........

Flight 420 to LAX. Huh?

 

[ExZen]

Side note: you and sticks are mistaking syllables for "on," which are not the same. Common haiku misperception. Not to imply mine was 100% correct. I was extremely high after all. I guess you could call that my "high-ku."

Now, back to the pending Ascent release...

I didn't say anything about syllables, Haiku are 5-7-5 on. Not sure why you quoted me as though you were correcting me...

Regarding the Ascent, the only thing left I really want to see in action now is the hinge and latching mechanism for the bottom portion. I'm sure it'll be something robust, but would love to have a closer look at it all the same.

 

[Reflections]

ok heres my try at a cpl of haiku...lol



I want my Ascent!
expelling clouds of vapor
An Afternoon past

...............

Da Vinci comes through
amazing us once again
proudly the ascent

 

[JoeKickass]

I don't know what a haiku is,
Man I wish you could email THC,
I really don't know what a haiku is.

 

[nigel]

Brilliant!! I love the Haiku's you guys are posting. I approve of this as a contest and look forward to reading eveyone's contributions. This could be fun this weekend.

Allow me to throw my hat in the ring:

ascending to novel hights​

I reach for the clouds​

from pocket comes my Ascent​

​

 

[SteezyJ]

Right now I'm flying solo
I vape day and night cause yolo
Ascend from the heavens above

 

[stickstones]

how hard is it to write a three line poem with 5, 7 and 5 syllables? Fuckin stoners...gotta love us!

 

[ExZen]

Reaching unknown heights
The journey is it's reward
Waiting is hardest

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

writing a haiku
vaped some green in my solo
refrigerator


I sure would like to change "solo" to "ascent"!!!!! Hint hint davinci!

 

[Stu]

Munchies kicking in...
Where did I put my damn keys?
What is a haiku?

 

[rufus]

i want to believe.
soon there will be video.
will we see big clouds ?

 

[stickstones]

Why you write haiku?
There is no ascent contest.
Dumb fuckin stoners.

 

[rufus]

i only write to....
hopefully inspire someone...
to post a cloud clip

 

[SteezyJ]

This thread turned into poetry 101 haha

 

[2clicker]

i NEED to win this
or else i will get divorced
please let me win this

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

Thinking of ascent
Like to see a video!
Come on davinci!

 

[Crohnie]

Roses are not red,
Violets are not blue when I'm
Not vaping with you.

 

[JCat]

No Clouds, no Cera
Should maybe get an Ascent
Waiting for FedEx

Edit: Part 2
Thanks to MiniVAP
Keeping me going while waiting
Some other vapes too