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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by Vicki, Oct 10, 2015.

  1. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    That's why you want to do it MY WAY. 'Cause when we do it your way, in short, we're fucked.
    We can work it out.
     
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  2. mccringleberry

    mccringleberry Well-Known Member

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    Have any of you guys seen the inside of a ladies public restroom? Holy shit, they have towel hangers, padded benches, cupholders, lava lamps, a mini fridge, pool table, a tiny Asian lady who gives foot rubs, the list goes on...
     
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  3. Vicki

    Vicki Herbal Alchemist

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    It’s been a while since I posted in this thread, and I started it 3 years ago. LOL
     
  4. Diggy Smalls

    Diggy Smalls Notorious

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    This looks like a neat invention...
     
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  5. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    Gas stations have been using them for years to prep their restrooms.
     
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  6. Diggy Smalls

    Diggy Smalls Notorious

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    Do you have to rent the urinal pooper or is it gratis?
     
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  7. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    They've had a problem with people eating urinal crystals. They can't keep them installed.
     
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  8. Diggy Smalls

    Diggy Smalls Notorious

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    What the hell? Where in the world is this happening? Why is anyone eating something out of a urinal?

    It can't be to get high, no one can be that desperate, right? "It's cool, rinse off the pubes and it tastes alright. Lemon flavor."
     
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  9. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    In a restroom in a tavern some years ago, someone had scrawled, "Please Don't Eat the Urinal Crystals" on the wall. I thought that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen on a restroom wall.
     
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  10. Diggy Smalls

    Diggy Smalls Notorious

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    Yeah that's pretty funny lol
     
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  11. RUDE BOY

    RUDE BOY Space is the Place

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    I've seen this on signs in a couple bar restrooms but it said "please don't eat the Urinal Cakes".
     
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  12. Diggy Smalls

    Diggy Smalls Notorious

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    Urinal cake sounds like food. Disgusting food no one should ever make or eat.
     
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  13. Helios

    Helios Well-Known Member

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    people will put almost anything in their mouths, I Chef/Cater events/parties, and regularly attempt to instruct waiters to explicitly tell the patrons that garnish on the passing tray for Hors D' oeuvres are not to be eaten, still they will eat the garden picked flowers used to garnish the food tray :doh: even after years of minimizing the non food garnish people still eat the Flowers! its human nature to stick things in their mouths edible or not, an Oral Fixation.
     
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  14. Bdubbdiblets

    Bdubbdiblets Well-Known Member

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    I don't think I've ever logged out of here....

    I wonder if I am constantly shown as "members logged in"?

    I do frequent much of my alone time and medicated head space for FC...hence my horrifying and spreading case of VAS.:shrug:

    lol....Fuck Combustion!

    :rockon::rockon::rockon:
     
  15. Summer

    Summer Well-Known Member

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    Why not just serve edible flowers? Have to assume they think they are edible.
     
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  16. Helios

    Helios Well-Known Member

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    you have a point summer, there are many edible flowers (lavender, hibiscus, even violets) that I use depending on time or $$, edibles are not always cost effective, many time I carve them from carrots, or grab whatever looks pretty, not always tasty, mostly I just carve up few veggies/fruit to look like flowers and will add some real ones for color/presentation. I used to use raw colored lentils or even cinnamon sticks sometimes as a bed for the apps on trays, they would disappear when the trays came back, Above I made the beef to look like a rose;) "Rose Beef"
     
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  17. virtualpurple

    virtualpurple Well-Known Member

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    Ladies public restrooms are also often the down home grossest restrooms. I worked in tourism for approximately 10 years at a railroad station in a popular national park and the baggage handlers would document every dtreak, skidmark, abandoned underwear, disaster, or assplosion.

    I had thought it maybe was just an anomaly within Denali National Park, but then I started talking to the environmental services staff at the Hospital I was working at.

    Although I think men’s stadium restrooms probably aren’t too far behind.
     
  18. Squiby

    Squiby Well-Known Member

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    Ten years ago I attended an international women's conference. At the first break, I went to the ladies washroom. There was a line up. When my turn came I went into the available stall. There was urine everywhere; on the seat, on the floor, on the back surface of the toilet. I'd never seen such a thing before. I left the stall and went to the back of the line. When my turn came around again, the available stall was a few doors down from the urine sprayed stall. I entered it only to find it was covered with urine too. WTF???

    I ended up walking a couple blocks to a gas station which harboured only the usual amount of grime.
     
  19. TeeJay1952

    TeeJay1952 Well-Known Member

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    @Squiby The answer to the age old question: Is it better to be pissed off than pissed on?
     
  20. Ricardo

    Ricardo Well-Known Member

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    Week long T-Break coming up from tomorrow. Dunno what the scene is like in Kracow but I won't take anything with me....I need to reset anyway :leaf:
     
  21. Trypsy Summers

    Trypsy Summers Well-Known Member

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    Yeah you know how it goes, that old chestnut 'Everybody matters - but no one counts'

    ''you see it every day'' :hmm:

    Pure peace:leaf:
     
  22. CarolKing

    CarolKing Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur

    I was thinking.....I wonder if there are any FCers that have gotten stopped at the boarder by the cannabis smelling dogs and border police.
    Most folks wouldn’t be stupid enough to bring cannabis over the boarder but if you’ve used cannabis in your car or have bought cannabis and brought it home in your car, you know how that smell will stay. Even like me who have spilled ABV on the floor of the car and have a few flakes still left that didn’t get vacuumed up.
    The search dogs would smell something even if you are not currently carrying cannabis. I see on Border Wars how they will tear up a person’s car when a dog hits on cannabis or any other drug.
    I think I would be nervous driving my car over the boarder into Canada or Mexico.
    Just used a nice bowl of GrapeApe in my nano, this came to my mind while watching Border Wars. They are seizing bales of weed. It’s probably Mexican brick weed anyway.
     
  23. Mr. Gweilo 420

    Mr. Gweilo 420 Dude

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    This is the WWW Carol. You are not addressing America. :2c::myday:
     
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  24. BabyFacedFinster

    BabyFacedFinster Capo di tutt'i capi

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    My dog won't fucking stop staring at me.
     
  25. gaseous_clay

    gaseous_clay Well-Known Member

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    You are soooooo high right now.
     

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