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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by EveryDayAmnesiac, Mar 15, 2013.

  1. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Heaven can't wait.

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    Yes, post ALL of your favorite quotes here! I could really use the laughs. I know it might take us a while, but...


    "... I don't care if it takes from now until the end of Shrimpfest! OH, THE SHRIMP!"


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    But try to keep the noise down. I'm expecting a call about an acting gig from:



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    Oh, that reminds me: Lunchtime!



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    :lol:
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  2. Deadhead101

    Deadhead101 I am the Vapor King--I can do anything

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    Lucille: It's one banana, Michael. How much can it cost? Ten dollars?

    Tobias: I'm afraid I just blue myself for the fun.

    Tobias: I was an analyst and therapist, the world's first Analrapist
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  3. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Heaven can't wait.

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    "Mikey, relax... it's just a giant banana!"
  4. SD_haze

    SD_haze MMJ Vaporist

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  5. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Heaven can't wait.

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    "You... want me to be explicit?"
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    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    Edit: This ones for you Roger :D

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  7. Deadhead101

    Deadhead101 I am the Vapor King--I can do anything

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    We shant be telling your mother about this, shant we?
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  8. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Heaven can't wait.

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    Nothing beats starting the day with a little vapor and some Mr. Fingerbottom.... oops, I mean, "Mrs. Featherbottom..."

    In fact, he she tried to put a banger in my mouth just this morning...



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  9. Deadhead101

    Deadhead101 I am the Vapor King--I can do anything

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    I can't wait for the movie/new season.

    I'm more excited than a.......chicken.

  10. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Heaven can't wait.

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    I'll be happy as long as it features plenty of...

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  11. Deadshort480

    Deadshort480 Your bullshit is no match for my Ignore-Fu!

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  12. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict Staff Member

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  13. Deadshort480

    Deadshort480 Your bullshit is no match for my Ignore-Fu!

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    This is one of my favorites, but often goes unnoticed.

    "Her?"

    So simple, so sarcastic, so cutting.







    See you down at the big yellow joint. :D
  14. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Heaven can't wait.

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    I love that gag! I especially enjoy it when combined with the Anne "who?" bit:



    It's strange to just listen to it.

    "I guess I thought she was with another family." :lol:
  15. SD_haze

    SD_haze MMJ Vaporist

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    The...O-One armed man?!?!
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  16. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict Staff Member

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    I love juice!!!

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  17. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Heaven can't wait.

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    I love Buster!

    It's too bad about his glasses though - they make him look like a lizard. Plus, he's self-conscious.

    :lol:
  18. Bob Loblaw

    Bob Loblaw Astralnaut

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    ah, this had given me great joy,

    "who'd like a banger in the mouth? oh i forgot, in the states you call it a 'sausage' in the mouth."
    "we just call it a sausage"

    am watching this as i type


    "Clear as the Ann on plain's face."
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  19. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Heaven can't wait.

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    Nice to see you here, Bob Loblaw. Hopefully you can help us skew to a younger audience. :lol:

    "...Anne Hog's coming?!"
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  20. Bob Loblaw

    Bob Loblaw Astralnaut

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    thanks, EDA! just got to this part, portia gives my namesake a shoutout


    it won't embed with time, grrrr

    if you go to the video and add ?t=1h21m31s
    "I thought maybe I'd stay in and work on my law blog."
  21. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Heaven can't wait.

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    Of all the names to choose from, what made you go with Bob Loblaw?

    I mean, you could have been:

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    or

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    or

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    But.... I suppose none of their names have quite the same caché...

    "Did someone order 140 pounds of upper-body strength?"
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  22. Bob Loblaw

    Bob Loblaw Astralnaut

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    it's kind of an self - humbling / fuck you troll statement.
    as in "don't take me seriously" as well as
    to the guy taking shit at me on the net "all i hear is bahblahblah"
    and scott baio playing it deadpan as you can, kills me
    "We're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw"
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  23. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Heaven can't wait.

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    Well now I have to post it...

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  24. morninglight

    morninglight Well-Known Member

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    Tobias: "and I wouldn't just lie there if that's what you were thinking"
  25. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Heaven can't wait.

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    Tobias Funke?





    Thanks for posting, morninglight! This thread cracks me up at a time when I really need it...


    By the way, for anyone looking for the perfect gift for a tea drinker:


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